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THE TWO TOWERS Trailer in Crappy RealVideo Here! NOW IN QUICKTIME TOO!!!

Hey folks, Harry here.... After you see this blurry sub-human made for AO-HELLERS Real Video trailer I think we will all agree on a few things for a chance.

#1 - This is damn near the greatest trailer I've ever almost seen

#2 - Midnight Tomorrow Can Not Get Here Soon Enough!

#3 - December 18th is an impossibly long time away!

#4 - This is going to so kick FOTR's ass it isn't funny!

#5 - Wargs rule!

#6 - Treebeard has some sexy legs!

#7 - Gandalf falling with Balrog put timber in your member!

#8 - Oliphants! I want a ride!

#9 - Let's watch it Again!

#10 - How many times can you play the trailer till the film is in theaters?

Click here for the greatest trailer ever in Real Video!

Newly Improved Higher Quality Shitty RealVideo Version!!!!

AO-Hell put up a low res 7 meg Quicktime up... still better than the REAL VIDEO SHITE! Click and enter the world of continual erect nipples!!!

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AHHHH!!
by spideyman1218
Sep 30th, 2002
01:35:09 AM
This is using the score from Requiem for a Dream. Good choice.
by Paul987
Sep 30th, 2002
01:38:23 AM
Requiem for a Dream
by DinoBass
Sep 30th, 2002
01:40:52 AM
HOLY PISS!!!!
by monkey9119
Sep 30th, 2002
01:43:27 AM
Well, that CERTAINLY made an impression...
by virkku
Sep 30th, 2002
01:46:35 AM
alright already
by CrazyMonkeyPants
Sep 30th, 2002
01:47:18 AM
um...
by CrazyMonkeyPants
Sep 30th, 2002
01:51:29 AM
Suh-weet!!!!
by jackrabbit
Sep 30th, 2002
01:52:31 AM
SHIT YEAH!!!!
by KyleKrane
Sep 30th, 2002
01:55:54 AM
After watching this three times...
by virkku
Sep 30th, 2002
01:56:41 AM
What color was Gollum?
by CrazyMonkeyPants
Sep 30th, 2002
01:57:01 AM
wizard's fire
by DinoBass
Sep 30th, 2002
01:59:37 AM
Well! That fairly knocked me backwards...
by Pogoholmes
Sep 30th, 2002
02:03:20 AM
Bigger trailer - real media
by IG-U7
Sep 30th, 2002
02:05:41 AM
thanks IG-U7
by CrazyMonkeyPants
Sep 30th, 2002
02:13:00 AM
The Score/Bets trailer?
by nyo267n
Sep 30th, 2002
02:15:18 AM
The Score/Best trailer?
by nyo267n
Sep 30th, 2002
02:15:51 AM
Just a question...
by Captain_Slapnutz
Sep 30th, 2002
02:18:24 AM
ig-u7
by KyleKrane
Sep 30th, 2002
02:20:18 AM
much better
by s0phus
Sep 30th, 2002
02:24:06 AM
They used some of the Phillip Glass score for Powaqaatsi in The
by don_gately
Sep 30th, 2002
02:24:56 AM
Gates of Mordor
by Rash
Sep 30th, 2002
02:25:20 AM
Wow wow wow!
by Touch of Evil
Sep 30th, 2002
02:25:46 AM
My reaction?
by Captain_Slapnutz
Sep 30th, 2002
02:31:53 AM
My reaction?
by Captain_Slapnutz
Sep 30th, 2002
02:32:16 AM
GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!
by nazismasher
Sep 30th, 2002
02:41:36 AM
Its a good trailer but....
by EmilyQFan
Sep 30th, 2002
02:45:02 AM
Well baste my balls and boil them in oil
by JacksonsBane
Sep 30th, 2002
02:45:40 AM
Dear God
by Captain_Slapnutz
Sep 30th, 2002
02:47:11 AM
THANKS
by Nobbi
Sep 30th, 2002
03:00:17 AM
Thanks Kubla
by Touch of Evil
Sep 30th, 2002
03:09:28 AM
Whats all the fuss about...
by Miworld777
Sep 30th, 2002
03:10:37 AM
What was I thinking?
by Captain_Slapnutz
Sep 30th, 2002
03:16:11 AM
December 18th can't get here soon enough!
by General_Patton
Sep 30th, 2002
03:36:01 AM
I'm going to need a q-tip
by Kraken
Sep 30th, 2002
03:39:50 AM
Holy Crappolla!!!!!!!!
by Gabba-UK
Sep 30th, 2002
03:40:45 AM
There's also some screencaps and descriptions @ the official
by nazismasher
Sep 30th, 2002
03:44:29 AM
So, was there some buzz about a Superman script?
by ToyMachine
Sep 30th, 2002
03:47:15 AM
It's a good time to be a geek
by darthhaole
Sep 30th, 2002
03:50:25 AM
nipples
by Nobbi
Sep 30th, 2002
03:58:36 AM
Don't you mean FULL GLORIOUS QUICKTIME, you bloated corporat
by Rain_Dog
Sep 30th, 2002
04:03:03 AM
Music
by Denki
Sep 30th, 2002
04:24:58 AM
I agree
by SpikedBuffy
Sep 30th, 2002
04:28:37 AM
Best... Trailer... Ever!
by Cash Bailey
Sep 30th, 2002
04:31:28 AM
I belive the phrase is...
by vroom socko
Sep 30th, 2002
04:54:02 AM
Merry Fucking Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LabRat
Sep 30th, 2002
04:59:40 AM
i was going to use my subject heading to mention the Requiem For
by a goonie
Sep 30th, 2002
05:07:35 AM
I think the sequel should be called 'Lord Of The Rings 2: Tr
by Half Price Pears
Sep 30th, 2002
05:40:41 AM
uh...dude, this trailer soooo rocks
by Neitmol
Sep 30th, 2002
05:49:15 AM
WOW!!
by SamWave
Sep 30th, 2002
05:51:36 AM
Hoooooo eeeeee!
by Eleanor Rigby
Sep 30th, 2002
05:58:37 AM
This trailer sucks Oliphant balls.
by Eternal
Sep 30th, 2002
06:12:22 AM
Oh my!
by Mithril
Sep 30th, 2002
06:12:40 AM
RE: Doc Loggins
by virkku
Sep 30th, 2002
06:18:04 AM
Sorry, Harry, but I don't agree with any of those things...
by CoolDan989
Sep 30th, 2002
06:27:11 AM
chance
by Nobbi
Sep 30th, 2002
06:36:19 AM
oh yeah...
by Neitmol
Sep 30th, 2002
06:41:07 AM
My face hurts from smiling too much...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Sep 30th, 2002
07:29:23 AM
Looking....perfect!!!!
by Headshotx
Sep 30th, 2002
07:34:18 AM
still not as good as episode 1
by chirpychap
Sep 30th, 2002
08:03:12 AM
Something tells me this isn't the last trailer we'll see
by Movietool
Sep 30th, 2002
08:15:41 AM
but RealPlayer
by Ioreth
Sep 30th, 2002
08:17:39 AM
BEAUTIFUL!
by SlayerVixen
Sep 30th, 2002
08:43:17 AM
muuuuuuuuch better
by Darth Sticky
Sep 30th, 2002
09:12:25 AM
The reason why Real Media sucks ass...
by virkku
Sep 30th, 2002
09:15:32 AM
HALF PRICE PEARS
by Captain Katanga
Sep 30th, 2002
09:21:06 AM
Dare I Say....
by CrazyCanuck2k
Sep 30th, 2002
09:22:09 AM
FUCK THIS SUPERMAN SH*T, THE TWO TOWERS IS COMING, MOTHAPHUCKAS!
by IAmLegolas
Sep 30th, 2002
09:49:58 AM
Gandalf is bigger than Jesus Christ!
by JAGUART
Sep 30th, 2002
09:56:58 AM
Oliphaunts have four tusks?
by rev_skarekroe
Sep 30th, 2002
10:00:00 AM
the score in the trailer...
by Spyderjerusalem
Sep 30th, 2002
10:01:46 AM
My 34th birthday is 18th December 2002 and guess what my best pr
by workshed
Sep 30th, 2002
10:12:12 AM
Call me unimpressed
by TravCon12
Sep 30th, 2002
10:23:56 AM
Fantastic Trailer!
by JAGUART
Sep 30th, 2002
10:26:30 AM
OH MY GOD!!
by Russman
Sep 30th, 2002
10:32:33 AM
It surprised me how derivative and video-gamey the LOTR score is
by MOMERATH
Sep 30th, 2002
10:39:03 AM
All Hail TTT
by SlayerVixen
Sep 30th, 2002
10:53:42 AM
To ChirpyChap
by JAGUART
Sep 30th, 2002
11:01:45 AM
I think I just filled the cup
by Monster Rain
Sep 30th, 2002
11:10:55 AM
Trailer looked pretty cool....
by Retrace
Sep 30th, 2002
11:11:42 AM
Remember a year ago...
by MrCere
Sep 30th, 2002
11:18:48 AM
Scoring
by AshFett
Sep 30th, 2002
11:38:48 AM
what a bunch of crap. Best trailer ever? Yeah, right...
by TV CASUALTY
Sep 30th, 2002
11:40:28 AM
I'll be back after a smoke and a shower
by Pallando Blue
Sep 30th, 2002
11:49:01 AM
and could someone please tell me what the fuck is a Balroc?
by TV CASUALTY
Sep 30th, 2002
11:53:55 AM
The "crappy CGI" in this this trailer reminds me how...
by virkku
Sep 30th, 2002
12:01:21 PM
Neitmol -- tell it like it is!!
by Yojimbo Jones
Sep 30th, 2002
12:02:59 PM
requiem music name
by SauloB
Sep 30th, 2002
12:04:29 PM
requiem music name
by SauloB
Sep 30th, 2002
12:04:33 PM
Morons and their "the CG doesn't look real" banter...
by empyreal0
Sep 30th, 2002
12:15:11 PM
Those CGI Mountains look soooooo fake!
by JAGUART
Sep 30th, 2002
12:46:21 PM
Nice trailer, but........
by Miss Aura
Sep 30th, 2002
01:04:19 PM
Miss Aura
by DinoBass
Sep 30th, 2002
01:10:57 PM
My problem with CGI in TTT...
by virkku
Sep 30th, 2002
01:11:21 PM
That's fabulous
by BenDaRas
Sep 30th, 2002
01:12:33 PM
Miss Aura...
by virkku
Sep 30th, 2002
01:17:00 PM
Miss Aura soils herself needlessly
by Psychopompous
Sep 30th, 2002
01:29:13 PM
To: Dr DinoBass Re: Miss Aura Subject: Are you referring to
by JAGUART
Sep 30th, 2002
01:42:25 PM
I would like everybody who thinks CGI is bad...
by Lobanhaki
Sep 30th, 2002
01:50:41 PM
Haha....someone mentions Paul Oakenfield....LoL
by Vizzini
Sep 30th, 2002
01:52:25 PM
Haha....someone mentions Paul Oakenfield....LoL
by Vizzini
Sep 30th, 2002
01:55:00 PM
got to work this morning and almost did the happy texan dance in
by William_Woolf
Sep 30th, 2002
02:06:54 PM
Artificial Womb... and geek love for The Two Towers
by JAGUART
Sep 30th, 2002
02:32:18 PM
Gollum=Jar Jar Binks
by Darth Phallus
Sep 30th, 2002
02:33:47 PM
Re: Psychopompous, Miami Mofo
by Miss Aura
Sep 30th, 2002
02:34:25 PM
Oh, and about music showing up in trailers...
by Lobanhaki
Sep 30th, 2002
03:17:54 PM
Still annoyed with the changes
by GypsyTRobot
Sep 30th, 2002
03:39:08 PM
SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE!!!
by cableface
Sep 30th, 2002
03:39:28 PM
fucking brilliant
by THE PROFESSOR
Sep 30th, 2002
04:16:50 PM
Tears in my eyes...
by Azlam Orlandu
Sep 30th, 2002
04:56:29 PM
Now that I have recovered myself a bit...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Sep 30th, 2002
05:09:09 PM
CGI Gollum
by AliceInWonderlnd
Sep 30th, 2002
05:34:33 PM
Gollum
by Deegan
Sep 30th, 2002
06:01:43 PM
*****
by Foolishyit
Sep 30th, 2002
06:04:41 PM
bigpackagemax
by Miss Aura
Sep 30th, 2002
06:06:30 PM
Anyone Notice?
by Dannychico
Sep 30th, 2002
06:06:50 PM
Gollum looks pretty cool though
by GypsyTRobot
Sep 30th, 2002
06:12:03 PM
Q: What does this trailer and the one for LotR have in common?
by Fred Asparagus
Sep 30th, 2002
06:27:43 PM
Oh.My.Gawd.
by Eriathial
Sep 30th, 2002
06:42:41 PM
LAS DOS TORRES
by PATRIARC ZITHO
Sep 30th, 2002
06:49:20 PM
YOU SOLD OUT A FRIEND, HARRY... DEAL WITH IT!
by Kenshiro_Kane
Sep 30th, 2002
06:52:13 PM
re: Gollum
by Rohan Girl
Sep 30th, 2002
06:59:21 PM
Awesome trailer....just an awesome trailer.......BUT...
by Dj Tiesto
Sep 30th, 2002
07:09:13 PM
Real video is better
by Onearmedmidget
Sep 30th, 2002
07:13:28 PM
Rohan Girl
by fladnaG
Sep 30th, 2002
07:15:25 PM
hmm ok but not as good as the teaser.
by BEARison Ford
Sep 30th, 2002
07:18:25 PM
Neitmol: why are you such an annoying piece of shit?
by a goonie
Sep 30th, 2002
07:21:14 PM
Harry, the digital compression expert
by Gabrielx
Sep 30th, 2002
07:24:45 PM
Upon further review....
by Dj Tiesto
Sep 30th, 2002
07:32:37 PM
Yeah
by Dannychico
Sep 30th, 2002
07:36:19 PM
virku... from doc_loggins.
by a goonie
Sep 30th, 2002
07:37:37 PM
less than 6 hours before we got it all in quicktime goodness!
by William_Woolf
Sep 30th, 2002
07:43:24 PM
the movie can't open soon enough....
by jasher78
Sep 30th, 2002
07:47:10 PM
doc_loggins
by General_Patton
Sep 30th, 2002
07:49:25 PM
Trailer Music
by jasher78
Sep 30th, 2002
07:54:07 PM
Yojimbo Jones...
by a goonie
Sep 30th, 2002
07:54:15 PM
ROUS's
by PurityOfEssence
Sep 30th, 2002
08:05:27 PM
John Farson: thanks for the heads-up.
by a goonie
Sep 30th, 2002
08:05:56 PM
Doc Loggins
by Shocker69
Sep 30th, 2002
08:07:43 PM
Arwen & Elrond at Helm's Deep
by IAmLegolas
Sep 30th, 2002
08:18:54 PM
Virkku the Cave Troll was Mo-Capped, not hand animated...
by Darth_Inedible
Sep 30th, 2002
08:23:38 PM
Shocker
by PurityOfEssence
Sep 30th, 2002
08:24:09 PM
Oh and where is the King Of All TBs when you need him?
by IAmLegolas
Sep 30th, 2002
08:24:10 PM
Trailer as a whole
by Shocker69
Sep 30th, 2002
08:36:05 PM
Looks fantastic
by dan3333
Sep 30th, 2002
08:37:47 PM
Thoughts
by Darth Melkor
Sep 30th, 2002
09:44:20 PM
fatboyroberts: Yes, trailer music is frequently changed from the
by ar42
Sep 30th, 2002
09:47:59 PM
TV CASUALTY: balroc = Balrog
by Wydok
Sep 30th, 2002
09:54:38 PM
not going to be as good as star wars
by marks70
Sep 30th, 2002
09:59:34 PM
star wars is way better
by marks70
Sep 30th, 2002
10:01:20 PM
TTT trailer: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly...
by Orson W
Sep 30th, 2002
10:02:29 PM
Hee hee Trees can walk!
by Ascensia
Sep 30th, 2002
10:21:34 PM
Doc_Loggins
by Knimbleknight
Sep 30th, 2002
10:22:58 PM
It sucks ASS!
by elf_killer18
Sep 30th, 2002
11:10:35 PM
cave troll
by adam_61550
Sep 30th, 2002
11:56:01 PM
AOL gives us a Trailer that crashes?
by Superman Vs. WB
Oct 1st, 2002
12:00:51 AM
OK, lets see what gems of wisdom we can find today.
by BG
Oct 1st, 2002
12:08:10 AM
morgoth.
by a goonie
Oct 1st, 2002
12:12:36 AM
Shocker69...
by a goonie
Oct 1st, 2002
12:21:52 AM
Gollum, Gollum
by jingoba
Oct 1st, 2002
12:24:42 AM
OH MY GOD!!
by oyvey
Oct 1st, 2002
12:40:07 AM
Harry's thoughts on changes
by Da-Met
Oct 1st, 2002
01:17:08 AM
Holy shizz
by BH|Sauron
Oct 1st, 2002
02:08:42 AM
doc loggins is an idiot....
by s0phus
Oct 1st, 2002
04:23:19 AM
i don't really care
by s0phus
Oct 1st, 2002
04:26:38 AM
miss aura
by s0phus
Oct 1st, 2002
04:38:40 AM
More Virkku's comments about Cave Troll...
by virkku
Oct 1st, 2002
05:19:35 AM
the fullscreen trailer is online!
by godot23
Oct 1st, 2002
05:29:09 AM
awesome stuff but....
by Ali786
Oct 1st, 2002
05:39:10 AM
Walk into the world of the Two Towers for real!
by donutrock
Oct 1st, 2002
10:56:10 AM

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