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Torben, The Sinful Dwarf Provides The First Real TWO TOWERS Review

Hey folks, Harry here... The first at large screening took place tonight in Los Angeles as an Academy Screening. That let out a couple of hours ago, and this is the first review to come in regarding THE TWO TOWERS. It is extremely positive with a couple of nitpicks that ultimately did not ruin the film for him. So the reward for first review goes to a spy I'm calling Torben, The Sinful Dwarf!

TWO TOWERS:

I'm writing less of a review than a compendium to the gushing reviews you should be receiving about now. Key question, is it better than FELLOWSHIP OF THE RINGS. Nope. But it is its equal and for me, that is a profound compliment.

For I cannot think of a single film trilogy where I have been fully satisfied with every installment. Even with the STAR WARS or the GODFATHER, the series would be irregular with their quality. I felt these were a series of films, not one complete epic film (except GODFATHER I & II are a complete movie). Pieces may be great, but it feels like an assortment of different flavors. With TWO TOWERS, it feels like a puzzle piece that clicks completely together with FELLOWSHIP OF THE RINGS. For once, I believe that we could have a popular genre movie series that feels like one complete story.

What has impresses me specifically with the film is that it increases the scope, but never loses the human element of the story. Like the first film, TOWERS ends on a character note as opposed to a cliffhanger moment. I think that Jackson has improved the story of the books and has given Middle Earth a tangible place. Not just in technical details like the siege ladders that attach themselves to the walls of Helm's Deep to the ghostly faces lurking in the waters of the Dead Marches. Or in the fact that he actual bothers to actively show events that are told in flashback in the books. Or the great Weta Effects work (The Ents in action will thrill many many a fan out there). But it lies in the characters.

I went in thinking that Gollum was going to be a photo-realistic character. And set up with the proper expectations, he isn't completely 'realistic.' The technology isn't quite there yet. But me and my associate at the movie agreed he is without a doubt the most believable CGI character seen in a live action movie. He's a true person and not a gimmick. No distracting flourishes or irritating "look at me's." And it makes a difference with the effects. There plenty of subtle moments in the movie that will take you breathe away. Gollum's internal conflict over his love for his precious is beautifully externalized in a scene that kicks the ass of a similar one in SPIDER-MAN.

The movie is not perfect and I want to specifically note the parts that are not to set proper expectations. Several scenes with Elrond and Arwen are fairly redundant and seem to be in there only to remind the audience that they're there. Not that they shouldnít be in the movie, but good scripting could have combined their bits into one great scene. And thereís some sloppy plotting with the Ent subplot and the …owyn/Aragorn romance is unnecessary. Not that Miranda Otto is bad, but when you have the fate of Middle Earth on your shoulders, you've got no time for an additional love triangle.

But for these few little things I have pointed out, there are many more that will awe you with wonder. This is the real deal folks. Get excited, because warts and all, TWO TOWERS is another piece of a classic.

Torben, The Sinful Dwarf

FOR SPOILERS SCAN DOWN (taken from Torben's Talkbacks Below)




















There is nothing dubious about my review or that the first shot of the movie is the snow covered mountains hearing Gandalf's voice deep in Moria. Or that the shot of Liv tyler running up the stairs is not in the movie. Or that there is something Legalos does with a horse that will make you shit yourself. Or that the Helm's Deep is intercut with other scenes, which is why people keep saying it is 45 minutes long. Or that the last shot of the movie ends on Mordor, only much much closer to it. I just don't like to cram my comments with spoilers, especially when there is a lot to be surprised by with the movie. I want you to get the impression of the film, not spoil the WHOLE thing. I guess you wanted more, I tried to get it in quickly so you'd have something...

okay HELMS DEEP is a solid, great sequence. I like the Cave Troll attack better, but this is a different kind of battle. What's great about it is the sense of hopelessness of it. That the odds are so great against them. That they are fighting with old men and boys (like meantioned in the book). There's a great moment in the moment where " the first stone is cast" so to say. Like the first film, Jackson has a way to make action seem kinetic and exciting without being confusing. There's a great fight sequence that you've only seen a shot or two from the trailers (Legolas on a rock watching rides approach and the shot of the dogbeast attacking). In fact there's more action in this movie than in the book which made a friend that was with me much happier with this film than FOTR (he didn't like it much). And for the record, I LOVE FOTR.

I don't want people to think I didn't like Gollum, I thought Gollum is one of the greatest CGI characters EVER MADE. That is not a mild compliment. He's wonderful and you are going to be thrilled with him (in fact the climax of the movie is about him, but not as BIG of a moment as you think. It is a small character moment, hinted at in the book that here, Makes him a truly interesting character. In fact, I've always felt the books were thin on characterization and the films have just fleshed these people out. Like how the first film had Boromir, Pippin and Merry more interesting, Gollum equally has be brought to real life. He was easily the most liked character at the screening from audience reactions.

Second was Gimli, who has most of the comic relief in this film. The supporting characters aren't as well flesh out, due to the fact that they are competing with screen time with our already abundant cast, but even at their worst, they service the story well. Wormtongue was Brad Dourif, or was it the other way around, but he stands out the most, though Bernard Hill is great before and after his Rejuvenation.

Maybe people will be impressed with the love triangle, but I was unmoved (and I like what they did in the last film with it a lot).

The Ents, like Gollum, don't look photo real, but they are wonderful fluid. When I say not completely real, I mean real reality. And they fit in perfectly with the consistent fantasy reality that the series has established.

And there are some great new vistas: The completely built Mordor tower looks fantastic, the caves beneath Helm's Deep get a tantalizingly brief glimpse. In particular, the depths of Kazadum in particular took my breath away. Forgive me if my LOTR spellings aren’t correct, I’m not spending time cross-referencing them. Also, ask me questions. One.) the voice scene is not in, we don’t get that far in the story. Remember what Jackson said about the film's structure? Two.) Stickman, Yes. Three.) A New Line plant? don’t even start that, because I’m even listening. I want to give a fair level headed reaction to the piece before the over-praising and backlashing comes in. oh, "and don't tell the Elf." The movie doesn't get to the post-Helm's Deep stuff. It doesn't avoid them, it simply doesn't get to them. There's plenty going on to end the movie (and there's a whole subplot that is different from the book that I refuse to take about). But it is emotionally satisfying to end that way.

Aragorn come across similar to the first film, a leader of men both a bad ass and a real human with real emotions. He really doesn't change as a character and if you liked him in the first film, you'll like more him here (because he gets more to do).

Eomer's performance is strong without overacting. He's not as important as Theoden, thus doesn't have as much scene time as him, but he makes a strong impression.

The effects on the Oliphaunts and the winged Fell Beasts are beautiful, again, what's great is that they are part of the scene and never take it over, which makes the effect even better. The Ringwraiths are very very scary on them. Forget the horses, these things are choice steed of ultimate evil.

Quick answers on our cast.

We do see the power struggle inbetween the breeds of Orcs, in fact it has been condensed beautifully and made organic to the story (fans will notice it non-fans won't - which is the way it should be).

Gandalf the White is different from Grey in that he is more sure of himself, sure of his power and ready to take on evil. Otherwise he still has the same sense of sly humor that makes him lovable. Remember, he does A LOT of running around in this one, so mostly he's serious.

Legolas and Gimli's "friendship" is non-verbally there and they do have their competition at Helm's Deep. As for Gimli being comic relief, what if your comic relief had a huge axe and fells dozens of Orcs? That's a pretty cool comic relief.

Again, I'm trying to be careful not to reveal big surprises, so I'm avoiding some questions. I simply trying to reassure you that what you want is there, because this is not as faithful as FOTR, but that makes it no less as good.

But I will make this clear so that this question cease, Do we see the Ents smackdown?YES YES YES!!! That is the one thing I will gush about besides Gollum. Helm's Deep is great, but greater for me was seeing the wrath of Treebeard and company against Isengard. It is amazing, it filled me with the fist-pumping "YES!" that you WILL enjoy (and Harry will use several paragraphs to describe in his review). I always felt the books suffered from the Syndrome I like to call, “Dude! You just missed the coolest thing! Now let me tell you all about what you missed!”

Well you finally see the coolest thing and it is the coolest thing in the movie (for me).

As for other's reaction, it's an industry screening and it is always hard to judge them. But from what I know it was a good reaction. But people were excited to be there and people laughed at jokes referring to the other films, but it is not the same as being with a real public audience. An audience that paid to see it, that will be making a lot more noise than these people.

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"Only" as good as FOTR, eh?
by Boba_Fett
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:12:15 AM
Can't Wait
by MiyazakiEboshi
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:12:31 AM
Now this seems like a real review
by JackLint
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:18:07 AM
Another Dubious Review
by The Mistress
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:19:04 AM
sounds a fair review to me, devoid of hype.
by mansep
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:20:24 AM
Gollum
by Statik
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:20:32 AM
Well....hell!
by DarthSamwise
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:25:55 AM
Those damn Harry animations!
by DarthSamwise
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:28:50 AM
Hotdog Review Part 2
by SlayerVixen
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:29:59 AM
peter jackson is a GOD
by FOBnation
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:30:38 AM
huh?
by DarthSamwise
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:33:27 AM
Fuck you right in your sinful dwarf ass
by 007-11
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:36:26 AM
GODDAMN IT!!! I want to see this NOW!
by nazismasher
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:43:13 AM
There is nothing dubious about my review...
by TorbenTSD
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:43:55 AM
bring on the talkbacks!
by imageburn13
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:44:05 AM
Spoilers! I want Spoilers!!
by RamanPotential
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:49:20 AM
This is a review?
by Messyjoe
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:53:25 AM
The question is "How much did he like FOTR?"
by ribbitking
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:56:38 AM
Ninja Scroll to be done in live action
by anuar
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:56:50 AM
Okay, here's some more...
by TorbenTSD
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:01:07 AM
thanks
by masterblogger
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:07:17 AM
Unnecessary?
by ElanorSam
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:08:00 AM
Question: After the battle...
by Stickman83
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:08:21 AM
FAKE!!!
by PattyOGreen
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:11:22 AM
This guys an idiot!
by RicardoLuv
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:17:39 AM
and more..
by TorbenTSD
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:20:51 AM
please answer some q's Dwarf-guy
by Mr President
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:28:32 AM
Wow
by Stickman83
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:29:09 AM
Torben, run for your life!
by Stickman83
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:32:16 AM
Thank you Torben
by JacksonsBane
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:35:34 AM
Answers to endless questions
by TorbenTSD
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:41:50 AM
MORE questions........
by sparticusmaximus
Dec 2nd, 2002
02:47:08 AM
Thanks, Torben! Now, fly you fool before the trolls overwhelm y
by nazismasher
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:03:36 AM
reaction from others?
by Mr President
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:21:59 AM
Go back and read the book for real this time Narsil - skimming t
by nazismasher
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:28:52 AM
"I wish you found me a better spot!"
by TorbenTSD
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:29:16 AM
Does anyone have any imagination any more?
by Vitaly Chernobyl
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:47:22 AM
Torben, just one more question?
by JackLint
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:56:28 AM
dont forget the subsequent Extended Edition
by dahveed72
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:56:58 AM
Even MORE questions.....
by sparticusmaximus
Dec 2nd, 2002
04:06:40 AM
So are there any brothers in this movie?
by barrywhite
Dec 2nd, 2002
04:26:51 AM
this fantasy epic lacks the mystical space-helmeted monkey that
by FafTheHappyPie
Dec 2nd, 2002
04:31:18 AM
Books vs Movies
by Tomten
Dec 2nd, 2002
04:38:42 AM
Torben?
by NemoRange
Dec 2nd, 2002
04:59:01 AM
Before writing a review...
by workshed
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:09:16 AM
this is a LIEEEEEE!!!
by marmaduc
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:10:24 AM
Before writing a review... (This is important for the once good
by workshed
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:12:31 AM
WHAT ABOUT FARAMIR?
by Praetor
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:23:34 AM
A mind is a terrible thing to waste
by Vitaly Chernobyl
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:23:49 AM
First review positive
by Ribbons
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:41:33 AM
Again, or "Arrgh!"
by Ribbons
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:48:01 AM
I'm out of here.
by TorbenTSD
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:52:20 AM
Again, or "Arrgh!"
by Ribbons
Dec 2nd, 2002
06:05:37 AM
Oops
by Ribbons
Dec 2nd, 2002
06:10:47 AM
Return of the King length
by rizla
Dec 2nd, 2002
06:11:03 AM
New Review Online!! full of spoilers!
by Benu
Dec 2nd, 2002
06:22:59 AM
YES
by originalskoobx
Dec 2nd, 2002
06:29:26 AM
Adaptation & Imagination
by Sir Mordred
Dec 2nd, 2002
06:31:39 AM
Birthday wishes
by Sir Mordred
Dec 2nd, 2002
06:59:17 AM
Hotdog magazine take note...
by MrBabbage
Dec 2nd, 2002
07:11:38 AM
The most unlikely character imaginable
by Tomten
Dec 2nd, 2002
07:15:23 AM
so.... what do u think of this review?:
by Benu
Dec 2nd, 2002
07:16:50 AM
Readdress
by Sir Mordred
Dec 2nd, 2002
07:33:41 AM
ANOTHER REVIEW THIS TIME FROM LIGHTSOUT ENT!!!
by Arnold J Rimmer
Dec 2nd, 2002
07:34:52 AM
Lightsout Review
by Harry Proudfoot
Dec 2nd, 2002
07:48:46 AM
Haha! Read this...
by Monkey Lover
Dec 2nd, 2002
07:55:51 AM
Hmmm...
by Halloween68
Dec 2nd, 2002
08:17:25 AM
Fuck's Sake
by Sir Mordred
Dec 2nd, 2002
08:25:45 AM
Great Silly Gits....
by Mr. Smegma
Dec 2nd, 2002
08:52:51 AM
I CAN'T BELIEVE "Voice of Saruman" isn't in this film? So what,
by Ralph Cifaretto
Dec 2nd, 2002
08:56:20 AM
Damn out of order TB
by ThingsThatTimDog
Dec 2nd, 2002
01:00:27 PM
Fix the Forums!!! Sort them by time!
by scottbell
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:07:31 PM
"there is something Legalos does with a horse that will make you
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 2nd, 2002
03:51:20 PM
for Torben (please answer...I really would like to know)
by Big Papa
Dec 2nd, 2002
04:29:11 PM
for Torben (please answer...I really would like to know)
by Big Papa
Dec 2nd, 2002
04:34:33 PM
First real review, huh?
by Dan_Average
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:21:28 PM
007, top secret lichhobbit
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:24:20 PM
Thim the dog
by GLucas24
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:26:09 PM
My one online thing for today.
by TorbenTSD
Dec 2nd, 2002
05:35:12 PM
For those who've read the LightsOut review...
by The Schlock
Dec 2nd, 2002
09:17:07 PM
Sounds Like A Funny Movie
by NickFoley
Dec 2nd, 2002
09:25:40 PM
The Two Towers is the BEST film of the year!
by VistaSierra
Dec 2nd, 2002
10:17:16 PM
The Review Proves It?
by slaterc3
Dec 2nd, 2002
10:52:23 PM
test
by tamarac661
Dec 2nd, 2002
10:59:53 PM
Lord of the Rings....
by tamarac661
Dec 2nd, 2002
11:03:30 PM
Balrog's Death
by daughter of time
Dec 3rd, 2002
01:45:59 PM
looks like it has begun
by raker
Dec 3rd, 2002
02:47:22 PM
Is it safe here?
by Shards of Narsil
Dec 3rd, 2002
03:04:58 PM
Shards
by daughter of time
Dec 3rd, 2002
04:17:39 PM
DoT
by Shards of Narsil
Dec 3rd, 2002
08:22:55 PM

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