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SCOOBY DOO 2 - the horror never ends

Hey folks, Harry here... just in case you thought Mr Prinze Jr's oath to not act anymore was a lie, he proves it by not acting in SCOOBY DOO 2! While the first film was merely a mediocre endeavor, this second one promises to be bigger in every way. Just look at the Mystery Van! That's bigger than before!










And all their clothes have long sleeves this time!










And it even qualifies to be in the COOLSONIAN MUSEUM! Wow...










Also, to guarantee quality, Alicia (BATMAN & ROBIN) Silverstone, who straight from her straight to video awesome turn in... um... ROCK MY WORLD!!! Wow, can you really believe how incredibly awesome this film is turning out? Could it be more mediocre than last time? Well, perhaps if they lowered Lillard's Shaggy and Scooby's Scooby down to Fred and Daphne's level... but then... it wouldn't even be mediocre anymore, it'd just be plain sad and totally worthless. Let's hope the beat mediocrity and shoot for tolerable, though to dream of it being good or great... that's just not a reasonable goal for expectations... right? Besides, we wouldn't want to ruin Freddie's streak of the truly mundane and forgettable going back to WING COMANDER, DOWN TO YOU, BOYS AND GIRLS, HEAD OVER HEELS, SUMMER CATCH and his opus... SCOOBY-DOO. Never fear... the retiring Freddie Prinze Jr is going to squeeze three more bowl stainers with HAPPILY N'EVER AFTER, SCOOBY 2 and THE SWEDISH JOB... his final film, which truthfully may be his best film... as it is from the director of SLC PUNK which wasn't a total load of excrement... well, at least not when Lillard was off-screen, but this time Freddie will put his acting chops up against Billy Bob Thornton, Stellan Skarsgard, Lena Olin and Harvey Keitel... He'll show them what for! Thanks for the pics goes out to HollywoodNorthReport.Com and Mark!

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by supersquid
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:11:20 AM
No... the horror that never ends is the Harry animation...
by scottbr
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:14:42 AM
Prinze made an oath not to act again?
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:15:50 AM
Is Freddy really retiring...?
by Dog Of Mystery
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:18:32 AM
Thanks for the public service...
by rasputinsbarber
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:31:52 AM
Methinks Harry protests entirely too much...
by Saucy Jack
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:34:22 AM
Scooby 3 - penned by Joss Wendon gets 5 stars at AICN!!!!
by BannthisUcommies
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:48:23 AM
What you need to know about Freddy = he makes 10 mill a year and
by BannthisUcommies
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:50:21 AM
Scooby-Poo had no right to succeed!!!
by mbaker
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:55:19 AM
Maybe the sequle should be called "Scooby-Doo & The Ghoul School
by mbaker
Apr 22nd, 2003
08:02:39 AM
I feel dumber having read that
by ThingsThatTimDog
Apr 22nd, 2003
08:07:46 AM
Here we fucking go again! HARRY, Scoobie Doo 1 was not that bad.
by TheGinger Twit
Apr 22nd, 2003
08:22:53 AM
You evil, evil man...
by Huneybee
Apr 22nd, 2003
08:27:22 AM
Dammit, Harry!
by Huneybee
Apr 22nd, 2003
08:33:35 AM
Hard to retire. . .
by BigPoppi
Apr 22nd, 2003
08:38:01 AM
Looks like they've realized the power of Velma's cleavage.
by Andy Travis
Apr 22nd, 2003
08:47:02 AM
Yes, Velma is the Sexiest Tom...
by zer0cool2k2
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:03:47 AM
Here's the thing...when movies make a large profit, sequels get
by Terry_1978
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:05:50 AM
Oops...
by Terry_1978
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:07:09 AM
Guys, Scooby-Doo was not a good show!
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:10:51 AM
this is making for quite the hangover
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:25:23 AM
Sexiest Tomboy Beapole = The New "ITS A BOMB IN HIS RIB CAGE!"
by Rogue_Leader
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:26:42 AM
Harry and mediocrity
by Jussi
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:31:51 AM
It could have been more than just "ok" if
by WRATH-OF-FETT
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:55:26 AM
harry
by ZO
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:57:36 AM
Here we go again...
by spider-ham
Apr 22nd, 2003
10:07:47 AM
And another thing
by WRATH-OF-FETT
Apr 22nd, 2003
10:47:13 AM
And another thing
by WRATH-OF-FETT
Apr 22nd, 2003
11:32:27 AM
Stretch Van
by CountZero
Apr 22nd, 2003
11:40:49 AM
Harry vs Scooby Doo & Tomb Raider......
by Doom II
Apr 22nd, 2003
11:43:37 AM
Humanitarian relief...
by Manatee
Apr 22nd, 2003
12:07:10 PM
Humanitarian relief...
by Manatee
Apr 22nd, 2003
12:14:34 PM
A little perspective please.
by Vegas
Apr 22nd, 2003
12:18:50 PM
James Gunn's Specials is the poor man's Watchmen
by Declan_Swartz
Apr 22nd, 2003
12:55:05 PM
yeah, seriously Harry, knock it off
by Tall_Boy
Apr 22nd, 2003
12:59:33 PM
tears of unfathomable sadness roll down my cheeks.
by mindKMST
Apr 22nd, 2003
01:15:49 PM
Prinze's Dark Scary Place
by Johnny Utah
Apr 22nd, 2003
02:42:38 PM
WTF was wrong with Scooby Doo?
by JAGUART
Apr 22nd, 2003
02:49:12 PM
Hanna/Barbera raped my childhood!
by JAGUART
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:00:09 PM
Yes, come to the dark side...
by WRATH-OF-FETT
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:01:10 PM
Dear Wrath...
by JAGUART
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:09:22 PM
"You can smear shit on celluloid and people will go see it."
by Uncapie
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:09:55 PM
"And while you're at it, why don't you devulge how to clone IDs?
by WRATH-OF-FETT
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:10:39 PM
I dislike Freddie Prinze, Jr. as much as the next guy... but don
by Psyclops
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:18:36 PM
Proof this film will literally stink
by mrbuckles
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:41:41 PM
hulk schmulk
by Hud
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:47:29 PM
GET A DOG UP YA HARRY YA MISCREANT SMEAR.
by UtrinqueParatus
Apr 22nd, 2003
03:57:48 PM
GET A DOG UP YA HARRY YA MISCREANT SMEAR.
by UtrinqueParatus
Apr 22nd, 2003
04:00:15 PM
Hey Harry...
by zer0cool2k2
Apr 22nd, 2003
04:03:22 PM
The bomb in his rib cage is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the p
by jtp972
Apr 22nd, 2003
04:33:20 PM
Not another.....
by cooper2000
Apr 22nd, 2003
04:35:20 PM
I love the smell of Scooby farts Monday morning...
by Uncapie
Apr 22nd, 2003
05:00:55 PM
Prinze lookalike
by Atropos
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:04:14 PM
I think the sequel should be called Scooby Two with Hulk Hogan a
by Chaffro
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:48:42 PM
It looks pretty awesome to me. All you jerks are horrible.
by SnapT
Apr 22nd, 2003
07:52:45 PM
Freddie Prinze Jr is retiring from acting?
by boba_rob
Apr 22nd, 2003
08:09:38 PM
DeNiro/Pacino/Nicholson/Penn/P rinze, Jr.
by JackBauer@CTU
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:18:31 PM
Of course it's not going to be great
by St.Buggering
Apr 22nd, 2003
09:54:53 PM
I finally watched the first one on HBO Family...
by DarthCorleone
Apr 22nd, 2003
11:24:17 PM
SCOOBY DOO WAS ALWAYS SHIT
by Dan_Average
Apr 23rd, 2003
12:23:25 AM
Fucken Bad movies. You think hollywood would learn by now
by Rcamacho2278
Apr 23rd, 2003
02:01:58 AM
Hey fuck you Harry, SLC Punk was good stuff... you need to come
by empyreal0
Apr 23rd, 2003
03:04:20 AM
Scooby Doo qualifies as a major discovery!!!!!
by Bong
Apr 23rd, 2003
03:18:14 AM
Scooby doo is a kids movie!
by bronze_dive
Apr 23rd, 2003
05:16:41 AM
That's the scary part...
by Mercenary
Apr 23rd, 2003
08:02:56 AM
You killed Buffy for Scooby Snacks?
by RobertVanGraham
Apr 23rd, 2003
12:28:43 PM
Sarah M Gellar needs a new agent
by walesfilmclub
Apr 23rd, 2003
06:08:44 PM
scooby-doo 2 bombshell
by bUffY_tArA
Apr 23rd, 2003
10:29:11 PM
...My God... What have we wrought?
by Zone Zero
Apr 24th, 2003
04:32:10 AM

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