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Enterprise 2.23 FAQ

An “Enterprise” review? When was the last time Coax put up one of those?

2.10 “Vanishing Point,” way back at the end of November sweeps. (It was the one with ghostly Hoshi in the sleeveless purple belly-shirt.)

What’s tonight’s called?

“Regeneration.”

Who’s responsible?

Teleplay is credited to Mike Sussman and Phyllis Strong (“Future Tense”).

What does TV Guide say?

“Enterprise searches for a party of missing scientific researchers who vanished from the Arctic after discovering a crashed spacecraft and its dormant cybernetic crew.”

The big news?

It turns out warp-drive inventor Zephram Cochrane, long before he disappeared into deep space (and met Kirk, Spock and McCoy), spoke openly of Picard and the Borg’s visit from the future – during a commencement address at Princeton. Everybody just assumed he was kidding and/or drunk, and Cochrane completely recanted the story soon after!

Is T’Pol still beating the Vulcan Science Directorate’s “time travel is impossible” drum?

T'Pol remains a tough room when it comes to time travel. When Archer shows her Cochrane’s references to visitors from the future, it is T’Pol who points out Cochrane’ predilection for alcohol consumption.

If the Borg are found frozen on Earth, how does the Enterprise get involved? Does Starfleet’s flagship finally return home this week?

No. The thawed Borg quickly cobble together a super-fast warp vehicle by cannibalizing contemporary Earth technology and bits of the crashed Borg craft. Rather than stick around and start assimilating the planet in earnest, they coincidentally elect to speed out (at warp 3.9) to within half a dozen light-years of the Enterprise’s current position.

So do we spend a lot of time on Earth?

A lot of time. The entire teaser and first act are devoted exclusively to providing a nifty homage to “The Thing From Another World,” as isolated Arctic scientists stumble upon a broken alien sphere embedded long ago in polar ice. (By the second commercial break, you’ll begin to wonder if we’ll see Archer, T’Pol, Phlox, et al at all this week.)

When does the action move out to space?

We first see the Enterprise at the beginning of the second act, about 15 minutes into the episode.

What else is TV Guide not telling us?

The galaxy’s cause is not helped by Archer’s reluctance to spill blood – especially since assimilated humans quickly became components of the menace. (T’Pol, happily, supports a less forgiving posture.)

What’s good?

The Pandora’s-Box feel – established in the lengthy Arctic sequence – continues as the Enterprise inherits the Borg problem. Audiences may find themselves caught up in a genuine sense of dread and alarm: The 24th century cybernetic organisms begin to assimilate elements of the comparatively backward 22nd century so quickly and brutally and efficiently, it begins to look as if they’re going to be running the entire Alpha Quadrant within days. Performances are strong all around, but John Billingsley and Linda Park turn in some especially sharp work.

What’s not so good?

Phlox’s specific dilemma is compelling, to say the least, but it does strain credulity to suggest that he would be able to outmanuever the future’s Borg nanotech so speedily.

How does it end, spoiler-boy?

“Until what?” asks Archer. “The 24th century?”

Herc’s rating for “Enterprise” 2.23?

***1/2

The Hercules T. Strong Rating System:

  • ***** better than we deserve
  • **** better than most motion pictures
  • *** actually worth your valuable time
  • ** as horrible as most stuff on TV
  • * makes you quietly pray for bulletins

I am – Hercules!!





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Enterprise?
by Magus Darkstar
May 7th, 2003
02:18:38 AM
Borg
by Playhouse
May 7th, 2003
02:20:38 AM
bout time.
by Sideshow Dave
May 7th, 2003
02:25:24 AM
ok
by Sideshow Dave
May 7th, 2003
02:28:09 AM
Remember all the promises that this Star Trek would be different
by St.Buggering
May 7th, 2003
02:50:21 AM
Huh? Enterprise is still on?
by Noriko Takaya
May 7th, 2003
02:59:43 AM
I have to admit...
by SpacePhil
May 7th, 2003
03:00:09 AM
well..
by Sideshow Dave
May 7th, 2003
04:08:56 AM
Lameness on order for Season 3
by God_O_Thunder
May 7th, 2003
05:05:45 AM
Now the last coffin in Enterprise will be to bring in "Q"
by sofalord
May 7th, 2003
08:17:36 AM
Well, this show is now officially out of ideas
by Kid Z
May 7th, 2003
08:29:50 AM
Serious Question: Did they ever reveal who FutureGuy was?
by IdFuckAvril
May 7th, 2003
08:37:10 AM
Like You People Have Something Better To Watch...
by Megadeacon
May 7th, 2003
09:04:05 AM
When's the Cuba/Florida razing going to happen?
by Christopher3
May 7th, 2003
10:21:52 AM
Is this the begining of the end?
by Russman
May 7th, 2003
10:26:34 AM
Well ... I watched this episode ... against my better judgement
by TheAFLACDuck
May 7th, 2003
10:48:48 AM
A Serialized Comic Book format might work for this show
by Drath
May 7th, 2003
11:40:55 AM
I'm among the 'couldn't care less' faction
by burningbabyfish
May 7th, 2003
01:19:50 PM
Lame, lame, lame
by Canyda
May 7th, 2003
01:41:55 PM
Stop the Madness
by usagibrian
May 7th, 2003
01:49:47 PM
The clueless talkbackers strike again
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
02:42:03 PM
Star Trek: RIP
by Bilbo_Fett
May 7th, 2003
02:49:18 PM
TV In The Here And Now
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
03:17:53 PM
Spoiler link title
by 7Cal
May 7th, 2003
03:26:32 PM
More Borg?
by hoyaguru
May 7th, 2003
03:36:46 PM
That big Star Trek "reset" button...
by slapshot
May 7th, 2003
03:58:36 PM
Future History
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
04:07:27 PM
Already seen it?
by TomBCat
May 7th, 2003
04:18:16 PM
You Gotta Get Time Travel
by Johnny B. Ware
May 7th, 2003
04:37:07 PM
7Cal, you're a dolt!
by YankeeMan
May 7th, 2003
04:56:00 PM
Bloody hell, people! It's a TV programme!
by Tommmmm
May 7th, 2003
05:20:25 PM
Mindless Crap
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
05:38:46 PM
Re: Mindless Crap
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
05:45:33 PM
Aren't the Eugenics Wars supposed to be over by now?
by Christopher3
May 7th, 2003
06:00:24 PM
I used to Love Trek...
by cooper2000
May 7th, 2003
06:00:31 PM
If people watch tonight
by cooper2000
May 7th, 2003
06:17:17 PM
B&B are establishing a NEW time-line
by MGTHEDJ
May 7th, 2003
06:55:29 PM
The timeline still works out !
by BineJ
May 7th, 2003
07:01:12 PM
Jesus god no, MGTHEDJ!!
by Noriko Takaya
May 7th, 2003
07:03:49 PM
Re: Norm
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
07:10:37 PM
And Another Thing!
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
07:20:04 PM
Good Lord. My Dork-o-meter is off the charts!
by DoctorNick
May 7th, 2003
07:28:15 PM
Re: Dr. Nick
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
07:37:12 PM
Hey Doctor Nick!
by Canyda
May 7th, 2003
07:39:21 PM
Re: Real Deal
by DoctorNick
May 7th, 2003
07:42:19 PM
RE: Doctor Nick
by Canyda
May 7th, 2003
07:47:11 PM
Re: Canyda
by DoctorNick
May 7th, 2003
07:53:52 PM
Re: Dr. Nick
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
07:54:02 PM
Real Deal, you have no real idea how people keep track of histor
by FluffyUnbound
May 7th, 2003
07:57:37 PM
RE: Doctor Nick
by Canyda
May 7th, 2003
08:01:53 PM
Re: Canyda
by DoctorNick
May 7th, 2003
08:05:12 PM
What happened to Star Trek?
by Spark009
May 7th, 2003
08:45:02 PM
y'know that was pretty dang good
by Tall_Boy
May 7th, 2003
08:57:39 PM
RE: Fluffy Unbound
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
08:57:47 PM
BineJ
by nmx
May 7th, 2003
09:07:54 PM
Re: nmx
by DoctorNick
May 7th, 2003
09:22:55 PM
Enterprise: Desparation!
by thevision
May 7th, 2003
09:55:32 PM
What a bunch of dopes!!!
by johnnie31
May 7th, 2003
10:05:00 PM
Argh
by Darth Brooks
May 7th, 2003
10:25:46 PM
Re: noriko, Johnnie31 and the vision
by MGTHEDJ
May 7th, 2003
10:47:42 PM
Johnnie, that makes no sense.
by FluffyUnbound
May 7th, 2003
10:53:11 PM
RE : Fluffy Unbound
by Real Deal
May 7th, 2003
11:04:58 PM
Back to Future, Part IV
by Electric_Monk
May 7th, 2003
11:15:34 PM
Paramount call Aaron Sorkin
by Darquon
May 8th, 2003
12:25:21 AM
Enterprise Raped My Childhood (someone had to say it)
by Voice O. Reason
May 8th, 2003
12:36:21 AM
Oh fer crist sakes...
by Lukecash
May 8th, 2003
01:01:38 AM
The Star Trek Universe
by Real Deal
May 8th, 2003
01:05:51 AM
Oh and and a few points.
by Lukecash
May 8th, 2003
01:08:57 AM
Didn't show anything new
by Son Of Batboy
May 8th, 2003
01:14:22 AM
YUCK
by Yamato
May 8th, 2003
02:17:24 AM
Regeneration
by Real Deal
May 8th, 2003
03:11:39 AM
Change History FC Borg did it!
by Norm3
May 8th, 2003
10:21:12 AM

by OlafGladNBig
May 8th, 2003
11:32:03 AM
Dear Mr Stanley Tweedle
by Tommmmm
May 8th, 2003
04:13:38 PM
ENTERPRISE: JUMPIN' THE SHARK AT WARP SPEED
by Swifty Slowpoker
May 8th, 2003
05:29:17 PM
Borg A-OK on Enterprise! Haters Need Not Apply
by atomheartbrother
May 8th, 2003
06:29:55 PM
Could B & B be at it again. . .
by McCormic
May 8th, 2003
06:56:14 PM
jumping the shark...
by Skylord2
May 8th, 2003
07:00:24 PM
Oh my god, I thought Norm was just joking!!
by Sith Lord Sauron
May 8th, 2003
09:30:13 PM
IdFuckAvril
by Delete Me
May 8th, 2003
10:12:52 PM
DeleteMe
by IdFuckAvril
May 8th, 2003
11:27:03 PM
I'll say it...
by BTWR
May 9th, 2003
03:29:18 AM
TV Guide Article
by Mad_Radhu
May 9th, 2003
05:39:20 AM
Geebus.
by radio1_mike
May 9th, 2003
06:42:25 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but...
by neemz
May 9th, 2003
09:01:24 AM
Different breed
by Winston209
May 9th, 2003
09:02:48 AM
Some interesting aspects but completely unnecessary...
by Hjermsted
May 9th, 2003
10:29:16 AM
Umm, didn't Picard and pals...
by WarIsGood
May 9th, 2003
02:41:35 PM
Forgetting History
by MrBabbage
May 9th, 2003
04:23:46 PM
Dammit don't the producers of this show realize that Trek fans a
by the G-man
May 10th, 2003
08:41:50 AM
Looking For Intellegence In Talkback
by Real Deal
May 10th, 2003
02:02:19 PM
Many Worlds
by Electric_Monk
May 10th, 2003
10:06:23 PM
It was a good episode
by Eyegore
May 10th, 2003
11:10:50 PM
Enterprise is mediocre personified
by alvinsimadeer
May 10th, 2003
11:35:05 PM
'BOUT TIME INDEED!
by DECKERS
May 11th, 2003
05:16:00 AM
Star Trek 1966-2003 R.I.P
by Forget_Byron
May 11th, 2003
06:13:25 PM
Whats wrong with you people.
by TheAllSeeingEye
May 12th, 2003
06:01:58 AM
Oh one more thing i'm sure you'll love
by TheAllSeeingEye
May 12th, 2003
06:09:01 AM
Who'd have thought all those years back that such an amazing phe
by TheGinger Twit
May 24th, 2003
02:15:42 PM

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