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Published on Thursday, February 19, 2004 - 3:57pm |
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Moriarty Has Seen THE PUNISHER!!
Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...
First confession: I’ve read very little of THE PUNISHER. I’ve read a lot of comic books in my life, and I’m certainly aware of the character, but I wouldn’t profess any special knowledge of Frank Castle or his story.
Second confession: I fully expected this film to suck.
I can’t even fully explain why. Maybe it’s because I’ve never sparked to the character. Maybe it’s because the teaser trailer did nothing for me. Maybe it’s because Jonathan Hensleigh’s never directed before, and most of the films he’s worked on have been giant Hollywood spectacles.
Or maybe it was just John Travolta that had me worried. Would you blame me?
At any rate, when I got asked to come out to see the film last week, I decided to set aside all my hesitations and just give it a shot. What convinced me was the open enthusiasm I kept hearing as I spoke to Kevin Fiege and Ari Arad. They sounded confident, sure of what they had. They’d invited me to a press conference in Tampa last year that took place near the end of filming, but I was on vacation, a belated honeymoon with my wife, and even though the idea of visiting the set of a Marvel movie in my old hometown was appealing, I had to pass. It just didn’t time out right. Now, just a few months later, it seemed, they were calling to say the film was done and ready to be seen. Frankly, I’m shocked at how fast it was finished, but if they were ready to show it, I figured they must be proud of it.
And, now that I’ve seen it, I know why.
Jonathan Hensleigh’s credits as a writer include THE SAINT, JUMANJI, CON AIR, and of course, the biggest film he ever wrote, Michael Bay’s ARMAGEDDON. It would be easy to look at a list of the films he’s written and assume that you will be getting more of the same with THE PUNISHER.
Easy, but incorrect.
THE PUNISHER has more in common with the work of Don Seigel and John Frankenheimer than it does with the work of Michael Bay or Simon West. Which isn't to say that it's the equal of those classics, but at least Hensleigh's got the right idea. To Hensleigh’s credit, what he’s done here is make a character-driven revenge drama that resolutely refuses to fit into the easy current definition of the “comic-book” movie. This isn’t like any of the other recent Marvel movies, so before you start screaming at me about BLADE 2 or DAREDEVIL or HULK, save yourself the hassle. This is nothing like those films, whatever you think of them.
Is it like the source material? Honestly, I can’t answer that question. Does it work as a movie? Yeah. It sure does.
Frank Castle, played by Thomas Jane, is a great undercover cop, but he’s tired of it. He’s got a little boy and a wife, played by the lovely Samantha Mathis, who projects such an earthy, natural charm that it’s easy to see why Frank values them both so much. He wants a real life with them, especially when his latest bust ends with the death of a young man, the wealthy son of Howard Saint, played by John Travolta. Castle walks away, disillusioned, hoping to start over in a better life. But...
… yes, that’s right. There’s always a but, and in this case, it’s the grief of two parents that hangs over Castle like a shadow, pursuing him. Howard Saint and his wife Livia (Laura Harring of MULHOLLAND DRIVE) are both ruined, shattered by their boy’s death. It’s actually her who orders their footsoldiers to kill Castle’s entire family.
Frank and his family gather for a reunion in the Bahamas.. All the Castles together, including Frank’s father (Roy Scheider). It’s a perfect setup... isolated, all of them caught unaware. When Hensleigh sends in the goons with the machine guns, it’s a bloodbath. Castle doesn’t just lose a wife and a child. He loses every single person that connects him to the world. He’s cut completely loose and then left for dead.
The thing that makes this such a refreshing change from the other Marvel movies is that Frank doesn’t suddenly get magic powers. He doesn’t figure out he’s a mutant. He can’t fly or bend steel bars or shoot flame out of his fingers.
No, the amazing thing that Frank does is he survives. He lives when he shouldn’t. No one else could have.
And he grieves. He aches for what he’s lost.
Castle nurses that private pain, and he plans revenge. He doesn’t mean to serve justice or turn someone in to the cops. He wants to hurt those who hurt him. It’s that simple. Someone reached into his life and disrupted it, and he decides to use this improbable second chance at life for one purpose: revenge.
Hensleigh’s taken his cues here from films like John Boorman’s masterful POINT BLANK. Thomas Jane is a fascinating actor who hasn’t had the benefit of much good material in his career. BOOGIE NIGHTS was an impressive introduction to him, and even though the film THURSDAY is flawed, the work Jane did in it suggested even bigger and better things. He’s perfect for this role because he’s an implosive personality rather than an explosive one. He simmers. He seems like he’s riding out this barely-restrained rage, and in the moments where he actually lets go and lashes out, he’s impressively scary.
I expected Jane to do good work, though. The film’s real surprise is John Travolta. It took me a little while to get used to his performance in this film, and I think I’ve finally figured out why. It’s been such a long time since he’s given a genuine performance that didn’t draw on his bag of tricks that I actually forgot what it looked like when he just acted. Like many movie stars, Travolta’s been coasting for a while now, making safe choices, doing fairly over-the-top work. Movies like DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE and BASIC have been hard to set through, obvious movies that gave him very hammy roles to chew on. Here, he’s the model of restraint. He’s in shock. Even worse, he feels alone, paranoid, unable to even turn to his wife or his second-in-command, played incredibly well by Will Patton. He’s adrift, and like Frank, all he can fill this sudden gnawing emptiness with is revenge. Even as his business falls apart, he stays focused on Frank Castle.
And, yeah... it’s pretty much just that simple. There’s no manufactured bigger crisis that Frank has to avert. There’s no greater good that he starts serving. There are people in his run-down apartment building who he forms tenuous connections to, a sort of substitute family of misfits. There’s Joan (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos), mousy and tired and absolutely unable to pick a guy who isn’t going to beat her up. She moves from city to city to get away from rotten relationships, but she’s getting to the age where running doesn’t make sense any more. Bumpo (Jon Pinette) and Dave (Ben Foster) just don’t fit anywhere else. Even though they manage to get Castle to connect to the world again, they aren’t able to turn him from the task at hand, and in the end, they’re no substitute for his real family. Their small kindnesses to Frank don’t go unrewarded, but he is too far gone to step back into a normal life.
Lately, I’ve seen some great revenge films. Both OLD BOY and KILL BILL, VOL. I made my ten best list for 2003, and they set the bar pretty high. THE PUNISHER doesn’t try for the same sort of surreal visual power as Chan Wook Park’s film, and it isn’t drunk on exploitation iconography like Tarantino’s film. It's a small film. THE PUNISHER is pulp, served up gritty and ugly and brutal. It’s not jam-packed full of one-liners. What humor there is in the film is dark. There’s a fist fight in the middle of the film that is wildly violent, deadly serious, but there’s such an abandon to it that you can’t help but laugh. Hensleigh manages to do here what Helgeland almost pulled off with PAYBACK, a modern-day tough guy movie that's actually tough.
The choice to set the film in Tampa instead of New York seems to be a controversial choice with some fans, but I like it. I like seeing this story set in harsh daylight instead of the same rainy, dark city setting that has been recycled a zillion times in recent years. Travolta’s a money launderer, among other things, so it makes sense that he’d be set up on the Gulf of Mexico. I grew up in the Tampa Bay area and Conrad Hall, Jr. shot the hell out of the city. His cinematography is crisp and colorful, but not overly slick. This doesn’t feel like some music video with extra violence, some overly stylized commercial. It’s obvious that the most important thing to Hensleigh is his cast. He makes the most out of everyone, and any director who gets this kind of work out of Travolta deserves some sort of medal. Each action sequence has its own tempo. He’s not out to make the biggest, loudest, craziest rollercoaster ride he can. That’s what something like SPIDER-MAN 2 or HULK is for. THE PUNISHER plays meaner and smaller, a personal story. It’s a $30 million film, after all, not some giant budget summer blockbuster. Maybe the size of the film is the reason they got away with as much as they do.
In the end, the success or failure of this film rests on two pairs of shoulders. Thomas Jane holds up his end of the deal, and his work here should open some doors for the guy finally. He sells a character that is, admittedly, thin by design. He invests Frank with real humanity and also a convincing sense of menace. And Jonathan Hensleigh deserves high marks for focusing on his cast over effects and character over explosions. It's a self-assured debut for him as a filmmaker, and if it represents a turning point in his career, that would be a welcome thing, indeed. You get the feeling watching this that this is where his heart's been all along.
I’m working on a ton of other material for this weekend, so I’ll see you then.

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Reader Talkback
Cool.. by stlfilmwire | Feb 19th, 2004 03:06:39 PM | Well by ZeusXerxes | Feb 19th, 2004 03:07:34 PM | I am not a fan of the punisher
but I think I'll like this
movie by Roborob | Feb 19th, 2004 03:07:55 PM | Color me astonished by FrankCobretti | Feb 19th, 2004 03:08:03 PM | So what makes this a "comic
book" film? by oceansized | Feb 19th, 2004 03:10:27 PM | Hmmmm.... Maaaaaybe by Fearsme | Feb 19th, 2004 03:10:29 PM | Interesting. I was expecting
this film to be terrible. by Psyclops | Feb 19th, 2004 03:15:41 PM | All those Frankenheimer and
Siegel references are cool and
all,, by Jimmy Jazz | Feb 19th, 2004 03:19:37 PM | Really, Mori? I mean -
really? by BuckyKatt | Feb 19th, 2004 03:23:25 PM | Just what we needed... by Uncle_Les | Feb 19th, 2004 03:25:28 PM | the quinlaner by hank quinlan | Feb 19th, 2004 03:27:19 PM | Shit... by fabfunk | Feb 19th, 2004 03:31:05 PM | Wow, I didn't think I'd ever
say this... by chrth | Feb 19th, 2004 03:31:15 PM | I hate to sound like a broken
record, but i to was expecting
thi by The Founder | Feb 19th, 2004 03:38:59 PM | IM RICK JAMES, BITCH! by Johnson McGregor | Feb 19th, 2004 03:44:19 PM | Don't get your hopes up to
high people, if Marvel and
Company do by The Founder | Feb 19th, 2004 03:44:33 PM | I told you! I knew it! by Stormin | Feb 19th, 2004 03:47:34 PM | Does it have the our hero
rescuing a busload of small
children? by rev_skarekroe | Feb 19th, 2004 03:52:34 PM | See, I've given every Marvel
movie a chance by Terry_1978 | Feb 19th, 2004 03:52:49 PM | COCCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG by AlgertMopper | Feb 19th, 2004 04:08:54 PM | welcome back by gredenko | Feb 19th, 2004 04:09:20 PM | This is AMAZING fucking news! by R0BTRAIN | Feb 19th, 2004 04:10:58 PM | sounds like an ok movie...too
bad it's not THE PUNISHER by BANE | Feb 19th, 2004 04:11:49 PM | This is all great.... by IAmMrMonkey | Feb 19th, 2004 04:20:59 PM | Sounds like this will put
Dolph Lundren's "Punisher'
movie to sh by mbaker | Feb 19th, 2004 04:27:49 PM | WHAT DID THE 5 FINGERS SAY TO
THE FACE? ***SLAP!!!*** by Cletus Van Damme | Feb 19th, 2004 04:40:33 PM | Even when the slap was
fashionable in France... by Surf Ninja | Feb 19th, 2004 04:53:45 PM | Mike Zeck's Punisher series
was my favorite... by Boris the Blade | Feb 19th, 2004 04:54:10 PM | He Came in wearing Dirty
Cowboys Boots.. by SamBlackChvrch21 | Feb 19th, 2004 04:55:00 PM | What'd the five fingers say to
the face? by vealchop | Feb 19th, 2004 05:04:30 PM | This Moron also loved the dump
that is Daredevil... by The Colonel | Feb 19th, 2004 05:49:02 PM | KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON
ME!! by Johnson McGregor | Feb 19th, 2004 06:02:12 PM | Uh-oh - ya didn't download it
......did ya ? by RobinP | Feb 19th, 2004 06:04:15 PM | by froggyman | Feb 19th, 2004 06:04:39 PM | "But this is a remake, why
would anyone want to see
it?"(sarcasm by Darksider | Feb 19th, 2004 06:05:25 PM | WTF? No Gay Robots? by Darth Phallus | Feb 19th, 2004 06:07:52 PM | wow by Danger Mouse | Feb 19th, 2004 06:14:26 PM | "I'm Rick James, bitch." by Ribbons | Feb 19th, 2004 06:16:52 PM | HOOCHIMAMA! by Reedster9898 | Feb 19th, 2004 06:17:27 PM | Fu** by Ribbons | Feb 19th, 2004 06:17:52 PM | Max Payne 2 by Slade | Feb 19th, 2004 06:18:02 PM | Of course it "worked as a
movie"! It worked when it was
DEATH W by FrankDrebin | Feb 19th, 2004 06:18:58 PM | Bad news and good news... by Harmonica Man | Feb 19th, 2004 06:20:14 PM | They should of never gave
ya'll *%^& money....serious
Dave Chape by iamarayya | Feb 19th, 2004 06:34:28 PM | Does Moriarty mention film
after film to provide as many
links t by Reedster9898 | Feb 19th, 2004 06:41:00 PM | If THE PUNISHER is ready right
now then why don't they
release i by Reedster9898 | Feb 19th, 2004 06:47:35 PM | "YOU THINK I'D COME IN AND
MESS UP HIS COUCH LIKE A MAN
WITH NO by Psalmolive | Feb 19th, 2004 06:48:20 PM | "YOU THINK I'D COME IN AND
MESS UP HIS COUCH LIKE A MAN
WITH NO by Psalmolive | Feb 19th, 2004 06:48:39 PM | 'Elektra' by Ribbons | Feb 19th, 2004 06:49:52 PM | But is it clever? by Arcadia33 | Feb 19th, 2004 07:06:44 PM | NOLANS BATMAN by Mr Chuff | Feb 19th, 2004 07:35:52 PM | Daredevil was a pretty cool
flick by Johnny Storm | Feb 19th, 2004 07:39:22 PM | Actually, you are wrong Darth
Cock... by BustRocks | Feb 19th, 2004 08:05:53 PM | And here is why... by BustRocks | Feb 19th, 2004 08:10:32 PM | Do you think the studios ever
listen to feedback? by riskebiz | Feb 19th, 2004 08:11:20 PM | Based on Ennis. by riskebiz | Feb 19th, 2004 08:15:47 PM | Max Payne 2 what are you, an
idiot? by Nerdboy1423 | Feb 19th, 2004 08:33:56 PM | THIS is a Suprise. by CHEWBLACCA | Feb 19th, 2004 08:55:44 PM | SHIRTS VS. BLOUSES I will
give Punisher a chance, but
damn Marv by Declan_Swartz | Feb 19th, 2004 09:03:28 PM | MORI IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED ON
THIS ONE... here's why by jackburtonlives | Feb 19th, 2004 10:15:54 PM | You're wrong Darth Cock, and
here's why... by BustRocks | Feb 19th, 2004 10:35:55 PM | fingers tightly crossed. by manwiththedogs | Feb 19th, 2004 10:51:45 PM | Dolph Lundgren by flossygomez | Feb 19th, 2004 11:24:40 PM | Why I'm "unloading" on DD by Ribbons | Feb 19th, 2004 11:25:37 PM | The Punisher's every gun-happy
Republican wacko's wet dream! by Robofag | Feb 19th, 2004 11:39:02 PM | Any of you come near me and
I'm kicking this n#$%%a out
the moth by AllmightyTallest | Feb 19th, 2004 11:43:13 PM | THE PUNISHER WAS THE FIRST
COMIC BOOK WITH A MORE MATURE
SUBJECT by Aurora's spectre | Feb 19th, 2004 11:45:23 PM | Punisher: YEAR ONE by Robert Blake | Feb 20th, 2004 12:09:19 AM | Garth Ennis by allykatD | Feb 20th, 2004 12:18:24 AM | Please... by Dru | Feb 20th, 2004 12:20:01 AM | Slade: Max Payne 2 ripped off
Punisher by allykatD | Feb 20th, 2004 12:21:32 AM | Thomas Jane "Thursday" by Nestor | Feb 20th, 2004 12:27:50 AM | Rebecca Romijn-Stamos mousy? by allykatD | Feb 20th, 2004 12:28:03 AM | Sounds great BUT... by thecomedian | Feb 20th, 2004 12:39:06 AM | "THE PUNISHER WAS THE FIRST
COMIC BOOK WITH A MORE MATURE
SUBJEC by Logo Lou | Feb 20th, 2004 12:39:09 AM | Why isn`t Point Blank on
fucking DVD? by chien_sale | Feb 20th, 2004 12:49:21 AM | I'm not the biggest fan of
comic book movies by PumpyMcAss | Feb 20th, 2004 01:09:04 AM | The Punisher served me
pancakes by HardcoreRocker | Feb 20th, 2004 01:15:29 AM | And i thought the trailer was
typical! by el zar | Feb 20th, 2004 01:18:00 AM | CORRECTION: His name is Avi
Arad. Not Ari. You've gotten
him by Reedster9898 | Feb 20th, 2004 02:07:56 AM | Man's family and/or friends
getskilled and he go gets
revenge... by Bong | Feb 20th, 2004 02:15:52 AM | Purify yourself in the waters
of Lake Minnetonka by jules windex | Feb 20th, 2004 02:26:54 AM | Hey Reedster, it is ARI Arad by vealchop | Feb 20th, 2004 02:30:04 AM | YOU BIG NOSED, DARKNESS! I
SHOULDA NEVER GAVE U N!66@S
MONEY! by Acne Scarface | Feb 20th, 2004 03:32:42 AM | What did the five finger say
to the face? SLAP! by DarthSnoogans | Feb 20th, 2004 04:03:49 AM | When was the last time you
reviewed a film you DIDN'T
like, Mori by Cash Bailey | Feb 20th, 2004 04:22:04 AM | In any case, that was one
CRAPPY TRAILER. Even as a big
fan of t by jackburton2003 | Feb 20th, 2004 05:04:32 AM | Nr. 1 clue on how to recognize
a plant. by Mr Jingles | Feb 20th, 2004 08:07:31 AM | In a perfect world... by paddington | Feb 20th, 2004 08:13:54 AM | Defending DareDevil by kdoc13 | Feb 20th, 2004 08:36:30 AM | It's a Marvel movie.... by Blok Narpin | Feb 20th, 2004 08:53:01 AM | Samuel L. Jackson Beer. It's
MMM-MMM GOOD, BITCH! by Rufus_T_Firefly | Feb 20th, 2004 10:16:38 AM | Does this movie take place
before Wesley Snipes? by durhay | Feb 20th, 2004 10:47:13 AM | well... by TheNudeGeek | Feb 20th, 2004 10:49:01 AM | Blade 2 by Flagg | Feb 20th, 2004 10:49:25 AM | "Punisher" will tank... by Johnny Ahab | Feb 20th, 2004 11:01:17 AM | "The stickiest of the icky" by GreedoNeverShot | Feb 20th, 2004 11:19:11 AM | The stickiest of the icky. by GreedoNeverShot | Feb 20th, 2004 11:21:33 AM | The stickiest of the icky. by GreedoNeverShot | Feb 20th, 2004 11:22:11 AM | Didn't Moriarty say The Real
Cancun was enormously
entertaining? by Batutta | Feb 20th, 2004 11:39:40 AM | aint it cool news is the ONLY
place where people dont like
DareD by Blok Narpin | Feb 20th, 2004 12:04:16 PM | I forgot to say... by BustRocks | Feb 20th, 2004 12:48:07 PM | Liam Neeson not playing Ra's
AL Ghul. by Darksider | Feb 20th, 2004 01:08:01 PM | The person who made that
trailer should be shot!!! by tile_mcgillus | Feb 20th, 2004 01:13:48 PM | I'll check it out by 007-11 | Feb 20th, 2004 02:22:39 PM | it seriously blows my mind
that after seeing the 2
trailers and by BEARison Ford | Feb 20th, 2004 02:41:13 PM | Robbie Coltrane as Kingpin by Wormie | Feb 20th, 2004 03:55:21 PM | Defending Detracting DareDevil by Ribbons | Feb 20th, 2004 04:30:30 PM | I guess bad buzz isn't as
important as it once was by changer624 | Feb 20th, 2004 04:42:07 PM | I guess bad buzz isn't as
important as it once was by changer624 | Feb 20th, 2004 04:43:04 PM | good by drjones | Feb 20th, 2004 04:58:05 PM | THURSDAY Was a great flick! by SetHan | Feb 20th, 2004 05:02:16 PM | Wow, this sounds nothing like
the comic by I Dunno | Feb 20th, 2004 05:23:41 PM | This movie sounds fun...so
when are they actually making
THE PUN by Duck of Death | Feb 20th, 2004 05:33:52 PM | Moriarty is a Plant!!! by Heffaloo | Feb 20th, 2004 06:30:00 PM | Charlie Murphy by wash | Feb 20th, 2004 07:15:35 PM | The one problem with The
Punisher movie... by IAmMrMonkey | Feb 20th, 2004 07:33:59 PM | Hey by Harmonica Man | Feb 20th, 2004 08:11:42 PM | "Shirts vs. Blouses" by ThingsThatTimDog | Feb 20th, 2004 09:16:02 PM | CorpseFucker by Ribbons | Feb 20th, 2004 10:24:18 PM | I'VE SEEN THIS ONE by indguy | Feb 21st, 2004 12:21:11 AM | RE: Ribbons by kdoc13 | Feb 21st, 2004 12:35:07 AM | Hey Corpse Fucker, Why dont
you Fuck a Corpse BITCH by Rcamacho2278 | Feb 21st, 2004 01:22:43 AM | I loved the Mike Baron run of
Punisher comics, ... one of my
fav by JDanielP | Feb 21st, 2004 01:44:33 AM | Blade II by Damer1 | Feb 21st, 2004 10:41:28 AM | Johnny Ahab is a fool by Bootylicious | Feb 21st, 2004 12:08:19 PM | I would have seen it
regardless, but now I have
hopes it'll be g by Cerebud | Feb 21st, 2004 12:11:45 PM | Harry nice bit of Flash
showing you extracting
bulbous-tipped ar by Shepdog | Feb 21st, 2004 12:16:34 PM | MOVE THE RELEASE DATE!!! by Cerebud | Feb 21st, 2004 12:32:02 PM | YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE REALLY
COOL?!? IF THE FREAKING
TALKBACKS by halcyonseven | Feb 21st, 2004 02:00:28 PM | Based on the trailer, a better
name for this movie would
be... by user id indeed! | Feb 21st, 2004 04:56:23 PM | No, Bootylicious, you are the
fool. by Johnny Ahab | Feb 21st, 2004 09:04:10 PM | wow moriarty, I'm seriously
impressed by koie | Feb 21st, 2004 09:23:18 PM | Thomas Jane was great in THE
SWEETEST THING by StoneMonkey | Feb 21st, 2004 10:06:21 PM | WOW by WoodyStiffer | Feb 21st, 2004 11:24:21 PM | Slade by WoodyStiffer | Feb 21st, 2004 11:26:30 PM | Daredevil? by WoodyStiffer | Feb 21st, 2004 11:32:56 PM | Punisher's Release Date by atcrooks | Feb 21st, 2004 11:36:01 PM | Blok Narpin by WoodyStiffer | Feb 21st, 2004 11:37:47 PM | ITS SATURDAY NIGHT AND THIS
SITE HASN'T UPDATED IN 3 DAYS! by Manaqua | Feb 22nd, 2004 12:49:18 AM | Just saw the new trailer... by Magilla Gorilla | Feb 22nd, 2004 11:14:37 AM | I'm not going to see this in
the theater, but I will rent
it whe by Snookeroo | Feb 22nd, 2004 01:17:45 PM | Ain't it cool? by Christopher3 | Feb 23rd, 2004 12:05:38 AM | A sequel to Lord of the Rings? by AntoniusBloc | Feb 23rd, 2004 12:29:02 AM | Sounds like a total waste of
time. by Blue_Demon | Feb 23rd, 2004 08:40:18 AM | opening weekend by indguy | Feb 23rd, 2004 10:31:02 AM | Awful Long talkback by HailDaHypnoToad | Feb 23rd, 2004 12:14:40 PM | I would have liked to see
Michael Clarke Duncan in this
... by Glen Quagmire | Feb 23rd, 2004 02:19:25 PM | new trailer by punisher5150 | Feb 23rd, 2004 03:59:54 PM | What is the problem? by nitebreed | Feb 23rd, 2004 04:12:25 PM | Thomas Jane SUCKS as PUNISHER! by Son of Conan | Feb 23rd, 2004 06:14:52 PM | The Punisher will fuck your
bitches twice... by tequilaworm | Feb 23rd, 2004 06:50:45 PM | This film might work? by EatU2xx | Feb 24th, 2004 01:23:23 AM | it looks like that movie with
Stallone and Sharon Stone by CuervoJones | Feb 25th, 2004 07:21:05 AM | Pretty boy thomas... by Gabor | Feb 25th, 2004 09:07:34 AM | And they made him a cop!!!
What is this!?!?!? by Gabor | Feb 25th, 2004 09:10:51 AM | Johnny Ahab by Bootylicious | Feb 25th, 2004 11:18:29 PM | HARDLY BE WORSE by ROBE | Feb 26th, 2004 07:07:24 AM | "But if it by chanjumar | Feb 26th, 2004 10:21:18 AM | Next Week: Harry picks lint
from his navel! by Babba-Booey | Feb 26th, 2004 11:32:12 PM | Coming Soon: Harry & Mori's
"Gone Shrimpin'" by Babba-Booey | Feb 26th, 2004 11:33:01 PM | Mori hates "the passion" but
loves "the punisher"... by Jon E Cin | Feb 27th, 2004 01:00:55 PM | by Fight-clubber | Feb 27th, 2004 03:03:32 PM | The will b top stuff by Fight-clubber | Feb 27th, 2004 03:06:55 PM | I'd rather eat a bowl of dicks
than see this...but Joel
SCHUMACH by UncleJesseLuva | Feb 27th, 2004 04:36:40 PM | no violence by stvnhthr | Feb 28th, 2004 03:52:46 PM | Still say punisher should have
been ray liotta or kurt
russell a by TylerDurdenUK | Feb 28th, 2004 09:20:24 PM |
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