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Moriarty Has Seen THE PUNISHER!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

First confession: I’ve read very little of THE PUNISHER. I’ve read a lot of comic books in my life, and I’m certainly aware of the character, but I wouldn’t profess any special knowledge of Frank Castle or his story.

Second confession: I fully expected this film to suck.

I can’t even fully explain why. Maybe it’s because I’ve never sparked to the character. Maybe it’s because the teaser trailer did nothing for me. Maybe it’s because Jonathan Hensleigh’s never directed before, and most of the films he’s worked on have been giant Hollywood spectacles.

Or maybe it was just John Travolta that had me worried. Would you blame me?

At any rate, when I got asked to come out to see the film last week, I decided to set aside all my hesitations and just give it a shot. What convinced me was the open enthusiasm I kept hearing as I spoke to Kevin Fiege and Ari Arad. They sounded confident, sure of what they had. They’d invited me to a press conference in Tampa last year that took place near the end of filming, but I was on vacation, a belated honeymoon with my wife, and even though the idea of visiting the set of a Marvel movie in my old hometown was appealing, I had to pass. It just didn’t time out right. Now, just a few months later, it seemed, they were calling to say the film was done and ready to be seen. Frankly, I’m shocked at how fast it was finished, but if they were ready to show it, I figured they must be proud of it.

And, now that I’ve seen it, I know why.

Jonathan Hensleigh’s credits as a writer include THE SAINT, JUMANJI, CON AIR, and of course, the biggest film he ever wrote, Michael Bay’s ARMAGEDDON. It would be easy to look at a list of the films he’s written and assume that you will be getting more of the same with THE PUNISHER.

Easy, but incorrect.

THE PUNISHER has more in common with the work of Don Seigel and John Frankenheimer than it does with the work of Michael Bay or Simon West. Which isn't to say that it's the equal of those classics, but at least Hensleigh's got the right idea. To Hensleigh’s credit, what he’s done here is make a character-driven revenge drama that resolutely refuses to fit into the easy current definition of the “comic-book” movie. This isn’t like any of the other recent Marvel movies, so before you start screaming at me about BLADE 2 or DAREDEVIL or HULK, save yourself the hassle. This is nothing like those films, whatever you think of them.

Is it like the source material? Honestly, I can’t answer that question. Does it work as a movie? Yeah. It sure does.

Frank Castle, played by Thomas Jane, is a great undercover cop, but he’s tired of it. He’s got a little boy and a wife, played by the lovely Samantha Mathis, who projects such an earthy, natural charm that it’s easy to see why Frank values them both so much. He wants a real life with them, especially when his latest bust ends with the death of a young man, the wealthy son of Howard Saint, played by John Travolta. Castle walks away, disillusioned, hoping to start over in a better life. But...

… yes, that’s right. There’s always a but, and in this case, it’s the grief of two parents that hangs over Castle like a shadow, pursuing him. Howard Saint and his wife Livia (Laura Harring of MULHOLLAND DRIVE) are both ruined, shattered by their boy’s death. It’s actually her who orders their footsoldiers to kill Castle’s entire family.

Frank and his family gather for a reunion in the Bahamas.. All the Castles together, including Frank’s father (Roy Scheider). It’s a perfect setup... isolated, all of them caught unaware. When Hensleigh sends in the goons with the machine guns, it’s a bloodbath. Castle doesn’t just lose a wife and a child. He loses every single person that connects him to the world. He’s cut completely loose and then left for dead.

The thing that makes this such a refreshing change from the other Marvel movies is that Frank doesn’t suddenly get magic powers. He doesn’t figure out he’s a mutant. He can’t fly or bend steel bars or shoot flame out of his fingers.

No, the amazing thing that Frank does is he survives. He lives when he shouldn’t. No one else could have.

And he grieves. He aches for what he’s lost.

Castle nurses that private pain, and he plans revenge. He doesn’t mean to serve justice or turn someone in to the cops. He wants to hurt those who hurt him. It’s that simple. Someone reached into his life and disrupted it, and he decides to use this improbable second chance at life for one purpose: revenge.

Hensleigh’s taken his cues here from films like John Boorman’s masterful POINT BLANK. Thomas Jane is a fascinating actor who hasn’t had the benefit of much good material in his career. BOOGIE NIGHTS was an impressive introduction to him, and even though the film THURSDAY is flawed, the work Jane did in it suggested even bigger and better things. He’s perfect for this role because he’s an implosive personality rather than an explosive one. He simmers. He seems like he’s riding out this barely-restrained rage, and in the moments where he actually lets go and lashes out, he’s impressively scary.

I expected Jane to do good work, though. The film’s real surprise is John Travolta. It took me a little while to get used to his performance in this film, and I think I’ve finally figured out why. It’s been such a long time since he’s given a genuine performance that didn’t draw on his bag of tricks that I actually forgot what it looked like when he just acted. Like many movie stars, Travolta’s been coasting for a while now, making safe choices, doing fairly over-the-top work. Movies like DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE and BASIC have been hard to set through, obvious movies that gave him very hammy roles to chew on. Here, he’s the model of restraint. He’s in shock. Even worse, he feels alone, paranoid, unable to even turn to his wife or his second-in-command, played incredibly well by Will Patton. He’s adrift, and like Frank, all he can fill this sudden gnawing emptiness with is revenge. Even as his business falls apart, he stays focused on Frank Castle.

And, yeah... it’s pretty much just that simple. There’s no manufactured bigger crisis that Frank has to avert. There’s no greater good that he starts serving. There are people in his run-down apartment building who he forms tenuous connections to, a sort of substitute family of misfits. There’s Joan (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos), mousy and tired and absolutely unable to pick a guy who isn’t going to beat her up. She moves from city to city to get away from rotten relationships, but she’s getting to the age where running doesn’t make sense any more. Bumpo (Jon Pinette) and Dave (Ben Foster) just don’t fit anywhere else. Even though they manage to get Castle to connect to the world again, they aren’t able to turn him from the task at hand, and in the end, they’re no substitute for his real family. Their small kindnesses to Frank don’t go unrewarded, but he is too far gone to step back into a normal life.

Lately, I’ve seen some great revenge films. Both OLD BOY and KILL BILL, VOL. I made my ten best list for 2003, and they set the bar pretty high. THE PUNISHER doesn’t try for the same sort of surreal visual power as Chan Wook Park’s film, and it isn’t drunk on exploitation iconography like Tarantino’s film. It's a small film. THE PUNISHER is pulp, served up gritty and ugly and brutal. It’s not jam-packed full of one-liners. What humor there is in the film is dark. There’s a fist fight in the middle of the film that is wildly violent, deadly serious, but there’s such an abandon to it that you can’t help but laugh. Hensleigh manages to do here what Helgeland almost pulled off with PAYBACK, a modern-day tough guy movie that's actually tough.

The choice to set the film in Tampa instead of New York seems to be a controversial choice with some fans, but I like it. I like seeing this story set in harsh daylight instead of the same rainy, dark city setting that has been recycled a zillion times in recent years. Travolta’s a money launderer, among other things, so it makes sense that he’d be set up on the Gulf of Mexico. I grew up in the Tampa Bay area and Conrad Hall, Jr. shot the hell out of the city. His cinematography is crisp and colorful, but not overly slick. This doesn’t feel like some music video with extra violence, some overly stylized commercial. It’s obvious that the most important thing to Hensleigh is his cast. He makes the most out of everyone, and any director who gets this kind of work out of Travolta deserves some sort of medal. Each action sequence has its own tempo. He’s not out to make the biggest, loudest, craziest rollercoaster ride he can. That’s what something like SPIDER-MAN 2 or HULK is for. THE PUNISHER plays meaner and smaller, a personal story. It’s a $30 million film, after all, not some giant budget summer blockbuster. Maybe the size of the film is the reason they got away with as much as they do.

In the end, the success or failure of this film rests on two pairs of shoulders. Thomas Jane holds up his end of the deal, and his work here should open some doors for the guy finally. He sells a character that is, admittedly, thin by design. He invests Frank with real humanity and also a convincing sense of menace. And Jonathan Hensleigh deserves high marks for focusing on his cast over effects and character over explosions. It's a self-assured debut for him as a filmmaker, and if it represents a turning point in his career, that would be a welcome thing, indeed. You get the feeling watching this that this is where his heart's been all along.

I’m working on a ton of other material for this weekend, so I’ll see you then.

"Moriarty" out.





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Cool..
by stlfilmwire
Feb 19th, 2004
03:06:39 PM
Well
by ZeusXerxes
Feb 19th, 2004
03:07:34 PM
I am not a fan of the punisher but I think I'll like this movie
by Roborob
Feb 19th, 2004
03:07:55 PM
Color me astonished
by FrankCobretti
Feb 19th, 2004
03:08:03 PM
So what makes this a "comic book" film?
by oceansized
Feb 19th, 2004
03:10:27 PM
Hmmmm.... Maaaaaybe
by Fearsme
Feb 19th, 2004
03:10:29 PM
Interesting. I was expecting this film to be terrible.
by Psyclops
Feb 19th, 2004
03:15:41 PM
All those Frankenheimer and Siegel references are cool and all,,
by Jimmy Jazz
Feb 19th, 2004
03:19:37 PM
Really, Mori? I mean - really?
by BuckyKatt
Feb 19th, 2004
03:23:25 PM
Just what we needed...
by Uncle_Les
Feb 19th, 2004
03:25:28 PM
the quinlaner
by hank quinlan
Feb 19th, 2004
03:27:19 PM
Shit...
by fabfunk
Feb 19th, 2004
03:31:05 PM
Wow, I didn't think I'd ever say this...
by chrth
Feb 19th, 2004
03:31:15 PM
I hate to sound like a broken record, but i to was expecting thi
by The Founder
Feb 19th, 2004
03:38:59 PM
IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!
by Johnson McGregor
Feb 19th, 2004
03:44:19 PM
Don't get your hopes up to high people, if Marvel and Company do
by The Founder
Feb 19th, 2004
03:44:33 PM
I told you! I knew it!
by Stormin
Feb 19th, 2004
03:47:34 PM
Does it have the our hero rescuing a busload of small children?
by rev_skarekroe
Feb 19th, 2004
03:52:34 PM
See, I've given every Marvel movie a chance
by Terry_1978
Feb 19th, 2004
03:52:49 PM
COCCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG
by AlgertMopper
Feb 19th, 2004
04:08:54 PM
welcome back
by gredenko
Feb 19th, 2004
04:09:20 PM
This is AMAZING fucking news!
by R0BTRAIN
Feb 19th, 2004
04:10:58 PM
sounds like an ok movie...too bad it's not THE PUNISHER
by BANE
Feb 19th, 2004
04:11:49 PM
This is all great....
by IAmMrMonkey
Feb 19th, 2004
04:20:59 PM
Sounds like this will put Dolph Lundren's "Punisher' movie to sh
by mbaker
Feb 19th, 2004
04:27:49 PM
WHAT DID THE 5 FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE? ***SLAP!!!***
by Cletus Van Damme
Feb 19th, 2004
04:40:33 PM
Even when the slap was fashionable in France...
by Surf Ninja
Feb 19th, 2004
04:53:45 PM
Mike Zeck's Punisher series was my favorite...
by Boris the Blade
Feb 19th, 2004
04:54:10 PM
He Came in wearing Dirty Cowboys Boots..
by SamBlackChvrch21
Feb 19th, 2004
04:55:00 PM
What'd the five fingers say to the face?
by vealchop
Feb 19th, 2004
05:04:30 PM
This Moron also loved the dump that is Daredevil...
by The Colonel
Feb 19th, 2004
05:49:02 PM
KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!
by Johnson McGregor
Feb 19th, 2004
06:02:12 PM
Uh-oh - ya didn't download it ......did ya ?
by RobinP
Feb 19th, 2004
06:04:15 PM

by froggyman
Feb 19th, 2004
06:04:39 PM
"But this is a remake, why would anyone want to see it?"(sarcasm
by Darksider
Feb 19th, 2004
06:05:25 PM
WTF? No Gay Robots?
by Darth Phallus
Feb 19th, 2004
06:07:52 PM
wow
by Danger Mouse
Feb 19th, 2004
06:14:26 PM
"I'm Rick James, bitch."
by Ribbons
Feb 19th, 2004
06:16:52 PM
HOOCHIMAMA!
by Reedster9898
Feb 19th, 2004
06:17:27 PM
Fu**
by Ribbons
Feb 19th, 2004
06:17:52 PM
Max Payne 2
by Slade
Feb 19th, 2004
06:18:02 PM
Of course it "worked as a movie"! It worked when it was DEATH W
by FrankDrebin
Feb 19th, 2004
06:18:58 PM
Bad news and good news...
by Harmonica Man
Feb 19th, 2004
06:20:14 PM
They should of never gave ya'll *%^& money....serious Dave Chape
by iamarayya
Feb 19th, 2004
06:34:28 PM
Does Moriarty mention film after film to provide as many links t
by Reedster9898
Feb 19th, 2004
06:41:00 PM
If THE PUNISHER is ready right now then why don't they release i
by Reedster9898
Feb 19th, 2004
06:47:35 PM
"YOU THINK I'D COME IN AND MESS UP HIS COUCH LIKE A MAN WITH NO
by Psalmolive
Feb 19th, 2004
06:48:20 PM
"YOU THINK I'D COME IN AND MESS UP HIS COUCH LIKE A MAN WITH NO
by Psalmolive
Feb 19th, 2004
06:48:39 PM
'Elektra'
by Ribbons
Feb 19th, 2004
06:49:52 PM
But is it clever?
by Arcadia33
Feb 19th, 2004
07:06:44 PM
NOLANS BATMAN
by Mr Chuff
Feb 19th, 2004
07:35:52 PM
Daredevil was a pretty cool flick
by Johnny Storm
Feb 19th, 2004
07:39:22 PM
Actually, you are wrong Darth Cock...
by BustRocks
Feb 19th, 2004
08:05:53 PM
And here is why...
by BustRocks
Feb 19th, 2004
08:10:32 PM
Do you think the studios ever listen to feedback?
by riskebiz
Feb 19th, 2004
08:11:20 PM
Based on Ennis.
by riskebiz
Feb 19th, 2004
08:15:47 PM
Max Payne 2 what are you, an idiot?
by Nerdboy1423
Feb 19th, 2004
08:33:56 PM
THIS is a Suprise.
by CHEWBLACCA
Feb 19th, 2004
08:55:44 PM
SHIRTS VS. BLOUSES I will give Punisher a chance, but damn Marv
by Declan_Swartz
Feb 19th, 2004
09:03:28 PM
MORI IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED ON THIS ONE... here's why
by jackburtonlives
Feb 19th, 2004
10:15:54 PM
You're wrong Darth Cock, and here's why...
by BustRocks
Feb 19th, 2004
10:35:55 PM
fingers tightly crossed.
by manwiththedogs
Feb 19th, 2004
10:51:45 PM
Dolph Lundgren
by flossygomez
Feb 19th, 2004
11:24:40 PM
Why I'm "unloading" on DD
by Ribbons
Feb 19th, 2004
11:25:37 PM
The Punisher's every gun-happy Republican wacko's wet dream!
by Robofag
Feb 19th, 2004
11:39:02 PM
Any of you come near me and I'm kicking this n#$%%a out the moth
by AllmightyTallest
Feb 19th, 2004
11:43:13 PM
THE PUNISHER WAS THE FIRST COMIC BOOK WITH A MORE MATURE SUBJECT
by Aurora's spectre
Feb 19th, 2004
11:45:23 PM
Punisher: YEAR ONE
by Robert Blake
Feb 20th, 2004
12:09:19 AM
Garth Ennis
by allykatD
Feb 20th, 2004
12:18:24 AM
Please...
by Dru
Feb 20th, 2004
12:20:01 AM
Slade: Max Payne 2 ripped off Punisher
by allykatD
Feb 20th, 2004
12:21:32 AM
Thomas Jane "Thursday"
by Nestor
Feb 20th, 2004
12:27:50 AM
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos mousy?
by allykatD
Feb 20th, 2004
12:28:03 AM
Sounds great BUT...
by thecomedian
Feb 20th, 2004
12:39:06 AM
"THE PUNISHER WAS THE FIRST COMIC BOOK WITH A MORE MATURE SUBJEC
by Logo Lou
Feb 20th, 2004
12:39:09 AM
Why isn`t Point Blank on fucking DVD?
by chien_sale
Feb 20th, 2004
12:49:21 AM
I'm not the biggest fan of comic book movies
by PumpyMcAss
Feb 20th, 2004
01:09:04 AM
The Punisher served me pancakes
by HardcoreRocker
Feb 20th, 2004
01:15:29 AM
And i thought the trailer was typical!
by el zar
Feb 20th, 2004
01:18:00 AM
CORRECTION: His name is Avi Arad. Not Ari. You've gotten him
by Reedster9898
Feb 20th, 2004
02:07:56 AM
Man's family and/or friends getskilled and he go gets revenge...
by Bong
Feb 20th, 2004
02:15:52 AM
Purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
by jules windex
Feb 20th, 2004
02:26:54 AM
Hey Reedster, it is ARI Arad
by vealchop
Feb 20th, 2004
02:30:04 AM
YOU BIG NOSED, DARKNESS! I SHOULDA NEVER GAVE U N!66@S MONEY!
by Acne Scarface
Feb 20th, 2004
03:32:42 AM
What did the five finger say to the face? SLAP!
by DarthSnoogans
Feb 20th, 2004
04:03:49 AM
When was the last time you reviewed a film you DIDN'T like, Mori
by Cash Bailey
Feb 20th, 2004
04:22:04 AM
In any case, that was one CRAPPY TRAILER. Even as a big fan of t
by jackburton2003
Feb 20th, 2004
05:04:32 AM
Nr. 1 clue on how to recognize a plant.
by Mr Jingles
Feb 20th, 2004
08:07:31 AM
In a perfect world...
by paddington
Feb 20th, 2004
08:13:54 AM
Defending DareDevil
by kdoc13
Feb 20th, 2004
08:36:30 AM
It's a Marvel movie....
by Blok Narpin
Feb 20th, 2004
08:53:01 AM
Samuel L. Jackson Beer. It's MMM-MMM GOOD, BITCH!
by Rufus_T_Firefly
Feb 20th, 2004
10:16:38 AM
Does this movie take place before Wesley Snipes?
by durhay
Feb 20th, 2004
10:47:13 AM
well...
by TheNudeGeek
Feb 20th, 2004
10:49:01 AM
Blade 2
by Flagg
Feb 20th, 2004
10:49:25 AM
"Punisher" will tank...
by Johnny Ahab
Feb 20th, 2004
11:01:17 AM
"The stickiest of the icky"
by GreedoNeverShot
Feb 20th, 2004
11:19:11 AM
The stickiest of the icky.
by GreedoNeverShot
Feb 20th, 2004
11:21:33 AM
The stickiest of the icky.
by GreedoNeverShot
Feb 20th, 2004
11:22:11 AM
Didn't Moriarty say The Real Cancun was enormously entertaining?
by Batutta
Feb 20th, 2004
11:39:40 AM
aint it cool news is the ONLY place where people dont like DareD
by Blok Narpin
Feb 20th, 2004
12:04:16 PM
I forgot to say...
by BustRocks
Feb 20th, 2004
12:48:07 PM
Liam Neeson not playing Ra's AL Ghul.
by Darksider
Feb 20th, 2004
01:08:01 PM
The person who made that trailer should be shot!!!
by tile_mcgillus
Feb 20th, 2004
01:13:48 PM
I'll check it out
by 007-11
Feb 20th, 2004
02:22:39 PM
it seriously blows my mind that after seeing the 2 trailers and
by BEARison Ford
Feb 20th, 2004
02:41:13 PM
Robbie Coltrane as Kingpin
by Wormie
Feb 20th, 2004
03:55:21 PM
Defending Detracting DareDevil
by Ribbons
Feb 20th, 2004
04:30:30 PM
I guess bad buzz isn't as important as it once was
by changer624
Feb 20th, 2004
04:42:07 PM
I guess bad buzz isn't as important as it once was
by changer624
Feb 20th, 2004
04:43:04 PM
good
by drjones
Feb 20th, 2004
04:58:05 PM
THURSDAY Was a great flick!
by SetHan
Feb 20th, 2004
05:02:16 PM
Wow, this sounds nothing like the comic
by I Dunno
Feb 20th, 2004
05:23:41 PM
This movie sounds fun...so when are they actually making THE PUN
by Duck of Death
Feb 20th, 2004
05:33:52 PM
Moriarty is a Plant!!!
by Heffaloo
Feb 20th, 2004
06:30:00 PM
Charlie Murphy
by wash
Feb 20th, 2004
07:15:35 PM
The one problem with The Punisher movie...
by IAmMrMonkey
Feb 20th, 2004
07:33:59 PM
Hey
by Harmonica Man
Feb 20th, 2004
08:11:42 PM
"Shirts vs. Blouses"
by ThingsThatTimDog
Feb 20th, 2004
09:16:02 PM
CorpseFucker
by Ribbons
Feb 20th, 2004
10:24:18 PM
I'VE SEEN THIS ONE
by indguy
Feb 21st, 2004
12:21:11 AM
RE: Ribbons
by kdoc13
Feb 21st, 2004
12:35:07 AM
Hey Corpse Fucker, Why dont you Fuck a Corpse BITCH
by Rcamacho2278
Feb 21st, 2004
01:22:43 AM
I loved the Mike Baron run of Punisher comics, ... one of my fav
by JDanielP
Feb 21st, 2004
01:44:33 AM
Blade II
by Damer1
Feb 21st, 2004
10:41:28 AM
Johnny Ahab is a fool
by Bootylicious
Feb 21st, 2004
12:08:19 PM
I would have seen it regardless, but now I have hopes it'll be g
by Cerebud
Feb 21st, 2004
12:11:45 PM
Harry nice bit of Flash showing you extracting bulbous-tipped ar
by Shepdog
Feb 21st, 2004
12:16:34 PM
MOVE THE RELEASE DATE!!!
by Cerebud
Feb 21st, 2004
12:32:02 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE REALLY COOL?!? IF THE FREAKING TALKBACKS
by halcyonseven
Feb 21st, 2004
02:00:28 PM
Based on the trailer, a better name for this movie would be...
by user id indeed!
Feb 21st, 2004
04:56:23 PM
No, Bootylicious, you are the fool.
by Johnny Ahab
Feb 21st, 2004
09:04:10 PM
wow moriarty, I'm seriously impressed
by koie
Feb 21st, 2004
09:23:18 PM
Thomas Jane was great in THE SWEETEST THING
by StoneMonkey
Feb 21st, 2004
10:06:21 PM
WOW
by WoodyStiffer
Feb 21st, 2004
11:24:21 PM
Slade
by WoodyStiffer
Feb 21st, 2004
11:26:30 PM
Daredevil?
by WoodyStiffer
Feb 21st, 2004
11:32:56 PM
Punisher's Release Date
by atcrooks
Feb 21st, 2004
11:36:01 PM
Blok Narpin
by WoodyStiffer
Feb 21st, 2004
11:37:47 PM
ITS SATURDAY NIGHT AND THIS SITE HASN'T UPDATED IN 3 DAYS!
by Manaqua
Feb 22nd, 2004
12:49:18 AM
Just saw the new trailer...
by Magilla Gorilla
Feb 22nd, 2004
11:14:37 AM
I'm not going to see this in the theater, but I will rent it whe
by Snookeroo
Feb 22nd, 2004
01:17:45 PM
Ain't it cool?
by Christopher3
Feb 23rd, 2004
12:05:38 AM
A sequel to Lord of the Rings?
by AntoniusBloc
Feb 23rd, 2004
12:29:02 AM
Sounds like a total waste of time.
by Blue_Demon
Feb 23rd, 2004
08:40:18 AM
opening weekend
by indguy
Feb 23rd, 2004
10:31:02 AM
Awful Long talkback
by HailDaHypnoToad
Feb 23rd, 2004
12:14:40 PM
I would have liked to see Michael Clarke Duncan in this ...
by Glen Quagmire
Feb 23rd, 2004
02:19:25 PM
new trailer
by punisher5150
Feb 23rd, 2004
03:59:54 PM
What is the problem?
by nitebreed
Feb 23rd, 2004
04:12:25 PM
Thomas Jane SUCKS as PUNISHER!
by Son of Conan
Feb 23rd, 2004
06:14:52 PM
The Punisher will fuck your bitches twice...
by tequilaworm
Feb 23rd, 2004
06:50:45 PM
This film might work?
by EatU2xx
Feb 24th, 2004
01:23:23 AM
it looks like that movie with Stallone and Sharon Stone
by CuervoJones
Feb 25th, 2004
07:21:05 AM
Pretty boy thomas...
by Gabor
Feb 25th, 2004
09:07:34 AM
And they made him a cop!!! What is this!?!?!?
by Gabor
Feb 25th, 2004
09:10:51 AM
Johnny Ahab
by Bootylicious
Feb 25th, 2004
11:18:29 PM
HARDLY BE WORSE
by ROBE
Feb 26th, 2004
07:07:24 AM
"But if it
by chanjumar
Feb 26th, 2004
10:21:18 AM
Next Week: Harry picks lint from his navel!
by Babba-Booey
Feb 26th, 2004
11:32:12 PM
Coming Soon: Harry & Mori's "Gone Shrimpin'"
by Babba-Booey
Feb 26th, 2004
11:33:01 PM
Mori hates "the passion" but loves "the punisher"...
by Jon E Cin
Feb 27th, 2004
01:00:55 PM

by Fight-clubber
Feb 27th, 2004
03:03:32 PM
The will b top stuff
by Fight-clubber
Feb 27th, 2004
03:06:55 PM
I'd rather eat a bowl of dicks than see this...but Joel SCHUMACH
by UncleJesseLuva
Feb 27th, 2004
04:36:40 PM
no violence
by stvnhthr
Feb 28th, 2004
03:52:46 PM
Still say punisher should have been ray liotta or kurt russell a
by TylerDurdenUK
Feb 28th, 2004
09:20:24 PM

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