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Harry's thoughts on the not so FANTASTIC FOUR pictures from USA TODAY

Hey folks, Harry here... Marvel has a habit of debuting their characters in spectacular fashion. Think of that dynamic first image of SPIDER-MAN - that really cool image of DAREDEVIL - most recently that shot of Garner as ELEKTRA. Then there's the other debuts... HULK was almost hidden throughout - easy enough, he's a computer effect. The X-MEN looked like ass in advance. I remember showing y'all publicity images of the X-MEN and almost without exception every talk backer ringed the Doom Bell. That awful shot of THE PUNISHER they put together rather haphazard got a bad taste in our mouths early.

We still haven't seen a High-Res beautiful digital image of these pics. Which you can see here! But - I'm not really a fan of what I'm seeing there. The costumes are not bad... it's the heads that are coming out of them. Reed and Johnny look almost exactly the same. Where's Storm's blonde lockes? I know that's a detail, but at least looking at these early pics, wouldn't it be sweet if visually you instantly could tell the difference between the two white guys without having to read captions? I'm willing to bet that's part of the reason his hair was blonde in the book, and to just instantly create that connection to his sister, Sue... Speaking of, Alba is hot, no doubt, but she looks like a slutty stripper Sue. Not the wholesome Martha Stewart-Jackie Kennedy adventurer. She just looks wrong, hot, but wrong.

Ben Grimm... the Thing. Well, it's a slight improvement on this one in the movie made for less than a $1million bucks, but I'm not even sure about that. I hate his pants/shorts/whatever that is. I don't like the off center 4. His hands rule. Wish he had a pronounced brow, but it does look like a guy in a suit. Hopefully, they'll employ CG to help it out, much how Del Toro enhanced the same company's make up on Abe Sapien, to just bring it that extra level to life.

I'm sure the recent online leaks of set photos resulted in these rush jobs by the studio, but frankly... These are underwhelming. Reed, Johnny and Sue just look like attractive dorks in costumes. There's utterly nothing fantastic about them. The first shots released by them should have had a bit of cosmic power enhancements in place. The only image I even vaguely have a hope for is Ben Grimm, and that's soleyly based upon my hopes for Michael Chiklis' performance. I know that in the script, these characters are written fine... and ultimately they fucked the pooch on Dr Doom. But these pics don't make me go, HOLY SHIT COOL! I'm not screaming FANTASTIC, I'm thinking... Is this a remake of the Roger Corman FANTASTIC FOUR?

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Why not just link us to the actual USA Today article?
by Voice O. Reason
Sep 21st, 2004
10:08:34 PM
FF
by phelion2
Sep 21st, 2004
10:09:11 PM
what?
by Extant59
Sep 21st, 2004
10:10:07 PM
If you want to see the pictures: http://comingsoon.net/news/top n
by Declan_Swartz
Sep 21st, 2004
10:18:00 PM
Slobbering time
by Mechakong
Sep 21st, 2004
10:21:12 PM
Everything looks alright except the Thing, just doesn't look rig
by spectrebeeyatch
Sep 21st, 2004
10:25:56 PM
Fine, I'll do it myself...
by Voice O. Reason
Sep 21st, 2004
10:29:35 PM
King Jack
by mtoast
Sep 21st, 2004
10:30:22 PM
I'm pleased.
by PoliMan4
Sep 21st, 2004
10:51:43 PM
Those aren't photos. The actors' faces have been pasted on c.a.d
by FrankDrebin
Sep 21st, 2004
10:54:20 PM
Compared to the Roger Corman produced F.F. movie.....Venture Bro
by Doom II
Sep 21st, 2004
10:59:20 PM
Let's hope for the story!!!
by Spark
Sep 21st, 2004
11:05:09 PM
what i wouldnt give...
by Soundofred
Sep 21st, 2004
11:06:16 PM
i don't typically like to be a naysayer, but ...
by Toe Jam
Sep 21st, 2004
11:06:20 PM
The costumes look very close to
by JUSTICE41
Sep 21st, 2004
11:14:10 PM
It seems that no one is concerned about Tim Story...
by SmarkJobber
Sep 21st, 2004
11:37:09 PM
I just see the insides of some guys ass...
by Jon E Cin
Sep 21st, 2004
11:42:53 PM
none of the links work
by Trik
Sep 21st, 2004
11:48:31 PM
You loved Viva Rock Vegas and you hate this???
by Redbox
Sep 21st, 2004
11:57:30 PM
"attractive dorks in costumes"
by dr.bulber
Sep 21st, 2004
11:58:50 PM
Can it, fans. Such a huge wait...
by Christopher3
Sep 22nd, 2004
12:08:17 AM
Sometimes I'm ashamed to call myself a geek
by MightyyMouse
Sep 22nd, 2004
12:11:34 AM
Some warning please
by Buster Gonads
Sep 22nd, 2004
12:19:20 AM
What the..
by kimberwyn
Sep 22nd, 2004
12:36:23 AM
cosmic gays
by Dr Farragammo
Sep 22nd, 2004
12:41:19 AM
NOW who wants Chiklis in a costume?
by Darksider
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:10:21 AM
FF movie looks lame make the Corman one look like "Citizen Kane.
by Uncapie
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:16:56 AM
Well...
by VoteRoslin08
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:43:14 AM
Why isn't Alba pure blonde either? Sue and Johnny need to be blo
by krims0nknite
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:43:19 AM
Venture Brothers has unseated Harvey Birdman as my favorite Adul
by The Garbage Man
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:44:44 AM
Sheesh...
by VoteRoslin08
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:48:50 AM
I didnt realise jon stewart was playing mr fantastic
by slappy jones
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:49:16 AM
Hey everybody
by IRuleAll
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:54:50 AM
D@Mn You B!tchy Ass Motherphuckers, the costumes look Great! I'm
by The Founder
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:58:30 AM
As someone who's never read a FF...
by Jaka
Sep 22nd, 2004
02:51:46 AM
Do not underestimate the power of Mr Fantastic...
by Anlashok
Sep 22nd, 2004
03:18:55 AM
er..that's "taut" and "possesses"
by Anlashok
Sep 22nd, 2004
03:44:16 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Dolmes
Sep 22nd, 2004
03:44:47 AM
Doesn't matter what the team looks like....
by Drunken Fugitive
Sep 22nd, 2004
04:02:09 AM
costumes
by teutoneer
Sep 22nd, 2004
04:03:03 AM
The Punisher's not bad. Not bad at all.
by el zar
Sep 22nd, 2004
04:31:19 AM
http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyon der.co.uk/fffirstthingnew.jpg
by Desk
Sep 22nd, 2004
04:56:56 AM
Ultimates
by Trevor Goodchild
Sep 22nd, 2004
05:08:51 AM
i seem to remember...
by HOUSTON500
Sep 22nd, 2004
06:38:45 AM
I don't really have a problem, except the Thing
by Cerebud
Sep 22nd, 2004
06:59:38 AM
They are screwing it up
by Rupee88
Sep 22nd, 2004
07:58:47 AM
Yup, Jessica Alba is completely fucking wrong.
by FluffyUnbound
Sep 22nd, 2004
08:18:45 AM
ALL HAIL ROGER CORMAN!
by Uncapie
Sep 22nd, 2004
08:19:50 AM
Sssssss
by JethroBodine
Sep 22nd, 2004
08:46:07 AM
Live Action pic of Grimm....
by Drunken Fugitive
Sep 22nd, 2004
08:50:27 AM
That isn't the point, Knowthyself.
by FluffyUnbound
Sep 22nd, 2004
08:54:20 AM
Sorry FOX , this is not the FF4 !!! Harry how could you forgit
by paulyd30
Sep 22nd, 2004
08:58:56 AM
The uniforms are cool. The thing is OK. But that TRASH JESSICA A
by Judge Doom
Sep 22nd, 2004
09:17:49 AM
Oh Picky picky Harry!! Looks pretty fucking cool to me
by TheGinger Twit
Sep 22nd, 2004
09:22:47 AM
Needs a lot of work...
by KingKrikkit
Sep 22nd, 2004
09:25:06 AM
Not familiar with the F4...I guess the two guys are Generic Guy
by minderbinder
Sep 22nd, 2004
09:26:18 AM
Off topic, but could someone please explain Harry's latest upper
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Sep 22nd, 2004
09:36:35 AM
Harry, what the fuck is the matter with you?
by axelfoley
Sep 22nd, 2004
09:39:37 AM
Sue Storm IS pictured above.
by BranMakMorn
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:14:22 AM
Cannibal Nun . . . Me thinks thou doth protest too much
by HarrisonsDad
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:38:20 AM
Tim Story raped mu childhood...
by Lost Skeleton
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:43:47 AM
Thing and Aria Giovanni
by Oliviscus
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:46:36 AM

by MightyyMouse
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:47:28 AM
I meant Tim Story raped my childhood...
by Lost Skeleton
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:52:00 AM
Hi-Res FF Shots
by devilinhelsinki
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:53:08 AM
...and another thing
by Lost Skeleton
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:53:35 AM
Wait...there was a really cool image of Daredevil?
by Sod Off Baldric
Sep 22nd, 2004
11:00:15 AM
after I'll I've read, the costumes are the least of my concerns.
by TV CASUALTY
Sep 22nd, 2004
11:08:50 AM
I PRAY they don't CGI The Thing - because he looks pretty good t
by Fish Tank
Sep 22nd, 2004
11:10:29 AM
Pretty impressive so far.
by mbaker
Sep 22nd, 2004
11:15:14 AM
Thing from FF #1
by Oliviscus
Sep 22nd, 2004
11:51:28 AM
The Thing looked like a giant Sugar Smack.
by Jeditemple
Sep 22nd, 2004
12:19:25 PM
I agree with Harry, plus- The Thing looks more like a burn victi
by Blue Devil
Sep 22nd, 2004
12:25:24 PM
The only opinion that matters: mine
by mortsleam
Sep 22nd, 2004
12:31:42 PM
Thing looks fine! Forget making him look like the book!
by stlfilmwire
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:13:42 PM
http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyon der.co.uk/fffirstthingnew.jpg
by Desk
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:14:25 PM
Uh... no thanks.
by stlfilmwire
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:18:45 PM
FORGET LOOK. WORRY ABOUT STORY.
by stlfilmwire
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:20:56 PM
They all look like bootleg models at E3 promoting a Fantastic Fo
by Mr. Profit
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:21:16 PM
Chiklis Thing = cover of FF #4 (vol. 1)
by Oliviscus
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:23:54 PM
The Ever Lovin' Blue Eye Thing
by twitaman
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:52:46 PM
The Thing has a beer and cheats on his off-center '4' badge...
by Edward_nygma
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:57:54 PM
ALBA MISCAST
by twitaman
Sep 22nd, 2004
01:59:01 PM
Thats why you don't show promo shots months before a movie
by Steal_Dragon
Sep 22nd, 2004
02:06:24 PM
CGI Thing
by twitaman
Sep 22nd, 2004
02:13:13 PM
Lousy pics...but I must admit Alba is incredibly hot
by Bong
Sep 22nd, 2004
02:41:28 PM
Did I just go through a time warp?
by MightyyMouse
Sep 22nd, 2004
03:11:17 PM
No way were they gonna...
by Kid Z
Sep 22nd, 2004
03:43:08 PM
Is the Fantastic Four a speed skating team?
by Zeldas
Sep 22nd, 2004
03:43:54 PM
An uneducated observer
by caerlas
Sep 22nd, 2004
03:49:26 PM
So now there's a gay porn link on my hard drive
by lettersoftransit
Sep 22nd, 2004
03:49:33 PM
THE THING in the low budget FF film looked better
by Spacesheik
Sep 22nd, 2004
04:09:06 PM
THANK FUCKING GOD The Thing IS NOT wearing just blue underwear!!
by Tall_Boy
Sep 22nd, 2004
04:29:19 PM
Harry, you call yourself an FF fan???
by simongarth2001
Sep 22nd, 2004
04:37:03 PM
Forget Story, Worry about Image
by The Killer-Goat
Sep 22nd, 2004
05:27:54 PM
Want to see some funny fantastic 4 pictures click here http://ww
by FunkyCracker
Sep 22nd, 2004
05:36:50 PM
Costumes blend elements of
by jinX
Sep 22nd, 2004
05:44:09 PM
Forget all that, some new "Batman Begins" photos leaked online t
by MrVess
Sep 22nd, 2004
05:44:54 PM
The only real problem here is Thing
by deadrapeddear
Sep 22nd, 2004
06:42:12 PM
The Cabbage Patch Four
by Immortal_Fish
Sep 22nd, 2004
07:08:06 PM
From the title I thought I was actually going to agree with Know
by kiddae
Sep 22nd, 2004
07:16:01 PM
Ioan Gruffnud
by pieface
Sep 22nd, 2004
07:25:35 PM
Holy crap Desk!
by kiddae
Sep 22nd, 2004
07:28:00 PM
MightyyMouse...
by kiddae
Sep 22nd, 2004
07:36:49 PM
Second thoughts on the Chiklis costume
by Immortal_Fish
Sep 22nd, 2004
07:46:17 PM
The story on Tim Story
by Immortal_Fish
Sep 22nd, 2004
07:55:35 PM
The problem with Alba is...
by Fatty McJones
Sep 22nd, 2004
08:09:16 PM
Excaliburffolkes, the current Harry animation...
by Osmosis Jones
Sep 22nd, 2004
10:40:13 PM
This movie will be JUST like "Lost In Space"
by ZeroCorpse
Sep 22nd, 2004
11:24:47 PM
This just keeps getting worse as more info and pics are released
by Ivan_Mtl
Sep 22nd, 2004
11:49:06 PM
Forced prospective will not solve the things problems...
by Anlashok
Sep 23rd, 2004
12:22:57 AM
Forced "perspective" will not solve the things problems...
by Anlashok
Sep 23rd, 2004
12:25:31 AM
Immortal_Fish... (re: director Tim Story)
by SmarkJobber
Sep 23rd, 2004
12:34:26 AM
Jeez
by loki24
Sep 23rd, 2004
01:06:16 AM
They look fine to me.
by Jack Ryder
Sep 23rd, 2004
01:18:50 AM
They look fine to me.
by Jack Ryder
Sep 23rd, 2004
01:30:23 AM
the Thing....
by payton 34
Sep 23rd, 2004
04:19:53 AM
Chiklis will rule this movie !!!
by Frank_Serpico
Sep 23rd, 2004
07:01:20 AM
I
by Judge Doom
Sep 23rd, 2004
09:29:21 AM
Settle down, true believers!
by Rufus_T_Firefly
Sep 23rd, 2004
10:17:15 AM
Ben looks like a bad puppet...Cheap Sci-Fi televisions series Lo
by flipster
Sep 23rd, 2004
10:58:41 AM
Thanks, Osmosis Jones!
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Sep 23rd, 2004
10:59:18 AM
Winston didn't do Hellboy....
by Shaner Jedi
Sep 23rd, 2004
01:17:52 PM
Wouldn't bet on these...
by maniacmedia
Sep 23rd, 2004
02:20:00 PM
Call the shriner's burn unit
by prof1971
Sep 24th, 2004
07:23:16 AM
Is that Jon Stewart as Mr Fantastic?
by Hokeybutt
Sep 24th, 2004
08:50:54 AM
The break in the wrist to allow mobility on Thing..
by HavokJD
Sep 24th, 2004
01:38:06 PM
mixed reactions
by devil0509
Sep 24th, 2004
07:46:06 PM
Racist casting? Think again.
by Oliviscus
Sep 24th, 2004
08:42:06 PM
Naomi Watts
by Barron34
Sep 24th, 2004
08:48:25 PM
Racism? Don't Be Stupid.
by Barron34
Sep 24th, 2004
08:54:56 PM
Alicia Masters is Black!!!!????!!!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
by Anlashok
Sep 24th, 2004
09:32:34 PM
Losing faith fast...
by Johnny Ahab
Sep 24th, 2004
09:53:55 PM
Roger Corman had it right the first time
by Jeditemple
Sep 24th, 2004
11:31:10 PM
Holy fuck this is stupid.
by AtomicTobacco
Sep 25th, 2004
11:11:49 AM
Has anyone actually got any evidence to show that The Thing will
by Dog Of Mystery
Sep 25th, 2004
12:25:06 PM
To Windsorsmith
by Barron34
Sep 25th, 2004
06:50:54 PM

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