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Want the spoiler-ish STAR WARS: ROTS rumor of the day' Click it here!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a huge honkin' REVENGE OF THE SITH rumor. I've damn near given up hope on this series, which makes me very sad. If you would have come up to my 10 year old self and told me that there would be a time in my life when STAR WARS sucked and being a STAR WARS fan was more something to be embarrassed about than something to be embraced... well, I wouldn't believe one lyin' word out of your damn mouth. I hope EPISODE 3 gets it 100% right, but I just don't believe in Lucas anymore... at least not when it comes to STAR WARS.
That being said, while this below rumor is more than likely a huge pile of stinky bullshit (for some reason STAR WARS brings out the nuts who like to make shit up and send it in as news more than any other series), I think what is said rings true. It feels right if that makes any sense. If pulled off correctly, this could be a fantastic lead-in to the Obi-Wan/Anakin duel we've been hearing so much about. I got my fingers crossed, but I'm not holding my breath that ROTS is anything but a cartoon that squanders the potential of telling a backstory to the Original Trilogy. Enjoy the below, squirts. Beware of spoilers if this is true!
'It's either him or me'
The Sh*t hits the fan when Natalie Portman walks in and confronts Anakin in room reminiscent of the Death Star in the original movie, only more worn and weathered looking. Her and Hayden start arguing about Ian McDiarmid's character (palpatine) and the power that he will not relinquish. Hayden is pretty pissed that she is not supporting him by supporting Palpatine, and Natalie is adamant that Hayden help her in opposing him. She basically tells Anakin 'It's either him or me'. They argue for a bit until he totally loses his cool and pulls a Vader force-choke on here. and at this moment, Obi-Wan walks in, rushes Anakin (causing him to lose his grip on Natalie) and the fight is on.
If you do decide to use this, just call me 'The Great and Powerful Bob'. or just TGaP_Bob.
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Reader Talkback
frist frist frist by Judge Doom | Oct 5th, 2004 08:00:42 AM | What spoiler by Ra Ra Rasputin | Oct 5th, 2004 08:03:00 AM | The Great and Powerful Bob is
about to become the Poor and
Unemp by JRo | Oct 5th, 2004 08:03:38 AM | Way to print his first
paragraph... by Mayhem23 | Oct 5th, 2004 08:09:05 AM | Big deal by Chinpoko Mon | Oct 5th, 2004 08:09:30 AM | If you were 10 yrs old now by harosa | Oct 5th, 2004 08:14:12 AM | Bullshit/old info or not... by Nafl | Oct 5th, 2004 08:24:24 AM | Oh, it's been fixed, never
mind then. by Nafl | Oct 5th, 2004 08:25:15 AM | give me a fucking break by koie | Oct 5th, 2004 08:31:26 AM | I've heard this before. by Conan_the_Humble | Oct 5th, 2004 08:39:22 AM | Anakin has a beer and
force-chokes his wife by JHulkH | Oct 5th, 2004 09:01:44 AM | quint, you've all but lost
hope? then you need... by imageburn13 | Oct 5th, 2004 09:18:15 AM | Ooooh, ya know what else
Quint? by BurnHollywood | Oct 5th, 2004 09:18:47 AM | After the Stormies arrive to
arrest his ass for domestic
violenc by p5mmr9 | Oct 5th, 2004 09:25:02 AM | The biggest face turn since
Handsome Jimmy Valiant
betrayed Chie by Fred | Oct 5th, 2004 09:31:20 AM | Mel Brooks' excellent
comment... by FrankDrebin | Oct 5th, 2004 09:37:31 AM | palpatine you home wrecker!! by dr.bulber | Oct 5th, 2004 09:51:45 AM | Wow, that was only all over
the internet 2 months ago.
Thanks fo by I Dunno | Oct 5th, 2004 09:57:02 AM | Chris Tucker WAYYYY worse than
Jar Jar by robamenta | Oct 5th, 2004 10:04:25 AM | True about Chris Tucker in
5thElement. by Regicidal_Maniac | Oct 5th, 2004 10:18:39 AM | gah! by Regicidal_Maniac | Oct 5th, 2004 10:19:16 AM | For what it's worth by Itchy | Oct 5th, 2004 10:24:15 AM | Old news by Razorback | Oct 5th, 2004 10:30:15 AM | This has been around for QUITE
some time now Harry by Robnhud | Oct 5th, 2004 10:34:04 AM | Au contraire, Chris Tucker was
the only watchable "element"
of " by thegrunty | Oct 5th, 2004 10:35:49 AM | Robomenta is right, Chris
Tucker in 5th El sucked by Knobules | Oct 5th, 2004 10:44:02 AM | Fans were guessing that scene
before Phantom Menace was even
fil by Drath | Oct 5th, 2004 10:46:18 AM | Is Anakin Skywalker gonna have
to choke a bitch? by I Hate Movies | Oct 5th, 2004 10:47:03 AM | Being a SW fan something to be
embarrassed about? by Spike Fett | Oct 5th, 2004 10:47:33 AM | Being a SW fan something to be
embarrassed about? by Spike Fett | Oct 5th, 2004 10:47:49 AM | Is Anakin Skywalker gonna have
to force-choke a bitch? by FluffyUnbound | Oct 5th, 2004 10:48:47 AM | Damn it, I Hate Movies.
Thanks for making me look bad. by FluffyUnbound | Oct 5th, 2004 10:49:55 AM | force chokin? just imagine the
possibilities! by phanboi | Oct 5th, 2004 11:03:12 AM | SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER
ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!! by cocolopez | Oct 5th, 2004 11:14:38 AM | Qunit, nobody cares what YOU
think of Lucas OR the Star
Wars fra by slone13 | Oct 5th, 2004 11:32:26 AM | Watched the OT on DVD by CellarDoor | Oct 5th, 2004 11:46:27 AM | Total BS by Lost Skeleton | Oct 5th, 2004 11:48:06 AM | Stealing Someone Else's Idea
Is Not A Spoiler by KingDingaLing | Oct 5th, 2004 12:06:38 PM | Chris Tucker ain't the
problem... by ewokstew | Oct 5th, 2004 12:08:39 PM | Forget the kids by Desk | Oct 5th, 2004 12:27:54 PM | QUINT sucks and so do the
flamers by AlwaysThere | Oct 5th, 2004 01:43:37 PM | Better not be true by Greenleaf1 | Oct 5th, 2004 01:47:04 PM | Who cares by Judge Briggs | Oct 5th, 2004 02:14:41 PM | STAR WARS KICKS SERIOUS
ASS!!!!!!! by cocolopez | Oct 5th, 2004 02:22:50 PM | Gee this guy is the "chosen
one" and is saved in the
end??? by Bong | Oct 5th, 2004 02:52:02 PM | then and now by neckbone | Oct 5th, 2004 02:58:47 PM | STAR WARS HATERS SHOULD BE
ASHAMED!!! by cocolopez | Oct 5th, 2004 03:15:43 PM | One more thing about Qunit by AlwaysThere | Oct 5th, 2004 03:27:32 PM | cocolopez by DocPazuzu | Oct 5th, 2004 03:31:12 PM | Right on Quint! by JAGUART | Oct 5th, 2004 04:03:44 PM | cocolopez by [STARS]TyranT | Oct 5th, 2004 04:14:30 PM | OLD NEWS by DarthHomercles | Oct 5th, 2004 04:16:26 PM | chris tucker in 5th element.. by cherrycola | Oct 5th, 2004 04:17:00 PM | Quint's opinions by Super Person | Oct 5th, 2004 04:31:56 PM | Lucas is a visonary political
commentator by Dog Of Mystery | Oct 5th, 2004 05:06:58 PM | QUINT SCREAMS "LUCAS RAPED MY
CHILDHOOD".... by sparticusmaximus | Oct 5th, 2004 05:17:44 PM | That's not what happens by Obi-Drufff | Oct 5th, 2004 05:22:09 PM | Harry Knowles on THE PHANTOM
MENACE by sparticusmaximus | Oct 5th, 2004 05:28:33 PM | Harry Knowles on ATTACK OF THE
CLONES by sparticusmaximus | Oct 5th, 2004 05:30:14 PM | Moriarty on ATTACK OF THE
CLONES by sparticusmaximus | Oct 5th, 2004 05:33:23 PM | by vicious_bastard | Oct 5th, 2004 06:26:53 PM | It finally happened! by PerineumLick | Oct 5th, 2004 06:35:35 PM | YouIsMyBitch...hahahahahahahah
a by MrCere | Oct 5th, 2004 06:38:02 PM | THANK YOU!...I thought I was
the only one.. by cganimation | Oct 5th, 2004 07:11:24 PM | Just because the movies are
"made for kids" doesn't mean
they ha by WONKABAR | Oct 5th, 2004 07:15:12 PM | I'm torn... by SlightlyCharred | Oct 5th, 2004 07:51:30 PM | I said that conservatives
would choose not to accept the
politic by Dog Of Mystery | Oct 5th, 2004 08:58:33 PM | Lucas should really
concentrate at the task onhand by matrix_sux | Oct 5th, 2004 09:07:03 PM | BTW..Rodney Dangerfield RIP by matrix_sux | Oct 5th, 2004 09:11:07 PM | For crying out loud, not only
is this OLD news but you
didn't ev by Triumph poops! | Oct 5th, 2004 09:27:00 PM | You're all pathetic.
Seriously... by crashcow | Oct 5th, 2004 10:04:34 PM | Anakin Kills Mace Windu by DOGSOUP | Oct 5th, 2004 11:40:57 PM | The part of the Fifth Element
I had the hardest time
believing.. by something_wicked | Oct 5th, 2004 11:51:10 PM | OT DVD set by Chumba | Oct 6th, 2004 12:18:31 AM | For domestic disputes, call
SHAFT by el zar | Oct 6th, 2004 12:37:20 AM | ITCHY SAID IT by Lion Fire | Oct 6th, 2004 12:50:36 AM | Orionsangels by Chumba | Oct 6th, 2004 12:56:07 AM | I don't care if this gets me
banned, but you know what
Quint, Ge by TheGinger Twit | Oct 6th, 2004 01:20:57 AM | Yes, I know they're "Just
Movies" . . . by jocutus | Oct 6th, 2004 02:10:06 AM | Right on TheGingerTwit by AlwaysThere | Oct 6th, 2004 02:27:29 AM | SPOILER: Anakin becomes Darth
Vader. by Jim Jam Bongs | Oct 6th, 2004 02:30:39 AM | I'm Supposed to Believe This
Site? by vash666 | Oct 6th, 2004 02:37:08 AM | not sure how Lucas screwed
this up so badly by devil0509 | Oct 6th, 2004 03:14:57 AM | Itchy - another parent needing
a severe smack in the head by devil0509 | Oct 6th, 2004 03:27:30 AM | crashcow...go fuck yourself by WONKABAR | Oct 6th, 2004 03:28:17 AM | Sounds awesome! by Fugazi32 | Oct 6th, 2004 08:33:34 AM | there is no chance in hell by scrumdiddly | Oct 6th, 2004 11:45:48 AM | for this to work, we have to
know he had absolutely by scrumdiddly | Oct 6th, 2004 11:46:30 AM | bad parents? by berend | Oct 6th, 2004 11:49:26 AM | berend by DocPazuzu | Oct 6th, 2004 04:15:55 PM | Finally a parent who is
teaching their child to
seperate enterta by SCYTHEOFLUNA | Oct 6th, 2004 07:24:33 PM | Devil0509, what the fuck drugs
are you on? by Triumph poops! | Oct 6th, 2004 10:52:33 PM | Wardrobe Dept. Foreshadowing? by blah_blah_blah | Oct 7th, 2004 03:42:25 AM | Yawn.... by Engelhast | Oct 7th, 2004 02:21:17 PM | I hope that rumor is a fake... by gil-galad12 | Oct 7th, 2004 07:49:18 PM |
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