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K.I.T.T. From The KNIGHT RIDER Movie?? Or, Bored Fans With Photoshop??


Merrick here...


Okay, folks -- take this one with a BIG grain of salt. But, we kind of have to go here....

Both TikkiMotel and butt-guru (I'm not sure I want to know exactly what a "butt guru" is, although it would be a fantastic name for either a rock group or a porn DVD) sent in this picture.







It was found AT THIS LOCATION. The person posting the image says that this represents a developmental design for K.I.T.T. in the KNIGHT RIDER movie we're starting to hear about. Notice the lack of reflectivity on the surface around K.I.T.T.'s Cylon eye? Hmmmm....

Last week, it was reported that The Hoff will actually be appearing in this film & asked Orlando Bloom to play his son....a notion on which Orlando didn't seem particularly keen.

Longtime readers of the site may remember my shameful preoccupation with this particular Hasselhoff video...





...which I feel fully emobdies the breadth of Hoff's capabilities. I hope this portends a KNIGHT RIDER theme song, maybe from The Hoff himself!? Perhaps a man-and-car power balad? Or, maybe rap style -- with William Daniels' K.I.T.T. voice scratching in the background? "Michael! My...My... My...Michael!"

UPDATED: Of course, this video may be far more appropriate!





In all seriousness, if anyone out there knows anything about the legitimacy of this image...or the status of the KNIGHT RIDER movie project in general... please E-MAIL ME! I'd love to hear from you...





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Fake-- but at least it's not red..
by Kage
Sep 6th, 2006
10:11:05 AM
Nah
by Alfeetoe
Sep 6th, 2006
10:13:36 AM
they should put flames on it!
by casinoskunk
Sep 6th, 2006
10:13:36 AM
meh
by rotten666
Sep 6th, 2006
10:15:58 AM
Not unless they spent the whole budget on the car
by jackinitraw
Sep 6th, 2006
10:17:18 AM
I'm gonna laugh....
by rotten666
Sep 6th, 2006
10:20:03 AM
WELL
by THE KNIGHT
Sep 6th, 2006
10:21:29 AM
You Know Youre Fucked When Orlando Thinks Hes Above It
by flamingrunt
Sep 6th, 2006
10:23:56 AM
That's a Koenigsegg CCX
by dastickboy
Sep 6th, 2006
10:24:48 AM
22'" RIMS ON K.I.T.T. = NIPPLES ON BATMAN
by Elmore Rigby
Sep 6th, 2006
10:26:21 AM
22'S ON K.I.T.T. = FLAMES ON OPTIMUS
by Elmore Rigby
Sep 6th, 2006
10:26:47 AM
NO FLAMES ON K.I.T.T. = NIPPLES ON OPTIMUS
by Elmore Rigby
Sep 6th, 2006
10:28:54 AM
Fake, but at least it doesn't have a sphincter mouth
by finky089
Sep 6th, 2006
10:29:52 AM
KR needs to be directed by McG starring Ashton Kutcher
by SpyGuy
Sep 6th, 2006
10:30:44 AM
Ive got a lot of Hoff to share with the world
by EnemyWithin
Sep 6th, 2006
10:32:30 AM
That video promotes Hoff related pedophilia
by Eddie Hitler
Sep 6th, 2006
10:40:28 AM
It may be a Koenigsegg CCX...
by The Awful Goggle
Sep 6th, 2006
10:40:45 AM
What the fux wrong with John Mayer?
by QuiGonCheezwhipr
Sep 6th, 2006
10:42:20 AM
The Hoffs A Wife Beating Drunk
by flamingrunt
Sep 6th, 2006
10:45:26 AM
The project IS legitimate!
by oceansized
Sep 6th, 2006
10:51:15 AM
oceansized...
by abominate
Sep 6th, 2006
10:54:44 AM
that video...
by Datascream
Sep 6th, 2006
10:54:45 AM
First Miami Vice, then Knight Rider?!?!?! YEEEESSSSS!
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
10:58:09 AM
That's Hofftastic
by The_Deathticle
Sep 6th, 2006
11:00:46 AM
The Awful Goggle
by dastickboy
Sep 6th, 2006
11:03:00 AM
"uptight, neurotic protaganist"
by zer0cool2k2
Sep 6th, 2006
11:03:13 AM
Oceansized forgot to include a bit of the script...
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
11:06:07 AM
the Fuck did u just make me watch, Merrick?
by chickychow
Sep 6th, 2006
11:10:26 AM
chickychow - Blasphemer! Of course we care!!!
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
11:13:09 AM
Lamerz, you forgot the [/sarcasm] tags in your post.
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
11:15:05 AM
Fuck Knight Rider.. I was Street Hawk the movie
by DarthMartel
Sep 6th, 2006
11:16:33 AM
Lamerz,you forgot the [/sarcasm] tags in your 1st post.
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
11:19:19 AM
ugh make that want instead of was... sleepy after lunch
by DarthMartel
Sep 6th, 2006
11:20:33 AM
KITT vs. the Jack Sack.
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
11:23:00 AM
Manimal: The Movie
by Blue_Demon
Sep 6th, 2006
11:23:21 AM
I want either McG or Michael Mann to direct
by Vern
Sep 6th, 2006
11:25:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =GzD4s-agm00
by earthlingdave
Sep 6th, 2006
11:28:52 AM
Lamerz, that was only a first draft!
by oceansized
Sep 6th, 2006
11:30:50 AM
Bruce Campbell should play KITT...
by Edward_nygma
Sep 6th, 2006
11:32:14 AM
That's how Optimus Prime should look FYAAA!
by Dolmes
Sep 6th, 2006
11:34:25 AM
Hoff Did a Music Vid With KITT - Jump In My Car
by Jam Banjo
Sep 6th, 2006
11:37:34 AM
Things KITT ought to say:
by brycemonkey
Sep 6th, 2006
11:37:46 AM
And Lamerz, your life may soon be MOTHERFUCKING COMPLET
by oceansized
Sep 6th, 2006
11:38:28 AM
KITT has a beer and cheets on Michael!
by brycemonkey
Sep 6th, 2006
11:38:59 AM
More things KITT ought to say:
by Admiral_Kirk
Sep 6th, 2006
11:46:00 AM
brycemonkey - KITT should say ...
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
11:47:31 AM
Jump in my Car
by pandamaster83
Sep 6th, 2006
12:05:04 PM
THIS WAS STOLEN FROM FIREFLY!!!!
by J-Dizzle
Sep 6th, 2006
12:08:59 PM
Sweet Sassy Jesus. That Hoff video was...I don't know
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Sep 6th, 2006
12:11:22 PM
Knight Rider SUCKS DICK
by jabberwookie
Sep 6th, 2006
12:13:47 PM
The car is gay.
by Toby___Wong
Sep 6th, 2006
12:25:46 PM
Frak.
by performingmonkey
Sep 6th, 2006
12:28:28 PM
ooga chakka
by AtomicLobster
Sep 6th, 2006
12:44:49 PM
What's wrong with John Mayer? Well...
by SpyGuy
Sep 6th, 2006
12:51:08 PM
This movie needs to be done with
by Nabster
Sep 6th, 2006
12:52:53 PM
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with german people!?!?!
by all
Sep 6th, 2006
01:17:49 PM
That's the best music video ever
by BigTuna
Sep 6th, 2006
01:21:33 PM
Dustin Hoffman is a fuckin hack ...
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
01:28:57 PM
TOTAL Photoshop.
by Rearden
Sep 6th, 2006
01:31:32 PM
TOO SOON!
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
01:31:44 PM
Fake! here's the link for the original picture
by Preacher_mg
Sep 6th, 2006
01:40:29 PM
Preacher
by Jubba
Sep 6th, 2006
01:53:06 PM
NIGHTRIDER: The WORST show ever? Name ONE thats worse:
by uberman
Sep 6th, 2006
01:58:11 PM
Owen/Luke Wilson for Michael Knight
by dastickboy
Sep 6th, 2006
01:58:33 PM
YAWN!
by andyny29
Sep 6th, 2006
02:05:38 PM
My God. My balls retreated when I watched those videos
by -=Shin=-
Sep 6th, 2006
02:07:47 PM
It's not Knight Rider without the Great Hasselhoff!!!
by cromulent
Sep 6th, 2006
02:19:59 PM
Too Soon Gun Van Rant.
by Ricky Henderson
Sep 6th, 2006
02:20:10 PM
I think new hotness Will Smiff should drive it.
by JAGUART
Sep 6th, 2006
02:21:50 PM
That's the realest real thing I ever did see! And...
by JackPumpkinhead
Sep 6th, 2006
02:33:34 PM
STINKRAY!
by JackPumpkinhead
Sep 6th, 2006
02:34:38 PM
NEW MAKE AND MODEL FOR K.I.T.T. = FLAMES ON OPTIMUS
by Elmore Rigby
Sep 6th, 2006
02:39:47 PM
Must be a slow news day
by DOGSOUP
Sep 6th, 2006
02:48:39 PM
Ok, Enough With the Retro 80s Nonsense
by ZombieSolutions
Sep 6th, 2006
02:55:44 PM
What's funny about the Firefly ripoff thing...
by Shepard Bauer
Sep 6th, 2006
03:00:19 PM
DEFINATE FAKE
by misnomer
Sep 6th, 2006
03:03:57 PM
Signing copies of his autobiography in Croydon tomorrow
by Schnorbitz
Sep 6th, 2006
03:13:18 PM
Correction
by Schnorbitz
Sep 6th, 2006
03:15:17 PM
Knight of the Hoff
by damned-dirty-ape
Sep 6th, 2006
03:20:09 PM
ANOTHER CAR TOPIC !?!??!
by A G
Sep 6th, 2006
03:20:18 PM
Knight Rider would only work as a comedy.
by Orbots Commander
Sep 6th, 2006
03:30:08 PM
Hey...
by Shepard Bauer
Sep 6th, 2006
03:36:20 PM
OR...
by Shepard Bauer
Sep 6th, 2006
03:39:34 PM
Ow.
by beelkay
Sep 6th, 2006
03:40:43 PM
Fake Or Not
by MarkoOhNo
Sep 6th, 2006
03:49:53 PM
Use Hasselhoff in the movie!!!!!!!!
by Orionsangels
Sep 6th, 2006
04:14:21 PM
Actually Star Trek did that, oops
by Orionsangels
Sep 6th, 2006
04:15:48 PM
SMALL WONDER was the worst show ever made
by CarmillaVonDoom
Sep 6th, 2006
04:18:54 PM
DID YOU KNOW THAT......
by connor187
Sep 6th, 2006
04:21:10 PM
Small Wonder Remake!!!
by Orionsangels
Sep 6th, 2006
04:22:06 PM
NEW RULE!
by Orionsangels
Sep 6th, 2006
04:25:13 PM
And James Marsters as KITT.
by SaintDilbert
Sep 6th, 2006
04:26:59 PM
Uberman - what's sad and "assinine" (sic)...
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
04:27:13 PM
Worst show ever?
by SaintDilbert
Sep 6th, 2006
04:29:12 PM
JAGUART is right ... Michael Knight should be black and
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
04:29:33 PM
SaintDilbert - Fuck you. Misfits rocked ...
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
04:30:52 PM
Woohoo! Lamerz
by SaintDilbert
Sep 6th, 2006
04:40:51 PM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Sep 6th, 2006
04:46:40 PM
Glad I could be of service StDilb
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
04:48:01 PM
What Kitt should be!
by jodocus
Sep 6th, 2006
04:51:23 PM
Question?
by jodocus
Sep 6th, 2006
04:52:48 PM
Will Smith!
by jodocus
Sep 6th, 2006
04:53:48 PM
I disagree with those who think...
by Rakafraker
Sep 6th, 2006
04:58:34 PM
Will Smith As Michael Knight
by MarkoOhNo
Sep 6th, 2006
05:01:30 PM
Carmilla and Orions, re: Small Wonder.
by Orbots Commander
Sep 6th, 2006
05:02:21 PM
Small Wonder
by MarkoOhNo
Sep 6th, 2006
05:03:17 PM
To hell with Hasselhoff......
by Jimmy Jazz
Sep 6th, 2006
05:03:36 PM
Remington Steele
by MarkoOhNo
Sep 6th, 2006
05:06:27 PM
Hey...don't HASSLE the HOFF
by Flux_brown
Sep 6th, 2006
05:07:29 PM
Ain't It AutoTrader.com
by BannedOnTheRun
Sep 6th, 2006
05:09:02 PM
worst show ever?
by Flux_brown
Sep 6th, 2006
05:13:56 PM
worst show ever?
by Flux_brown
Sep 6th, 2006
05:14:25 PM
Two of the best shows ever.
by Orbots Commander
Sep 6th, 2006
05:33:34 PM
Amateurs!
by alienindisguise
Sep 6th, 2006
05:34:29 PM
K.A.R.R. v. Optimus
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
05:43:18 PM
StDilbert, another vote for Misfits of Science....
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
05:44:08 PM
SPACE 1999: THE NEXT GENERATION
by redshirt
Sep 6th, 2006
05:44:19 PM
SPACE 1999: THE NEXT GENERATION
by redshirt
Sep 6th, 2006
05:45:52 PM
WHERE THE FRACK IS THE SUPERTRAIN REBOOT/REMAKE, DAMMIT
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
05:48:13 PM
Anyone preoccupied with that Hasselhoff video...
by slone13
Sep 6th, 2006
05:51:33 PM
the perfect Michael Knight would be...
by Mr Brownstone
Sep 6th, 2006
06:06:28 PM
Don't Hassle the Hoff!
by Johnno
Sep 6th, 2006
06:30:49 PM
Wasn't there a Knight Rider 2000?
by bralli
Sep 6th, 2006
06:31:22 PM
Beware the Hoff!
by Yeti
Sep 6th, 2006
06:34:15 PM
A-Team on The CW? I pity this reboot...
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
06:46:05 PM
Car is a good update
by Dazzler69
Sep 6th, 2006
06:47:39 PM
Knight Rider 2000 (1991)
by jegoing74
Sep 6th, 2006
06:47:57 PM
Lamerz, you're a jabbering magpie.
by chickychow
Sep 6th, 2006
07:26:39 PM
Millions of German fans can't be wrong.
by CreasyBear
Sep 6th, 2006
07:32:05 PM
Why build such an advanced car to solve petty crimes?
by Big Bad Clone
Sep 6th, 2006
07:32:16 PM
I would watch
by Quin the Eskimo
Sep 6th, 2006
07:44:05 PM
chickychow - What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
07:55:15 PM
Hulk Hogan should play Michael Knight...
by BatVomit
Sep 6th, 2006
08:02:43 PM
Will Smith as Michael Knight, dir by Michael Bay
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
08:07:55 PM
Oh yeah, and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
08:09:50 PM
I can rewatch that first Hasselhoff video over and over
by CreasyBear
Sep 6th, 2006
08:10:12 PM
Liam Lynch should direct
by Laserbrain
Sep 6th, 2006
08:17:20 PM
hey, "jabbering magpie" beats someone who says
by chickychow
Sep 6th, 2006
08:25:01 PM
MANIMAL!
by reckni
Sep 6th, 2006
08:35:01 PM
That Bobbing Fish Guy in the video...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Sep 6th, 2006
08:36:13 PM
Buck Rogers in the 24th Century, BAYBEE!
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
08:38:00 PM
If Knight Rider was a comedy....
by Dasher
Sep 6th, 2006
08:54:32 PM
Knight Rider: The Movie, directed by Uwe Boll.
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
08:59:56 PM
Hasselhoff played by Will Ferrell?
by CreasyBear
Sep 6th, 2006
09:05:24 PM
Stingray: STAND BY FOR ACTION!
by paulh
Sep 6th, 2006
09:06:34 PM
Dr. quinn Medicine woman
by Flux_brown
Sep 6th, 2006
09:27:53 PM
chickychow - like I said, nice sense of humor, cockwad
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
09:29:42 PM
Oh, and talk about 8 year olds ...
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
09:31:19 PM
paulh... Uwe Boll + Knight Rider = Travesty
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
09:33:24 PM
KARR should make a brief appearance at the end...
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
09:38:19 PM
Don't give me that "cockwad" bushwah!
by chickychow
Sep 6th, 2006
09:54:35 PM
Has someone asked where....
by Datascream
Sep 6th, 2006
10:23:37 PM
shit...3rd post down
by Datascream
Sep 6th, 2006
10:24:40 PM
Totally unrelated but...
by Napolean Solo
Sep 6th, 2006
10:27:05 PM
If Ron Moore Is Involved In This...It Is A Rip-Off!!!
by MetalWater
Sep 6th, 2006
10:40:45 PM
Knight Rider Starring Tom Cruise!!!
by MetalWater
Sep 6th, 2006
10:51:25 PM
K.I.T.T. vs. K.A.R.R.
by AlwaysThere
Sep 6th, 2006
11:00:01 PM
chickychow - ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahah aha
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
11:07:28 PM
chickychow - How about cockknocker then?
by Lamerz
Sep 6th, 2006
11:11:01 PM
How about an A-Team/Knight Rider team-up movie?
by Flim Springfield
Sep 6th, 2006
11:33:40 PM
that song...
by eudofarkencrog
Sep 7th, 2006
03:51:19 AM
ITS A FAKE I have proof
by Captain RawBeard
Sep 7th, 2006
04:40:40 AM
the 80's were fucking dreadful
by Lost Prophet
Sep 7th, 2006
05:12:04 AM
A Knight Rider remake...
by StarBlitzer
Sep 7th, 2006
07:41:10 AM
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE??
by Bishop6
Sep 7th, 2006
09:33:00 AM
Preacher_mg...
by Cold Winter Wind
Sep 7th, 2006
10:18:53 AM
Ahahahahahahaha
by chickychow
Sep 7th, 2006
10:38:59 AM
this movie needs MegaWeapon
by durhay
Sep 7th, 2006
01:31:16 PM
Koeniggsegg's RULE!
by Redrockmullet
Sep 7th, 2006
03:47:09 PM
HOFF ROCKS!
by Evil Chicken
Sep 7th, 2006
04:28:45 PM
KNIGHT RIDER
by Batman_9
Sep 7th, 2006
05:07:43 PM
Just don't cast Ashton Kutcher or Josh Hartnett,
by Doc_Strange
Sep 7th, 2006
06:06:47 PM
Where did they get a Euro Kitt like that?
by Cotton McKnight
Sep 7th, 2006
11:55:25 PM
KITT an American Car
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Sep 8th, 2006
07:35:50 AM
Dude_gimme_whatever is right
by scrumdiddly
Sep 8th, 2006
06:07:11 PM
My eyes are scared for life!!!!!
by blackflower75
Sep 8th, 2006
06:15:48 PM

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