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Latauro From AICN Downunder Has A Different Take On CLOVERFIELD!!



LATAURO REVIEWS CLOVERFIELD

I've managed to avoid almost everything to do with CLOVERFIELD. Once I'd realised it was going to be An Event, I figured the best way to prime myself for it was to know as little as possible. Particularly if it was going to be one of those film that draws you in, and if the initial teaser with the hand-held party cam footage was anything to go by, it was.

But does it live up to itself?

Well, everything to do with the monster itself is brilliant. Utter perfection. What we see, when we see it, for how long, etc, this is all handled to brilliant effect. There really is no way to adequately praise the filmmakers for the genuine terror they evoke with the frustratingly-brief but still horror-inducing moments of creature that they show. It's so effective in its style, that I was honestly checking the cityscape skyline for damage as I drove away from the cinema. Not in a cute "what if?" sort-of-way, but because the film had genuinely convinced a part of my brain that this had happened.

But that part is very small, and that is due to CLOVERFIELD's ultimate failing.

CLOVERFIELD never fully lives up to its own concept. For us to really be sucked in, the documentary style needs to be convincing. We need to really believe this people are genuine and true to life. Giving us twenty minutes of "Dawson's Creek" with overly pretty people doesn't help this. Having them say things that sound written (as opposed to spontaneous) doesn't help this. The fact the characters are all so concerned with whether blank will show up at the party and if blank really likes them back actually makes them a bit annoying. They're all so pretty and rich and whiney that I didn't come to love them the way I think I was supposed to. And I don't think many others will, either.

The other problem is that it doesn't have faith in its own story. Survival is the name of the game. Get out of the city. Get away from the monster. That should be the key concern here. Mounting a rescue mission to get unrequited love out of her apartment building -- no matter how well executed -- turns it into DIE HARD. It's a terrific sequence, but unconvincingly so.

Similarly, the "smaller creatures" that appear are well-handled, but detract from the bigger one. Like they need smaller battles to fight to build to the bigger one at the end.

CLOVERFIELD puts so much effort into looking real, whilst at the same time containing so many contrived elements, it never fully achieves what it sets out to. Convincing your audience that what they're watching is admirable is a terrific starting point, but putting it so many Hollywood cliches simply undermines that. I like a lot of Drew Goddard's stuff, and I'm a big fan of JJ Abrams, but I really wish they'd all put more effort into fulfilling their concept's promise.

It has elements of greatness, but is, ultimately, not a defining moment of cinema... it's just a very good film. Which, though frustrating, will have to do.

Peace out,

Latauro

AICNDownunder@hotmail.com



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by viruswitshoes
Jan 16th, 2008
10:09:18 AM
Peace out!!!!!!!!!
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 16th, 2008
10:12:07 AM
question...
by viruswitshoes
Jan 16th, 2008
10:12:15 AM
Watched it last night
by lonecow
Jan 16th, 2008
10:13:14 AM
The movie's a blast
by slone13
Jan 16th, 2008
10:16:02 AM
SPOILER?
by Budcrud
Jan 16th, 2008
10:19:40 AM
THANKS SLY..... shit wrong talk back AGAIN..!!!
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Jan 16th, 2008
10:22:12 AM
The monster is revealed here *SPOILERS*
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 16th, 2008
10:25:32 AM
so if the actors were ugly...
by thinboyslim.
Jan 16th, 2008
10:26:28 AM
Latauro is full of shit
by messi
Jan 16th, 2008
10:29:04 AM
i think you mean
by FleshMachine
Jan 16th, 2008
10:30:17 AM
Chreeeees Waddle
by Mr Sparks
Jan 16th, 2008
10:30:21 AM
"a terrific sequence but unconvincingly so"?
by FleshMachine
Jan 16th, 2008
10:34:05 AM
Cthulhu
by turketron
Jan 16th, 2008
10:35:20 AM
again:
by FleshMachine
Jan 16th, 2008
10:35:41 AM
"rob, I saw it. It's Godzooky."
by classyfredblassy
Jan 16th, 2008
10:40:48 AM
My wife and I may have seen the Texas UFO...
by JDanielP
Jan 16th, 2008
10:42:07 AM
"overly pretty people" Thank you! Yes!
by Orionsangels
Jan 16th, 2008
10:42:15 AM
CNN.com UFO story in Texas (LINK)
by JDanielP
Jan 16th, 2008
10:43:54 AM
Wild Cards ripoff
by teammember8
Jan 16th, 2008
10:45:47 AM
Anybody else see anything in the sky... that was...
by JDanielP
Jan 16th, 2008
10:46:38 AM
another MOnster sketch
by Ebixby
Jan 16th, 2008
10:47:39 AM
UFO = Aliens that want to see Cloverfield...
by turketron
Jan 16th, 2008
10:47:46 AM
This is the best Clover review on AICN yet
by ArcadianDS
Jan 16th, 2008
10:50:50 AM
For you ArcadianDS
by just pillow talk
Jan 16th, 2008
10:54:26 AM
Hmmm... this sounds about right...
by drwilliamweir
Jan 16th, 2008
11:04:52 AM
Fast Show refs...
by DocPazuzu
Jan 16th, 2008
11:06:39 AM
Scorchio!
by boyblue
Jan 16th, 2008
11:06:54 AM
The Dawson's Creek element actually works for me...
by Cagliostro
Jan 16th, 2008
11:11:44 AM
It's alive! It's Huge (that's badly written dialouge)
by rsdigi
Jan 16th, 2008
11:12:09 AM
So, It's really great, but it sucks?
by irc-Hollywood
Jan 16th, 2008
11:16:20 AM
Thanks man...
by Frankenbastard
Jan 16th, 2008
11:19:07 AM
addendum: quint has posted another very good review
by ArcadianDS
Jan 16th, 2008
11:23:44 AM
@ just pillow talk
by ArcadianDS
Jan 16th, 2008
11:25:14 AM
********** STAR TREK TEASER **********
by PRESIDENT BALTAR
Jan 16th, 2008
11:27:11 AM
DID SOMEBODY SAY LION?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 16th, 2008
11:53:07 AM
Cumpston reviews Cloverfield!
by Kloipy
Jan 16th, 2008
11:54:38 AM
Fuck you 'Cholera's Ghost
by Kloipy
Jan 16th, 2008
11:55:19 AM
I think I captured the Cumpston spirit with that post
by Kloipy
Jan 16th, 2008
11:56:44 AM
Kloipy I think we all know
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 16th, 2008
11:58:14 AM
I think it's a Kathy Bates
by Kloipy
Jan 16th, 2008
12:00:01 PM
"It's a terrific sequence, but unconvincingly so."
by J-Dizzle
Jan 16th, 2008
12:07:34 PM
CONCEPT of MONSTER
by Ebixby
Jan 16th, 2008
12:25:13 PM
Jett that's the teaser.
by messi
Jan 16th, 2008
12:34:51 PM
Ebixby
by midianiswherethemonsterslive
Jan 16th, 2008
12:45:25 PM
so its only "a very good film"
by slappy jones
Jan 16th, 2008
01:06:58 PM
He lost street cred when he said..
by disfigurehead
Jan 16th, 2008
01:21:05 PM
yeah
by ballsxcrew
Jan 16th, 2008
01:22:28 PM
Accurate review
by AlwaysThere
Jan 16th, 2008
01:23:11 PM
the monster designs HAVE been leaked
by nooneimportant
Jan 16th, 2008
03:44:23 PM
Unconvincingly terrific
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jan 16th, 2008
04:06:42 PM
Last I saw, during severe crisis most people just run and scream
by conspiracy
Jan 16th, 2008
04:14:57 PM
NOW THAT IS A REVIEW
by genro
Jan 16th, 2008
04:20:23 PM
1 +1=2
by MRX67
Jan 16th, 2008
04:21:34 PM
Uh Oh, Why Do I Get The Feeling I'll Agree
by LaserPants
Jan 16th, 2008
05:01:18 PM
for once LaserPants I agree
by EvilGeek1
Jan 16th, 2008
05:40:25 PM
who is this "blank" you're talking about?
by dtpena
Jan 16th, 2008
05:41:43 PM
Totally, EvilGeek1
by LaserPants
Jan 16th, 2008
05:43:24 PM
GOOD REVIEW
by stephen brown
Jan 16th, 2008
06:08:32 PM
TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP (of CLOVERFIELD Poop)
by LaserPants
Jan 16th, 2008
07:06:18 PM
Iron Man Indy Film! You Gotta See this!
by Stark Industries
Jan 16th, 2008
07:57:13 PM
This review sounds about right to me
by quadrupletree
Jan 16th, 2008
08:03:02 PM
exactly what i smelled from the trailers...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Jan 16th, 2008
09:32:58 PM
review seems spot on from what I just saw on an MTV preview
by MurderMostFowl
Jan 16th, 2008
09:34:48 PM
this reminds me of "death proof"
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Jan 16th, 2008
09:46:01 PM
Characters
by enderandrew
Jan 16th, 2008
11:53:57 PM
i read it as he couldnt connect as a viewer...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Jan 17th, 2008
12:06:00 AM
Beverly Hills 902 9:11 meets Godzilla Crab Witch
by quantize
Jan 17th, 2008
01:08:17 AM
PS the review is easily the most accurate
by quantize
Jan 17th, 2008
01:10:08 AM
..but its not a great film
by quantize
Jan 17th, 2008
01:11:50 AM
here's my review written 2 minutes after
by messi
Jan 17th, 2008
02:09:37 AM
Just saw it
by Zappary
Jan 17th, 2008
03:03:30 AM
Star Trek Teaser
by Zappary
Jan 17th, 2008
03:05:31 AM
You guys need new friends
by quantize
Jan 17th, 2008
03:20:52 AM
Peas Out
by Mr Sparks
Jan 17th, 2008
03:55:11 AM
Excellent review, not too keen on the yuppie spawn characters ei
by KillaKane
Jan 17th, 2008
04:06:35 AM
quantize
by messi
Jan 17th, 2008
06:43:46 AM
what the fuck do you mean, disfigurehead?
by Executor
Jan 17th, 2008
07:22:10 AM
IT WAS A GIANT LOAD OF....
by theoneofblood
Jan 17th, 2008
08:24:20 AM
Oh yeah and...
by theoneofblood
Jan 17th, 2008
08:29:32 AM
Cloverfield sux
by darrenspool
Jan 17th, 2008
09:39:47 AM
Cloverfield is a great flick!
by rutgersjaffo
Jan 21st, 2008
03:38:15 PM
rutgersjaffo, i agree!
by Redmantle
Jan 22nd, 2008
01:12:24 AM

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