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BrightEyes Exalts Tom Cruise In TROPIC THUNDER, And Likes The Rest Of It, Too!!

Merrick here...


BrightEyes sent this in after a screening of TROPIC THUNDER. I'm really looking forward to seeing this. The film recently received a vote of no confidence from my woman, which means it's probably quite good.

If the reviewer here is correct, I hope this rating remains a "hard R"...


Here's BrightEyes...

The movie starts out with maybe the best pre movie
studio logo footage ever. With GrindHouse we got
Machete to start us off, but in this film we get Ben
Stiller's characters movie trailer for Scorcher 6, a
ridiculous action film. We get Jack Blacks meet the
fats(or something like that) which pretty much mocks
eddie Murphy in his Nutty Professor roles, and best of
all there is Robert Downey Jr's trailer which features
Tobey Maguire. It's called "The Devil's Alley" and is
in the vain of Brokeback Mountain. There was also a
advertisement for a fake drink before the trailers
which was pretty funny as well and sets up a character
and joke for later in the film.

After all the fake trailers are finished we are thrown
into the film within the film. Now before seeing the
film I thought for sure it would be a PG-13 film what
with all the big name actors, but after the first
twenty seconds I was proven wrong. This film is
definitely a hard R rated film and thanks to this I
had a huge smile on my face for most of the film.

The concept is quite simple. A bunch of actors are
making a war movie and accidently really get thrown
into a war. I don't want to go into to much of the
story but will talk about aspects of the film. All the
actors shine in this film maybe with the exception of
Steve Coogan who played the director though it might
be cause his role wasn't funny in the first place.

The thing that surprised me the most about the film
was how outrageous the actors got, and I respect the
hell out of that.

Jack Black is at his absolute wildest. Black plays an
drug addicted actor who carrys Heroine with him in a
jelly beans bag everywhere he goes till a bird
snatches it thus creating the withdraw of his
character which starts off slow but ends more
outrageous then you'd expect from the guy since he's
been playing in a lot of PG-13 films that don't push
his comedic limit.

Robert Downey Jr is at his funniest. He plays an actor
so method that he dyes his skin black to play a black
man. Downey Jr stays in character for almost the whole
film and is the second best and funniest actor in this
movie.

Ben Stiller was very good, not great but it's not a
surprise considering just how funny everyone else was.

Jay Baruchel proves that he has the chops to be in the
big leagues with these guys and has the best line
delivery of the film.

Brandon T. Jackson was also good and reminded me a bit
of Chris Tucker but not as funny.

Matthew McConaughey was great and when he came on
screen all the women in the audience got excited. He
has not been this funny since Dazed and Confused,
though I couldn't help but to think of Owen Wilson who
was originally suppose to play the part, and think
about how funny he would have been in it. The role did
seem like it was written for Wilson but McConaughey
worked great.

Now for the best actor in the film. The man who steals
the film. Tom Cruise! Yes Tom Cruise was brilliant in
this, I won't go into detail because it will be an
awesome surprise but Tom Cruise played a role I never
in a million years thought he would ever play, and I
truly think after this film comes out he will redeem
himself to the public and from all the bad press he
has gotten lately, because I don't see how you could
not like the guy after seeing him really go for it in
this film.

All in all it was a good movie and a funny one. It is
always walking on a thin red line between comedy that
is more realistic and comedy that is huge and over the
top. I would give it a 4 out of 5. It isn't quite as
good as SuperBad or the Forty Year Old Virgin to me
but a lot better then Wedding Crashers or Knocked Up.
I do believe it is the best Ben Stiller/Jack Black
comedy in some time and highly recommend it this
August to anyone who likes to laugh (as cliche as that
sounds it's true.)

-BrightEyes

P.S. TEAM JACK!





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FIRST?!?
by uss cygnus
Mar 21st, 2008
10:00:38 AM
Easilly the best trailer I've seen this year
by Jugdish
Mar 21st, 2008
10:00:48 AM
lost me at
by dutch75
Mar 21st, 2008
10:02:12 AM
SAVING PRIVATE ZOOLANDER
by uss cygnus
Mar 21st, 2008
10:02:26 AM
SPOILER
by briandean79
Mar 21st, 2008
10:04:20 AM
"Not as funny as Chris Tucker"?
by ShadowMaker
Mar 21st, 2008
10:10:10 AM
PLANT!!!!
by snomusic
Mar 21st, 2008
10:10:18 AM
Jugdish obviously only watched one trailer this year
by Spoiler_Man
Mar 21st, 2008
10:12:59 AM
FUCK TOM CRUISE
by SwordBuddha
Mar 21st, 2008
10:14:31 AM
'Heroin'= dangerous drug. 'Heroine'= female hero
by SkinJob69
Mar 21st, 2008
10:15:06 AM
"RESPECT THE COCK!!"
by SkinJob69
Mar 21st, 2008
10:17:57 AM
"he came on the screen.."
by Bill Brasky
Mar 21st, 2008
10:18:40 AM
I usually don't say this but...
by Nerdboy1423
Mar 21st, 2008
10:20:54 AM
Frank T.J. Mackey: Do you think they're your friends?
by SkinJob69
Mar 21st, 2008
10:21:30 AM
PLANTS MUST DIE
by Spoiler_Man
Mar 21st, 2008
10:21:50 AM
BrightEyes is a Talkbacker.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Mar 21st, 2008
10:25:27 AM
When's this coming out anyways?
by Jackie Boy
Mar 21st, 2008
10:26:12 AM
It does seem sort of planty
by Jor-El23
Mar 21st, 2008
10:31:15 AM
*men like you
by Jor-El23
Mar 21st, 2008
10:31:37 AM
Robert PLANT!
by Dwide Shrewd
Mar 21st, 2008
10:37:07 AM
Owen Wilson?
by spaceboy1313
Mar 21st, 2008
10:50:46 AM
SwordBuddha, one reason Tom Cruise is an Asshole??
by CullenisPrime
Mar 21st, 2008
10:51:49 AM
Planty McSpoilPlants...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Mar 21st, 2008
10:52:51 AM
Man, there is not one good film in theaters this weekend
by SkinJob69
Mar 21st, 2008
10:53:27 AM
Will see it for Downey. That looked funny.
by Knobules
Mar 21st, 2008
11:00:51 AM

by ironic_name
Mar 21st, 2008
11:15:13 AM
Tom Cruise ALWAYS really goes for it.
by Anti-fanboy
Mar 21st, 2008
11:20:02 AM
Nutcase scientologist or not
by BrandonGK
Mar 21st, 2008
11:23:04 AM
Plants are funny
by AlwaysThere
Mar 21st, 2008
11:23:31 AM
The trailer didn't work for me. This review does.
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Mar 21st, 2008
11:24:32 AM
Tropical countries are the best place to grow...
by DarthBakpao
Mar 21st, 2008
11:53:50 AM
I don't understand all the hates toward Tom Cruise..
by DarthBakpao
Mar 21st, 2008
11:57:03 AM
CullenisPrime
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 21st, 2008
11:59:16 AM
DarthBakpao
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 21st, 2008
12:00:10 PM
Shit Im anxious to see this now,thanks a lot fuckin Merrick!
by donwillymo
Mar 21st, 2008
12:05:24 PM
excuse me fuckin Brighteyes you fucktart
by donwillymo
Mar 21st, 2008
12:06:08 PM
Downey junior is the real reason to watch this...
by Gabba-UK
Mar 21st, 2008
12:10:51 PM
kwisatzhaderach
by DarthBakpao
Mar 21st, 2008
12:13:19 PM
PLANT!
by johnnykool
Mar 21st, 2008
12:24:44 PM
The Big Reveal
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Mar 21st, 2008
12:42:44 PM
Tom Cruise and all that...
by superduper3000
Mar 21st, 2008
01:19:09 PM
Tom Cruise...
by orryn
Mar 21st, 2008
01:22:32 PM
So long The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
by Series7
Mar 21st, 2008
01:26:54 PM
sounds good
by nobletoast13
Mar 21st, 2008
01:42:13 PM
Tom Cruise
by skimn
Mar 21st, 2008
02:07:43 PM
Yeah....
by MJAYACE
Mar 21st, 2008
02:10:51 PM
TOM CRUISE
by Darth_Kaos
Mar 21st, 2008
02:11:56 PM
Was that even a review?
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 21st, 2008
02:19:31 PM
And I like Ben Stiller better when he's playing
by skimn
Mar 21st, 2008
02:38:57 PM
Whatever happened to Hardy Men?
by skimn
Mar 21st, 2008
02:40:26 PM
wow it sounds BUGNUTS
by _SnakePlissken_
Mar 21st, 2008
02:52:10 PM
Why yes could I get another clay pot for this...
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 21st, 2008
03:02:42 PM
DOES HE JUMP ON A COUCH!!!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 21st, 2008
03:08:20 PM
hey guess what Skywalker
by BrightEyes
Mar 21st, 2008
03:10:28 PM
Bright Eyes shut the fuck up
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 21st, 2008
03:15:40 PM
Also, this movie looks like crap
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 21st, 2008
03:17:07 PM
Wedding Crashers
by Mattyboy122
Mar 21st, 2008
03:41:52 PM
Tom Cruise's role has been...
by idahomer
Mar 21st, 2008
03:45:01 PM
Sky
by BrightEyes
Mar 21st, 2008
03:47:49 PM
Owen Wilson
by BrightEyes
Mar 21st, 2008
03:53:01 PM
Hey, tear me apart all you want.
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 21st, 2008
03:53:50 PM
Tropic Thunder
by skimn
Mar 21st, 2008
03:53:56 PM
Cruise done this to get close to Stiller....
by wowsah156
Mar 21st, 2008
03:58:14 PM
Tom Cruise is a great actor and producer.....
by travis-dane
Mar 21st, 2008
04:21:58 PM
kwisatzhaderach, hmmmmmm?
by CullenisPrime
Mar 21st, 2008
05:23:48 PM
First
by First.
Mar 21st, 2008
05:56:21 PM
PEOPLE LOVE CRUISE
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 21st, 2008
06:01:48 PM
second best trailer this year!
by waites
Mar 21st, 2008
07:43:57 PM
Cruise is a good actor - sometimes great
by SpencerTrilby
Mar 21st, 2008
08:05:14 PM
Tom Cruise - what a
by snomusic
Mar 21st, 2008
09:27:45 PM
Cruise as Stiller's Stunt Double?
by doodler
Mar 21st, 2008
09:42:00 PM
snomusic has a point.
by The Red
Mar 21st, 2008
11:32:32 PM
Let's just say
by BrightEyes
Mar 21st, 2008
11:54:04 PM
the spoiler box is nullified...
by BadMrWonka
Mar 22nd, 2008
12:05:31 AM
snomusic you fucking cunt
by suit and tie
Mar 22nd, 2008
02:06:00 AM
GLOVEDONE'S GONE MAINSTREAM?
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
02:10:37 AM
I FEEL A LITTLE SAD FOR TOM CRUISE
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
02:18:00 AM
suit and tie
by snomusic
Mar 22nd, 2008
03:21:12 AM
suit and tie (part II)
by snomusic
Mar 22nd, 2008
03:34:33 AM
Before he tries to get on me about it
by snomusic
Mar 22nd, 2008
03:44:12 AM
Nobody does 'angry' like Cruise
by BenBraddock
Mar 22nd, 2008
05:43:18 AM
He lost me at "Not as funny as Chris Rock"
by Kragmose
Mar 22nd, 2008
06:42:48 AM
Yeah, leave poor Cruise alone man, he's just like you and me
by alucardvsdracula
Mar 22nd, 2008
08:11:18 AM
Who cares about his ethics, so long as he makes good movies
by alucardvsdracula
Mar 22nd, 2008
08:18:45 AM
are you guys movie buffs or tabloid gossipers???
by cloudrider`
Mar 22nd, 2008
08:32:40 AM
Cloudrider is right.
by alucardvsdracula
Mar 22nd, 2008
08:38:31 AM
again with jacko
by cloudrider`
Mar 22nd, 2008
08:40:09 AM
all religions are just as stupid
by cloudrider`
Mar 22nd, 2008
08:52:41 AM
no less retarded, i meant.
by cloudrider`
Mar 22nd, 2008
08:54:52 AM
IS TOM BETTER OR WORSE THAN PAT ROBERTSON?
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:01:05 AM
Yeah,Scientology is so dangerous......
by travis-dane
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:09:31 AM
TOM'S NEVER CALLED FOR ASSASSINATION OF A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:10:24 AM
ELECTED LEADER
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:10:46 AM
TOM WASN'T BUSINESS PARTNERS WITH AN AFRICAN DICTATOR
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:12:07 AM
BSB,who's PAT ROBERTSON?
by travis-dane
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:23:04 AM
TRAVIS-DANE
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:35:34 AM
Cloudrider
by alucardvsdracula
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:46:00 AM
Thanks BSB.....
by travis-dane
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:47:04 AM
must be a christian i offended
by cloudrider`
Mar 22nd, 2008
10:02:47 AM
i should correct this though:
by cloudrider`
Mar 22nd, 2008
10:04:53 AM
Glad the Cruise hate has died off more or less....
by DanielKurland
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:09:51 AM
Alucardvsdracula
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:30:49 AM
Although I agree about Michael Jackson
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:39:00 AM
All I want for Easter is a shout out from Tom Cruise!!
by thebearovingian
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:50:41 AM
Travis Dane
by snomusic
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:56:06 AM
Tom Cruise is a homo
by wanton_wallie
Mar 22nd, 2008
12:08:23 PM
ok, maybe a closet homo
by wanton_wallie
Mar 22nd, 2008
12:08:52 PM
SNOMUSIC CUNT
by suit and tie
Mar 22nd, 2008
01:06:54 PM
Lame ass PLANT.
by Odeonandthekid
Mar 22nd, 2008
01:21:14 PM
Does anyone suspect suit and tie
by snomusic
Mar 22nd, 2008
02:37:27 PM
SNOCUNT
by suit and tie
Mar 22nd, 2008
03:01:50 PM
suit
by snomusic
Mar 22nd, 2008
04:29:14 PM
someone needs a hug
by they call it the dip
Mar 22nd, 2008
05:03:48 PM
now where's THAT movie
by they call it the dip
Mar 22nd, 2008
05:13:07 PM
Agree, gotham- he's doing the same thing on the lost board
by SkinJob69
Mar 22nd, 2008
06:15:30 PM
But...
by Prior Walter
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:19:21 PM
The Church of Scientology is a criminal organisation
by polyh3dron
Mar 22nd, 2008
09:21:30 PM
suit and tie
by cloudrider`
Mar 22nd, 2008
10:15:34 PM
No shout out?
by thebearovingian
Mar 22nd, 2008
10:58:21 PM
I will see this ONLY if Cruise plays Xenu...
by br1947
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:26:33 PM
also Danny McBride
by BrightEyes
Mar 22nd, 2008
11:52:30 PM
Doc, that makes it all clear to me now...
by snomusic
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:03:25 AM
No one cares about Tom Cruise's religion,
by Reno
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:08:54 AM
Tom Cruise rules
by JoeSixPack
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:29:47 AM
Joe-
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:46:42 AM
Anyone
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:51:37 AM
AAAHHH...
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:55:04 AM
I don't hate Cruise
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:55:55 AM
Also, Bright Eyes, not to be mean,
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
01:58:06 AM
Dudes,
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:04:53 AM
Scientology is just one of the 'camps' an actor can join
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:06:19 AM
uh, really?
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:08:54 AM
samsquanch
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:09:10 AM
there are alot
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:16:44 AM
All
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:20:16 AM
sam
by BrightEyes
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:22:07 AM
True,
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:31:06 AM
On Religion
by TerryMalloy
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:35:28 AM
I started reading this talkback agnostic
by Mundungus
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:36:53 AM
As far as scientologoy
by TerryMalloy
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:36:54 AM
CORRECTION
by TerryMalloy
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:40:00 AM
People in power
by TerryMalloy
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:42:54 AM
Mundungus
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:48:42 AM
Oh yeah, Jor-El23
by snomusic
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:50:44 AM
I read books...
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:51:50 AM
1 more thing
by Stevie Grant
Mar 23rd, 2008
03:17:02 AM
Fucking Plants!!!! Nigga, please....
by Han Cholo
Mar 23rd, 2008
03:31:46 AM
SNOCUNT MERRY ZOMBIE DAY FUCKO
by suit and tie
Mar 23rd, 2008
04:35:21 AM
Actually, it's fairly easy not to like Tom Cruise
by Stuntcock Mike
Mar 23rd, 2008
08:02:34 AM
Consider this suit
by snomusic
Mar 23rd, 2008
09:29:28 AM
I saw the trailer for this before Drillbit Taylor
by Detective_Fingerling
Mar 23rd, 2008
11:51:31 AM
What's wrong with "80's comedies"?
by SkinJob69
Mar 23rd, 2008
12:10:36 PM
Obviously a PLANT
by Nabster
Mar 23rd, 2008
12:20:43 PM
Hey Terry, if all you know about Scientology
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
12:33:43 PM
I wish I was a plant
by BrightEyes
Mar 23rd, 2008
12:44:00 PM
And, Terry, your "On Religion" post
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
12:53:04 PM
Happy Easter, suit and tie!
by SkinJob69
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:07:51 PM
Tom Cruise
by docholiday
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:30:44 PM
SNOMUSIC SAVE YOUR VOODOO FOR OTHER DUMMIES
by suit and tie
Mar 23rd, 2008
02:31:03 PM
who let the crazies out?
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
03:18:45 PM
Docholiday, I just realized, you're a Scientologist!
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
04:00:07 PM
Interesting
by snomusic
Mar 23rd, 2008
05:39:49 PM
Tropic Thunder!!!!!
by callofduty
Mar 23rd, 2008
05:58:04 PM
Samsquanch -- grow up
by docholiday
Mar 23rd, 2008
06:52:08 PM
Whoo-Hoo! Subject change!
by snomusic
Mar 23rd, 2008
09:16:26 PM
And docholiday
by snomusic
Mar 23rd, 2008
09:20:40 PM
It's ok, Docholiday, just admit you're a Scientologist
by samsquanch
Mar 23rd, 2008
11:42:18 PM
suit and tie
by Stevie Grant
Mar 24th, 2008
01:30:21 AM
SNOCUNT
by suit and tie
Mar 24th, 2008
02:44:29 AM
So that's it
by snomusic
Mar 24th, 2008
03:01:17 AM
Why is it everytime someone has a review
by Reel American Hero
Mar 24th, 2008
11:50:25 AM
suit and tie...
by C00L DUD3
Mar 24th, 2008
01:54:33 PM
cloud rider - buddhism?!?!?!? really?
by 300 monkeys
Mar 24th, 2008
02:49:07 PM
THANKS Brighteyes
by slamdunk
Mar 24th, 2008
09:35:55 PM
I really don't believe it will disappoint
by BrightEyes
Mar 25th, 2008
01:22:00 AM

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