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Harry's Review of the Theatrical Broadcast of This Week's Episode of X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE...

Why take a television show from TV to a Theatrical Environment - if you're just going to tell a story that could have easily fit within the confines of at Television Budgeted Universe?

Did I enjoy the film? Yes, but is it worth putting in a theater? Not really. I'm not sure where the problem lies... is it Chris Carter just holding back and being stuck in the serialized reality of his Television Existence - or is it the numb-nutted executives at Fox forcing Chris to make a film within a narrow confine?

I don't know.

The film's budget was a scant $30 million - Which is many times the budget of an episode of THE X-FILES television series. I'm sure inflated budgets to all key personnel devours large chunks - followed by the more expensive post process - but seriously - it this all that they could come up with?

I know - I said I liked it. I did. It's hard not to like an X-FILES episode about a group of Russian Scientists that are taking up the better work of Dr Herbert West - not Dr Frankenstein.

Now I'm not asking for a giant ALIEN bonanza - in fact - I'd prefer it if we never ever saw an Alien again in an X-FILES movie. Instead, how about just a balls out supernatural film. Something like CURSE OF THE DEMON with Mulder & Scully - but when the Demon shows - he's holy fuck awesome. How about something on a taller order than just exchanging an arm here and a leg here. Something that gets the ol nightmare factory going in the noggin.

I've been talking about what the film could have been, what I expect or desire from the X-FILES films. How about I talk about what it was?

The film was an ok episode. I feel they spent a bit too much going back and forth with Mulder and Scully's personal life - and frankly - I had very little interest in the sub-plot of the dying kid that Scully was treating. I also don't like Mulder & Scully being outside of the FBI. I understand that the 'conspiracy' needed to get them out of the FBI, but if they have to be outside the FBI - and they have to be "Consulting Detectives" - then set them up as a modern day Sherlock Mulder & Dr Scully. Specializing in unsolved and unexplained cases. But I would prefer that they not be in "retirement" - the bitching about the "darkness" and harping on the "Searching for your sister" stuff and Scully's "Me or Investigation" bit all just makes Dana unlikable. I get that she doesn't want this life anymore, but they're fated to it - I find it hard to believe that anyone that has seen the things these two have seen - that have been through what they've been through together... that they wouldn't be glued to one another.

I know there seems to be a lot of gripping for a movie I liked, but that's exactly the problem. I liked it. I don't want to "like" an X-FILES movie, I want to LOVE it. I want to come out of it scared of the shadows, freaked out by the night sky, jumpy at every creak and slightly traumatized by it all. I want to be filled with an urgent excitement to share my theories with my fellow crackpot X-philes.

I'm a huge X-FILES fan. I have every episode made on DVD. I have attended 2 X-FILES conventions, on my own dime. As a result, I honestly feel I couldn't not at least LIKE an X-FILES movie. It's so nice to see Fox and Dana on that screen. Fox's dry wit. Scully's concern. It's just so nice to see them doing anything. You know - it's kinda like the ALIEN VS PREDATOR movies. I love the Alien creature and I love the Predator. I love seeing the creatures on screen together, but the films that have surrounded them are so much less than what these characters I love deserve.

Maybe what really needs to happen is to have Chris serve as a producer and bring in a great director. Someone like a Jonathan Demme to make it all come to life. Put the characters in a situation and the actors in an environment that would challenge them. While at the same time creating a cinematic world that isn't like what we've seen on the TV.

Probably the best thing about the film, and possibly the worst is it makes you want to go back and watch your favorite episodes. The shame of that is, the best X-FILES episodes are so much better than either of the Feature films. And that's a damn shame.

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Poop
by slowgraffiti
Jul 27th, 2008
01:48:12 AM

by slowgraffiti
Jul 27th, 2008
01:48:37 AM
I agree Harry
by deanbarry
Jul 27th, 2008
01:55:49 AM
wow...sometime i'm illiterate.
by deanbarry
Jul 27th, 2008
01:57:54 AM
Damn you George Lucas!
by CellarDweller
Jul 27th, 2008
02:00:42 AM
Fight the Future
by hank henshaw
Jul 27th, 2008
02:03:03 AM
Chris Carter is the problem
by Horace Cox
Jul 27th, 2008
02:03:19 AM
That Movie SUCKED
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jul 27th, 2008
02:04:58 AM
I read that Anderson and Duchovny
by hank henshaw
Jul 27th, 2008
02:05:24 AM
my thoughts exactly....
by BatPsycho
Jul 27th, 2008
02:06:53 AM
Agreed!
by thepentaveret
Jul 27th, 2008
02:13:13 AM
Good suggestion
by Ghostwood
Jul 27th, 2008
02:14:48 AM
how did they get back from Antartictica?
by Rupee88
Jul 27th, 2008
02:15:11 AM
God Damnit
by Wrecks
Jul 27th, 2008
02:19:22 AM
this movie
by red_weed
Jul 27th, 2008
02:21:22 AM
Based off of Friday's box office numbers...
by xsi kal
Jul 27th, 2008
02:29:50 AM
meh. I'll rewatch the best X-Files episodes then.
by G100
Jul 27th, 2008
02:31:09 AM
xsi kal, it's far from a franchise dead in the water.
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
02:35:37 AM
But to be honest, I hope this is the end.
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
02:42:00 AM
Did Carter really think that Google Search scene was necessary?
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
02:48:55 AM
HK
by The InSneider
Jul 27th, 2008
02:51:01 AM
Anyone else notice the Silent Hill-like music...
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
02:53:28 AM
do we finally get to see scully's boobs?
by bacci40
Jul 27th, 2008
02:56:43 AM
Another nice touch, but also a disappointment...
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
02:58:22 AM
bacci40
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
03:00:12 AM
heres what im hoping after seeing the movie..
by soup74
Jul 27th, 2008
03:05:47 AM
Facebook Files
by Kirbymanly
Jul 27th, 2008
03:09:23 AM
Where's Gibson Praise gosh darn it?
by lord_zedd
Jul 27th, 2008
03:14:02 AM
Also, for those that haven't checked out SUPERNATURAL ...
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
03:15:08 AM
Re: "Death" of Baby William
by lord_zedd
Jul 27th, 2008
03:20:05 AM
umm...Demme?
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jul 27th, 2008
03:35:00 AM
Sherm's right about SUPERNATURAL
by palimpsest
Jul 27th, 2008
04:04:44 AM
Forget Director. You need a better script.
by V'Shael
Jul 27th, 2008
04:06:25 AM
Demme's not the choice for this...
by palimpsest
Jul 27th, 2008
04:08:25 AM
this was a terrible movie
by thedude2010
Jul 27th, 2008
04:29:01 AM
According to Alexandra du pont....
by emeraldboy
Jul 27th, 2008
04:40:28 AM
FUCKING HELL.
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
04:53:48 AM
The best thing about this film might just be...
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
05:02:46 AM
So...Harry, you like it...
by depalma25
Jul 27th, 2008
05:03:14 AM
I liked it too. It's a piece of fucking shit.
by therealkumar
Jul 27th, 2008
05:07:07 AM
just in case this goes down before harry gets or chooses to post
by bacci40
Jul 27th, 2008
05:07:53 AM
Weak movie
by optimus122
Jul 27th, 2008
05:13:48 AM
ignore the above post
by bacci40
Jul 27th, 2008
05:14:52 AM
Seriously doubt it depalma.
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
05:30:15 AM
another try
by bacci40
Jul 27th, 2008
05:35:57 AM
Speaking of The Spirit, bacci...
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
05:39:52 AM
Shermdawg...at the con?
by bacci40
Jul 27th, 2008
05:49:50 AM
No, at your local theater...
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
05:53:46 AM
oh that...ya
by bacci40
Jul 27th, 2008
05:55:53 AM
Maybe the well has run dry?
by pax256
Jul 27th, 2008
05:57:27 AM
X-FILES SUCKS
by boogy110
Jul 27th, 2008
06:17:08 AM
Y'know, it's kinda weird Fox didn't pony up a bit more.
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
06:28:22 AM
XFiles: Silence of the Fargo.
by palewook
Jul 27th, 2008
06:30:36 AM
Speaking of Fargo...
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
06:34:13 AM
I didn't watch the show religiously....
by BangoSkank
Jul 27th, 2008
06:37:36 AM
Shermdawg...
by BangoSkank
Jul 27th, 2008
06:41:06 AM
I'd at least track down the J.D.Morgan episodes.
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
06:53:04 AM
harry, what about billy connolly's performance?
by couP
Jul 27th, 2008
07:38:41 AM
The best Carter could come up with...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jul 27th, 2008
08:02:26 AM
Yeah, I was dissapointed too *SPOILER*
by Judge Briggs
Jul 27th, 2008
08:17:37 AM
You're wrong about the salaries
by barken62
Jul 27th, 2008
08:27:46 AM
Excellent review, Harry
by Trazadone
Jul 27th, 2008
08:34:28 AM
Harold...
by BGDAWES
Jul 27th, 2008
08:39:04 AM
But that was the point
by Exasperated
Jul 27th, 2008
08:44:04 AM
What happened after the credits?
by WatertownSurfer
Jul 27th, 2008
08:48:09 AM
Yes Watertown SPOILERS
by BrandonGK
Jul 27th, 2008
08:53:23 AM
SAM RAIMI ANNOUNCES EVIL DEAD 4 AT CC
by runfoodrun
Jul 27th, 2008
09:02:30 AM
Star Wars Clone Wars is another theatrical premiere of a tv show
by knowthyself
Jul 27th, 2008
09:14:57 AM
Did somebody call me?
by Herb West
Jul 27th, 2008
09:16:39 AM
A Del Torro X Files movie please
by Obscura
Jul 27th, 2008
09:33:12 AM
Somebody up above got it RIGHT.
by CurtKobain
Jul 27th, 2008
09:50:15 AM
Actually the second alien vs Predator film was not bad
by fiester
Jul 27th, 2008
10:20:44 AM
SHERMDAWG TOOK A SHOT AT SMALLVILLE!??!
by SkidMarkedUndies
Jul 27th, 2008
10:21:12 AM
I should want to see this
by INWOsuxRED
Jul 27th, 2008
10:29:22 AM
What's with all the GRIPING, my little bastards?
by YouAreAllMyBastardChildren
Jul 27th, 2008
10:46:23 AM
Harry, did you like this like you liked The Happening?
by thebearovingian
Jul 27th, 2008
10:53:57 AM
Only 4 million its opening weekend. Ouch.
by fiester
Jul 27th, 2008
11:04:41 AM
I liked it
by Geekgasm
Jul 27th, 2008
11:09:41 AM
could m night do an x-files film?
by orange cinema
Jul 27th, 2008
11:09:48 AM
So frustrating
by Kung Fu Hustler
Jul 27th, 2008
11:36:03 AM
Jesus Christ, The Dark Knight has made 314 million
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jul 27th, 2008
11:41:18 AM
NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
by Geekgasm
Jul 27th, 2008
11:47:05 AM
Sorry yank
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jul 27th, 2008
11:48:17 AM
heh heh
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jul 27th, 2008
11:48:54 AM
Give The X-Files a little respect people
by CeltMonkey
Jul 27th, 2008
11:51:37 AM
x files r.i.p.
by earlfist
Jul 27th, 2008
11:51:57 AM
x files r.i.p.
by earlfist
Jul 27th, 2008
11:55:33 AM
fiester: hellboy 2
by palewook
Jul 27th, 2008
11:57:26 AM
I agree about Carter
by RedHHades
Jul 27th, 2008
11:59:20 AM
$30 million?
by Knuckleduster
Jul 27th, 2008
12:07:45 PM
they managed to make Hellboy 2 more boring than 1
by BMacSmith
Jul 27th, 2008
12:12:34 PM
The movie was lame
by SwedishChef
Jul 27th, 2008
12:19:06 PM
fight the future
by SwedishChef
Jul 27th, 2008
12:23:51 PM
phoenixmagi2
by Geekgasm
Jul 27th, 2008
12:29:42 PM
script would have been better
by palewook
Jul 27th, 2008
12:35:47 PM
and thus it comes to pass...
by maxwell's hammer
Jul 27th, 2008
12:45:39 PM
Saw it, It's Bad - what a waste
by Spacesheik
Jul 27th, 2008
12:57:20 PM
Spacesheik...
by maxwell's hammer
Jul 27th, 2008
01:04:50 PM
x-file fans who liked the movie..
by soup74
Jul 27th, 2008
01:12:06 PM
I thought it was a good movie...
by Darth Mulder
Jul 27th, 2008
01:19:54 PM
Step Brothers opened at $30 million this weekend
by CeltMonkey
Jul 27th, 2008
01:26:27 PM
XF only made 10, 200,000 this weekend.
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 27th, 2008
01:45:09 PM
The FBI wasn't after Mulder and Scully
by hank henshaw
Jul 27th, 2008
01:47:14 PM
It's Over for XF after ONE weekend? Please.
by amrcanpoet
Jul 27th, 2008
01:56:50 PM
soup74...
by maxwell's hammer
Jul 27th, 2008
01:57:52 PM
i lose at least 15 points of credit...
by maxwell's hammer
Jul 27th, 2008
02:00:07 PM
"Now I'm not asking for a giant ALIEN bonanza"
by CrazyGnome
Jul 27th, 2008
02:06:45 PM
Gave More Thought...This Tanking is a good thing...
by amrcanpoet
Jul 27th, 2008
02:08:13 PM
I agree with Harry...
by GaiustheBrave
Jul 27th, 2008
02:10:40 PM
"Word gets out that the new XF movie is better than the last two
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 27th, 2008
02:11:20 PM
Word from who?
by amrcanpoet
Jul 27th, 2008
02:13:08 PM
do you think David & Gillian will do a 3rd movie?
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 27th, 2008
02:15:12 PM
Ummm...Californication?
by amrcanpoet
Jul 27th, 2008
02:17:29 PM
never seen californication
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 27th, 2008
02:20:26 PM
Pretty much dead in the water.
by MorbidObesity
Jul 27th, 2008
02:20:44 PM
i wonder what # XF-2:I.W.T.B. will be next weekend?
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 27th, 2008
02:24:14 PM
It's kindof sad that you compare this film to AVP..
by beefywhore
Jul 27th, 2008
02:29:19 PM
Gillian Anderson...
by emeraldboy
Jul 27th, 2008
02:34:11 PM
I have this theory ("Trek" fans come along with me)...
by the maven
Jul 27th, 2008
02:36:04 PM
This movie needed to KILL
by malificus
Jul 27th, 2008
02:40:13 PM
"that's a damn shame.. a damn shame"
by Aeghast
Jul 27th, 2008
02:40:14 PM
A third film???
by Bruce Russell
Jul 27th, 2008
02:44:57 PM
Gillain Andersons personal life more exciting that XF-2: I.W.T.B
by Boomers_Lips
Jul 27th, 2008
02:46:26 PM
Looks as if it was shot on a cheap VHS camera
by jah_kingdom
Jul 27th, 2008
03:01:57 PM
It seems like the only people who saw this film
by GQtaste
Jul 27th, 2008
03:15:16 PM
I don't understand not liking this film...
by Subtlety
Jul 27th, 2008
03:56:14 PM
Remarkable review, Harry
by 9000rpm
Jul 27th, 2008
04:09:44 PM
Final Nail in The X Files Coffin.
by BrandonGK
Jul 27th, 2008
04:42:14 PM
Should have been a 2 hour TVM
by performingmonkey
Jul 27th, 2008
04:50:39 PM
One question.
by L.H.Puttgrass
Jul 27th, 2008
05:25:53 PM
IMdb is the source for that info.
by L.H.Puttgrass
Jul 27th, 2008
05:29:18 PM
X-Files TV
by Killaarmy
Jul 27th, 2008
05:56:06 PM
Was the closure I was robbed of on the series finale
by dexter cornell
Jul 27th, 2008
05:58:18 PM
I liked it.
by Prior Walter
Jul 27th, 2008
06:10:50 PM
The truth is in my pants.
by Bruce Russell
Jul 27th, 2008
07:02:00 PM
HaHAHAha Geraldo still has no idea what he's talkin' 'bout!
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
07:10:23 PM
x files
by peter3656
Jul 27th, 2008
07:17:35 PM
I did my part to make sure we get the 2012 end of the world
by Dogmatic
Jul 27th, 2008
07:19:14 PM

by peter3656
Jul 27th, 2008
07:46:36 PM
I keep saying this, but...
by Chief Joseph
Jul 27th, 2008
08:00:48 PM
an honest sounding review - Indy was poop & a half
by tricky dick
Jul 27th, 2008
08:05:28 PM
GUYS, GUYS, THERE'S ALWAYS TV MOVIES!!!
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
08:16:14 PM
AND MINI-SERIES!!!
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
08:17:25 PM
AND CARTOONS!!!
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
08:17:41 PM
AND VARIETY SHOWS!!!
by Shermdawg
Jul 27th, 2008
08:18:37 PM
Bring On the 2012 Invasion!
by Evil Chicken
Jul 27th, 2008
08:20:39 PM
dexter cornell
by Geekgasm
Jul 27th, 2008
09:33:30 PM
Geek...
by dexter cornell
Jul 27th, 2008
09:52:43 PM
My Review of TXF:IWTB
by MayBTheresHope
Jul 27th, 2008
09:56:27 PM

by huggerorange
Jul 27th, 2008
10:23:11 PM
Yeah saw this coming a mile away
by Series7
Jul 27th, 2008
10:24:49 PM
Sad
by Messyjoe
Jul 27th, 2008
10:32:49 PM
this one proves the model then . . .
by aboriginal
Jul 27th, 2008
11:59:31 PM
I got closure
by elle kabong
Jul 28th, 2008
01:00:36 AM
Dogmatic I dont go to the movies to watch an extended TV episod
by Elorna
Jul 28th, 2008
01:04:04 AM
I LIKED IT
by captainalphabet
Jul 28th, 2008
01:41:13 AM
Who can describe the extra scene after the credits?
by warp11
Jul 28th, 2008
01:47:35 AM
POST CREDIT SCENE DESCRIBED IN THIS POST
by Shermdawg
Jul 28th, 2008
03:57:14 AM
The movie was weak but the characters were strong.
by knowthyself
Jul 28th, 2008
07:35:56 AM
movie sounds like a yawnfest...
by turketron
Jul 28th, 2008
08:12:12 AM
Give the franchise to RICK BERMAN!!!
by Bob Cryptonight
Jul 28th, 2008
10:13:43 AM
Laughwhile
by skimn
Jul 28th, 2008
10:37:59 AM
Saw it this Weekend -- Pretty Solid 2 Hour Episode
by DKT
Jul 28th, 2008
10:45:37 AM
And Anderson has a new baby on the way
by skimn
Jul 28th, 2008
10:50:12 AM
Story ideas...
by fanboy71
Jul 28th, 2008
11:26:26 AM
Hey gus! Let's put X to the Z, X-zibit
by kungfuhustler84
Jul 28th, 2008
11:40:47 AM
Not Carter, not Morgan & Wong.
by hank henshaw
Jul 28th, 2008
12:34:42 PM
laughwhileyoucanmonkeyboy
by MattmanReturns
Jul 28th, 2008
02:03:44 PM
X-Files = Boring
by Second Try
Jul 28th, 2008
03:03:19 PM
Carter = TOOL
by SeymourClearly
Jul 28th, 2008
03:08:57 PM
Wow
by Bob Dobbs
Jul 28th, 2008
03:14:00 PM
I Believe in The X-Files
by Agent Addek
Jul 28th, 2008
03:55:46 PM
Agent Addek Some of us wanted to see the X-Files and not a freak
by Elorna
Jul 28th, 2008
11:26:18 PM
Agent Johnson, Good Call
by DKT
Jul 28th, 2008
11:42:50 PM
why this xf movie must be viewed 3 times
by mrs_thetruthisoutthere
Jul 29th, 2008
12:45:10 AM
mrs_thetruthisoutthere, theres no way in hell I'm going watch th
by Elorna
Jul 29th, 2008
01:58:45 AM
I'm having a really hard time telling the difference...
by Shermdawg
Jul 29th, 2008
03:52:16 AM
"Must see it three times"
by skimn
Jul 29th, 2008
07:53:30 AM
"How much is Fox payin' y'all?"
by spandella
Jul 29th, 2008
09:14:17 AM
I'm actually an X-Phile myself.
by Shermdawg
Jul 29th, 2008
11:50:59 AM
Plants
by Geekgasm
Jul 29th, 2008
03:04:49 PM
Yall think this is a plant but I want to believe not
by whiteshark
Jul 29th, 2008
05:45:29 PM
The Biggest Flaw was FOX
by amrcanpoet
Jul 29th, 2008
08:03:09 PM
the review
by peter3656
Jul 29th, 2008
08:15:24 PM
Morgan and Wong
by The Gipper
Jul 29th, 2008
11:17:55 PM
I really wasn't expecting much
by Rufferto
Jul 30th, 2008
02:49:31 AM
GREAT FILM - X MARKS THE SPOT
by Seacor
Jul 30th, 2008
03:07:57 PM
Seacor
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 31st, 2008
05:47:29 AM
An X-files Quilt......silver relationship thread
by rosest
Jul 31st, 2008
09:05:31 AM
good story
by stepmasta
Jul 31st, 2008
12:23:14 PM
Hey Fanboys....READ THIS
by Elorna
Jul 31st, 2008
01:20:14 PM
see the movie!!!
by arcadia0307
Aug 1st, 2008
01:20:00 AM
I'm not a hard-core fan of the show
by MR. MURDOCH
Aug 2nd, 2008
01:37:57 AM
CHRIS CARTER RAPED MY NINETIES!!!
by spud mcspud
Aug 3rd, 2008
10:25:17 AM
Rufferto
by spud mcspud
Aug 3rd, 2008
10:39:59 AM
Re my previous post
by spud mcspud
Aug 3rd, 2008
10:42:09 AM
Just saw it and liked it
by INWOsuxRED
Aug 3rd, 2008
07:34:46 PM
Spud. Yeah absolutely.
by Rufferto
Aug 4th, 2008
01:36:58 PM
Don't blame Carter
by Geekgasm
Aug 4th, 2008
08:25:57 PM
holy plants batman!!
by FleshMachine
Aug 12th, 2008
04:04:24 PM
I liked it
by INWOsuxRED
Aug 13th, 2008
01:25:28 AM
Saw it last night..I liked it!!
by FleshMachine
Aug 13th, 2008
01:00:18 PM
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose...
by Coulrophobia
Aug 15th, 2008
12:21:16 AM
look, lets face it - Fox are utter shit
by misnomer
Aug 25th, 2008
02:52:47 PM
Hardcore X-Phile
by QuandraX
Aug 29th, 2008
02:56:39 PM
Billy Connolly
by Belasco_House
Aug 30th, 2008
06:27:49 PM

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