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We've Got Good News And Bad News Regarding JENNIFER'S BODY...

Beaks here...

The good news is that Diablo Cody's horror/comedy follow-up to JUNO is, according to the below write-up, quite enjoyable. The bad, bordering-on-catastrophic news is in the reviewer's summary. I'll let you discover it for yourself.

The screenplay for JENNIFER'S BODY engendered mixed reactions when it made the rounds last year, but I thought it was a mostly clever blend of HEATHERS and BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. For those of you who can't get with Ms. Cody's stylized patois, I doubt this will be the script that brings you 'round on her work; that said, the rampant gore and giddy deployment of horror conventions may keep some of "the haters" from hatin' so fiercely. The participation of Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox should also help distract from the Cody-ness of the piece.

Let's see what our bravely anonymous contributor thought...

Hey harry long time fan first time reporting to you guys..

well last night I went to a screening exchange advanced screening of Jennifer's Body (the new Diablo Cody written Megan Fox staring Horror/Dark Comedy) And although there were Non Disclosure Agreements Signed Mine well lets just say didn't get all the T's crossed and I's dotted but still please don't use my screen name if you post anything I'm sending you.

SPOILER (story)
So you have 2 miss-matched friends (1 hot popular (Jennifer) and 1 not so hot dork (named Needy)) (both girls) living in a small town "Devils Kettle" they go to a concert at their local hick bar where the hot one is destined to become the band of the nights first groupie (because they are from the big city) (lead singer is Adam Brody) but they wind up purposely burning the bar down with many dying so they can take the now intoxicated groupie (Jennifer) they take her and plan on sacrificing her to Satan so they can become famous but they got their signals crossed and she is NO virgin so since she isn't "pure" she doesn't stay dead once they leave and the spell kicks in for them she comes back to life as a part demon who needs to feed on people from time to time to stay young and pretty looking instead of the ugly corpse that she should look like. Main story revolves around her constantly scaring "Needy" by showing that she is evil like coming over in the middle of the night covered in blood and spitting up tar on the floor. And seducing and killing many of the boys from their school including needy's boyfriend. Finally ending with needy getting caught murdering Jennifer (caught by jen's mom in her bedroom) and subsequently getting her sent to an insane asylum which is where the story kinda starts off..now showing that in the final murder she was bitten by Jennifer before she was able to kill her she now has some demonic powers of her own and breaks out only to go track down the band from the bar for what she calls their final show.

Final Synopsis
Diablo Codys smart dialogue helps along what could have been a VERY campy film it is smart and funny all while still keeping its scary moments and plot. I know horror is a wide category that gets critics on all sides of the genre but this movie is enjoyable and keeps a fresh independent feel for horror. Special effects were done well for something that didn't even really need effects.

Great Cast
No nudity but some close calls
Overall enjoyable
B+

JENNIFER'S BODY is due out sometime in 2009.

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I saw Drew at the IMAX screening of Eagle Eye tonight
by Speed Fricassee
Sep 25th, 2008
01:04:12 AM
Some punctuation please!!!!
by Corterville
Sep 25th, 2008
01:04:45 AM
No nudity eh?
by BuckminsterOhare
Sep 25th, 2008
01:06:09 AM
it's not Cody's dialoge
by Bloo
Sep 25th, 2008
01:14:17 AM
That's what makes the imagination so wonderful.
by Det. John Kimble
Sep 25th, 2008
01:31:53 AM
Goddamn...
by Conrad Straker
Sep 25th, 2008
01:35:26 AM
worst review ever
by Varakor
Sep 25th, 2008
01:45:26 AM
What's TIME AND A HALF about Beaks?
by TopHat
Sep 25th, 2008
01:46:46 AM
No nudity?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Sep 25th, 2008
02:09:06 AM
Lily Kane
by deanbarry
Sep 25th, 2008
02:27:16 AM
So THAT'S the bad news...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Sep 25th, 2008
02:30:59 AM
No nudity??!!
by Brody77
Sep 25th, 2008
02:49:25 AM
WOW. The responses are redundant.
by Roketopunch
Sep 25th, 2008
03:40:19 AM
I'm assuming it's the "Cody's dialogue keeps it afloat" part
by IndustryKiller!
Sep 25th, 2008
03:44:44 AM
I would like to respond to Cody's myspace "response"
by IndustryKiller!
Sep 25th, 2008
03:58:22 AM
Did Faulkner write that review?
by Rev. Slappy
Sep 25th, 2008
04:37:33 AM
No nudity?
by photoboy
Sep 25th, 2008
04:57:18 AM
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC K
by The Amazing G
Sep 25th, 2008
05:08:54 AM
God I wish I was in Hollywood now
by The Amazing G
Sep 25th, 2008
05:09:40 AM
WHERE THE FOX IS MY MEGAN NUDITY?!?!?
by spud mcspud
Sep 25th, 2008
05:15:53 AM
IndustryKiller, that was a fucking great rant
by I am_NOTREAL
Sep 25th, 2008
05:21:39 AM
hey spud mcspud
by The Amazing G
Sep 25th, 2008
05:22:30 AM
that doesnt however excuse....
by The Amazing G
Sep 25th, 2008
05:23:31 AM
Seriously, learn some grammar...
by Mr Willi
Sep 25th, 2008
05:30:48 AM
"Ms. Cody's stylized patois"???
by LaserPants
Sep 25th, 2008
05:46:41 AM
No nudity? DAMN YOU DIABLO, DAMN YOU
by ev1ldead
Sep 25th, 2008
05:56:02 AM
That sounds like utter shit
by Lost Jarv
Sep 25th, 2008
05:59:42 AM
Seriously,
by Lost Jarv
Sep 25th, 2008
06:03:55 AM
The Hollywood Game
by Metropolis
Sep 25th, 2008
06:08:08 AM
Damn
by henrydalton
Sep 25th, 2008
06:25:13 AM
syntax
by palewook
Sep 25th, 2008
06:36:58 AM
I mean, there's really no reason to see this now, is there.
by dr sauch
Sep 25th, 2008
07:04:49 AM
Fox is still finding work?
by Judge Briggs
Sep 25th, 2008
07:08:16 AM
Hey, I can't judge...
by spud mcspud
Sep 25th, 2008
07:29:01 AM
While I admire her for her career path...
by LORDRANDO
Sep 25th, 2008
07:33:19 AM
Fox Is Easily The Hottest Chick In Hollywood Today
by LaserPants
Sep 25th, 2008
08:03:25 AM
No Megan Fox nudity.
by Darkman
Sep 25th, 2008
08:07:13 AM
Wow, this movie sounds great.
by Mr Slippy Fist
Sep 25th, 2008
08:07:54 AM
Mr Slippy Fist
by spud mcspud
Sep 25th, 2008
08:25:18 AM
No nudity = No ticket
by HoboCode
Sep 25th, 2008
08:30:53 AM
was that written by eric the midget...
by irrelevntelefant
Sep 25th, 2008
08:50:42 AM
SPOILER no nudity but
by mrgreentheplant
Sep 25th, 2008
08:51:50 AM
SPOILER AGAIN and it's cross-cut with
by mrgreentheplant
Sep 25th, 2008
08:53:27 AM
My response to Diablo Cody's rant
by drturing
Sep 25th, 2008
09:12:09 AM
LaserPants you
by drturing
Sep 25th, 2008
09:13:06 AM
LaserPants you're wrong Fox will have a career
by drturing
Sep 25th, 2008
09:15:45 AM
evil satanic band + no megan fox nudity?
by alice 13
Sep 25th, 2008
09:20:48 AM
Welcome to stupid.
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Sep 25th, 2008
09:29:07 AM
Cody's dialogue is about as real as "Gilmore Girls."
by Nosferatu Jones
Sep 25th, 2008
09:29:24 AM
Megan Fox-ungrateful bitch
by alienindisguise
Sep 25th, 2008
09:29:57 AM
Something Worse
by Bash_Branigan
Sep 25th, 2008
09:38:34 AM
The tattoos mystify me
by CarmillaVonDoom
Sep 25th, 2008
09:51:33 AM
That's a shame about the dialogue
by Franklin T Marmoset
Sep 25th, 2008
10:58:00 AM
Oh, and I like Megan's tattoos
by Franklin T Marmoset
Sep 25th, 2008
10:59:44 AM
No Nudity, No Point
by kevinwillis.net
Sep 25th, 2008
11:04:32 AM
Wasn't Plagiarism
by soulremoval
Sep 25th, 2008
11:16:14 AM
There is no 'hipster-doofi lingo' in Gilmore Girls
by Franklin T Marmoset
Sep 25th, 2008
11:29:51 AM
Diablo Cody is the new Kevin Williamson
by drturing
Sep 25th, 2008
12:14:10 PM
Wow, I Thought This Was Where REAL Movie Fans Go... Semi-Nudity
by blhotz
Sep 25th, 2008
12:40:50 PM
So sad!
by lsleelee
Sep 25th, 2008
01:07:09 PM
Juno was ok...
by waitingimpatientlyforingloriou sbastards
Sep 25th, 2008
01:42:03 PM
But WHICH Jennifer's bpdy are we talking about?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Sep 25th, 2008
02:34:39 PM
what's her appeal again?
by ragingdrunklove
Sep 25th, 2008
03:12:53 PM
me thinks agent johnson might...
by slappy jones
Sep 25th, 2008
04:05:45 PM
Who the fuck sent in this 'review'?
by Kurzinski Valentine
Sep 25th, 2008
04:43:43 PM
I mean do the people making this movie realize...
by The Amazing G
Sep 25th, 2008
05:08:04 PM
hmmm lets wait and see
by j2talk
Sep 25th, 2008
05:30:59 PM
Well that was completely unreadable
by Manaqua
Sep 25th, 2008
05:32:52 PM
You know, you could have edited the spoiler sec
by catlettuce4
Sep 25th, 2008
10:55:04 PM
Mamma Mia? WTF?
by RosebudsStarfish
Sep 26th, 2008
12:44:14 AM
Juno was fucking irritating
by Shadow Warrior
Sep 26th, 2008
01:38:46 AM
Wow...
by CutAndPaste
Sep 26th, 2008
02:01:09 AM
I have a question for Diablo Cody...
by Big Dumb Ape
Sep 26th, 2008
10:12:03 AM
j2talk... you preferred Juno to There Will Be Blood?
by drturing
Sep 26th, 2008
10:20:09 AM
So, no Megan Fox nudity
by drompter
Sep 26th, 2008
10:41:09 AM

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