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Brett Ratner Is The GOD OF WAR!!!

Beaks here...

Is this a good thing or, like, the best thing ever? I ask because I'm as good on gaming as I am on comic books published post-1989.

UGO's Evil Adam landed this scoop earlier today, and he claims the "Kratos games... aren't exactly the deepest when it comes to story." That's encouraging. It also sounds like this would have to be a hard "R", which might be a problem for Ratner, considering all the waffling we've witnessed re: the rating of BEVERLY HILLS COP IV.

As with TERMINATOR SALVATION, I really don't have a dog in this fight. You, however, might. If so, feel free to leave Mr. Ratner a message in the below talk back. (Looks like he's already addressing the fans via George "El Guapo" Roush at Latino Review!)

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Brett Ratner
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 30th, 2008
04:26:00 PM
I want Terrence Malick to make Shadow Of The Colossus!
by DerLanghaarige
Sep 30th, 2008
04:26:43 PM
Heir apparent to Uwe Boll?
by Booster Gold Lives
Sep 30th, 2008
04:26:48 PM
LIES!
by Fawst
Sep 30th, 2008
04:27:05 PM
Beaks
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 30th, 2008
04:27:29 PM
Aw, shit... it's on now
by terry1978
Sep 30th, 2008
04:28:22 PM
It Doesn't REALLY Matter w/ a Vidgame Adapt
by cowboyone
Sep 30th, 2008
04:29:48 PM
FUCK NOOOO
by SpawnofAchilles
Sep 30th, 2008
04:30:02 PM
YAAAAAwwwwnn...
by crazybubba
Sep 30th, 2008
04:30:43 PM
Figures,,,,
by drewlicious
Sep 30th, 2008
04:32:06 PM
Does that mean Chris Tucker
by the beef
Sep 30th, 2008
04:32:36 PM
Fuck off.....
by travis-dane
Sep 30th, 2008
04:32:50 PM
I just ask you don't fuck it up!!
by HB_Dad
Sep 30th, 2008
04:32:59 PM
Finally, a project worthy of Ratners, errr, talent.
by vaterite
Sep 30th, 2008
04:33:03 PM
Positive
by SeanMiller
Sep 30th, 2008
04:34:33 PM
the beef beat me to it....
by travis-dane
Sep 30th, 2008
04:34:37 PM
Jason Fackin' Statham!!!
by BiggusDickus
Sep 30th, 2008
04:35:02 PM
they need a director with an actual direction
by Datascream
Sep 30th, 2008
04:35:23 PM
Just keep the Rat away from CONAN
by odysseus
Sep 30th, 2008
04:35:27 PM
And another thing...
by Fawst
Sep 30th, 2008
04:36:16 PM
I repeat: Terrence Malick/Shadow Of the Colossus
by DerLanghaarige
Sep 30th, 2008
04:36:44 PM
I think Ratner is perfect.
by Rando Calrisian
Sep 30th, 2008
04:39:08 PM
Ratners Latino Review Blog is hilarious...
by travis-dane
Sep 30th, 2008
04:39:26 PM
Great Idea!
by mithrandir16
Sep 30th, 2008
04:43:36 PM
What does the Rat have to do with T4?
by Womb2dooM
Sep 30th, 2008
04:43:48 PM
Shadow of the Colossus
by the beef
Sep 30th, 2008
04:44:06 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by NivekJ
Sep 30th, 2008
04:44:32 PM
God of War is plenty cinematic and absorbing...
by FlickaPoo
Sep 30th, 2008
04:45:15 PM
kwisatzhaderach
by mrbeaks
Sep 30th, 2008
04:46:29 PM
As long as we're picking directors..
by drewlicious
Sep 30th, 2008
04:47:00 PM
meh
by colinjbooth
Sep 30th, 2008
04:48:34 PM
Those ICO ideas sound like somthing I'd watch.
by FlickaPoo
Sep 30th, 2008
04:49:33 PM
I bet this goes the way of Max Payne...
by The Dum Guy
Sep 30th, 2008
04:53:08 PM
Then D.O.A. Is This Film Franchise!
by LaserPants
Sep 30th, 2008
04:59:01 PM
This is good.
by SUPERJIM
Sep 30th, 2008
05:02:20 PM
Cast Snaggletooth as Medusa
by Det. John Kimble
Sep 30th, 2008
05:05:29 PM
Elias Koteas (Yes Kasey Jones!) for Kratos!
by Atomica
Sep 30th, 2008
05:05:39 PM
Video game ghetto?
by XAOS
Sep 30th, 2008
05:06:43 PM
DerLanghaarige:
by Fuckles
Sep 30th, 2008
05:24:49 PM
Call the Wahhhhmbulance
by kataklysmic
Sep 30th, 2008
05:28:23 PM
oh wow
by olson71
Sep 30th, 2008
05:29:09 PM
Ratner has the most inert direction of any major filmmaker
by DeathShrike
Sep 30th, 2008
05:29:10 PM
Better Ratner than Uwe Boll..
by Stalkeye
Sep 30th, 2008
05:31:17 PM
Yes, keep him making video game movies.
by Stalin vs Predator
Sep 30th, 2008
05:36:37 PM
If anyone got to make a SotC movie, here's hoping it's Guillermo
by Galactic
Sep 30th, 2008
05:43:28 PM
Mickey Rourke as Marcus Fenix
by MrInsidious
Sep 30th, 2008
05:57:23 PM
Also Vin Diesel as Kratos
by MrInsidious
Sep 30th, 2008
05:58:19 PM
Finally
by wash
Sep 30th, 2008
06:06:42 PM
Not that I'm a fan of the games, but FUUUCK
by O_Goncho
Sep 30th, 2008
06:09:37 PM
"The Video Game Ghetto"
by O_Goncho
Sep 30th, 2008
06:12:05 PM
This is bad news!!
by Crackles
Sep 30th, 2008
06:13:45 PM
Better a shitty Escape from New York remake than...
by O_Goncho
Sep 30th, 2008
06:14:42 PM
Chris Tucker as Kratos...
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
Sep 30th, 2008
06:29:06 PM
Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
by XAOS
Sep 30th, 2008
06:39:30 PM
Why?!
by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon
Sep 30th, 2008
06:45:05 PM
As long as he's off Conan,
by Gungan Slayer
Sep 30th, 2008
06:50:39 PM
Conan had been saved!
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Sep 30th, 2008
06:53:19 PM
Ditto, Gungan Slayer
by MattmanReturns
Sep 30th, 2008
06:53:30 PM
Hey Brett- sorry about delaying the filming by one day at the X-
by Particularly Hard Vato
Sep 30th, 2008
06:55:26 PM
I didn't consider that
by O_Goncho
Sep 30th, 2008
07:01:15 PM
God of War could have a good story
by BurgerKing
Sep 30th, 2008
07:07:24 PM
It's a pretty fun game...With the right director it could be a p
by beefywhore
Sep 30th, 2008
07:25:02 PM
This is such horrible news....
by Clabog592
Sep 30th, 2008
07:29:45 PM
you know That said...I'd rather see a Ratner flick
by beefywhore
Sep 30th, 2008
07:31:25 PM
KEEP THIS AWAY FROM THE RAT
by J-Dizzle
Sep 30th, 2008
07:33:21 PM
Thank Crom!
by TELF
Sep 30th, 2008
07:35:32 PM
Aw, fuck
by nerosday
Sep 30th, 2008
08:09:09 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by polyh3dron
Sep 30th, 2008
08:12:28 PM
Look
by Silverglade
Sep 30th, 2008
08:26:00 PM
Yessss!
by henrydalton
Sep 30th, 2008
08:33:26 PM
McG set to direct..,
by REDD
Sep 30th, 2008
09:13:18 PM
Brett Ratner is the GOD OF SUCKAGE!!!
by KongMonkey
Sep 30th, 2008
09:50:41 PM
Terrence Mallick for Sotc
by T 1000 xp professional
Sep 30th, 2008
10:02:41 PM
and about this tidbit of news
by T 1000 xp professional
Sep 30th, 2008
10:08:25 PM
pure FECES
by T 1000 xp professional
Sep 30th, 2008
10:08:45 PM
i'll freaking make SOTC and do the fans some service
by T 1000 xp professional
Sep 30th, 2008
10:09:49 PM
Verbinski for GOW
by T 1000 xp professional
Sep 30th, 2008
10:13:16 PM
DO YOU UNDASTAND DA WORDS COMIN' OUTTA MY BLADES OF ATHENA?
by Err
Sep 30th, 2008
10:41:19 PM
GOD OF WAR? HUH! YEAH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
by Err
Sep 30th, 2008
10:41:58 PM
NEVER TOUCH AN ATHENIANS RADIO, BOI!
by Err
Sep 30th, 2008
10:42:46 PM
Awwwww....Hell NO!!!
by LabattsBleu
Sep 30th, 2008
10:50:12 PM

by Arteska
Sep 30th, 2008
10:51:22 PM
Not DEEP? God of War story NOT DEEP??
by onezeroone
Sep 30th, 2008
10:56:28 PM
onezeroone
by PirateEmery
Sep 30th, 2008
11:07:43 PM
The story in God of War is pretty terrible.
by SilentP
Sep 30th, 2008
11:09:05 PM
Not familiar with this game
by Charlie_Allnut
Sep 30th, 2008
11:21:08 PM
RATner..
by SithScorp
Sep 30th, 2008
11:33:22 PM
Kratos..
by SithScorp
Sep 30th, 2008
11:37:16 PM
I'm just happy he's not fucking up something else...
by LHombreSiniestro
Sep 30th, 2008
11:39:16 PM
LOL Err wins this ENTIRE talkback......
by TheWaqman
Sep 30th, 2008
11:46:24 PM
When are we gonna get
by hobsnobber
Sep 30th, 2008
11:48:16 PM
Hey, I'm still waiting for Halo...
by PirateEmery
Sep 30th, 2008
11:52:33 PM
Djimon Hounsou better be Kratos..
by shagg187
Sep 30th, 2008
11:54:48 PM
Ratner, if you read this:
by Playkins
Oct 1st, 2008
12:18:58 AM
Playkins
by the beef
Oct 1st, 2008
12:41:54 AM
Ratner
by Tacoloft
Oct 1st, 2008
01:07:17 AM
Cool
by AlwaysThere
Oct 1st, 2008
01:21:10 AM
Ratner = Red Dragon
by Baked
Oct 1st, 2008
01:22:10 AM
Ron Howard's "Tetris"
by Gym
Oct 1st, 2008
01:36:55 AM
actually, about malick
by olson71
Oct 1st, 2008
01:43:27 AM
he sure is the GOD of something
by deanbarry
Oct 1st, 2008
02:34:47 AM
Baked
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Oct 1st, 2008
02:35:27 AM
Ratner...you let people call you Ratman?
by namasteandgoodluck
Oct 1st, 2008
02:40:07 AM
Brett Ratner might not be good
by boardbrtn
Oct 1st, 2008
03:02:21 AM
Nooooooooooo
by Reelheed
Oct 1st, 2008
03:16:28 AM
God of War...? God of Shite.
by daroru
Oct 1st, 2008
03:20:24 AM
the perfect vehicle for Ratner!!
by Star Hump
Oct 1st, 2008
04:12:17 AM
Gym - Tetris, the movie
by Star Hump
Oct 1st, 2008
04:33:33 AM
God of Peace
by Dingbatty
Oct 1st, 2008
04:45:18 AM
"Aren't exactly the deepest when it comes to story" WHAT?!
by Mr_Sinister
Oct 1st, 2008
04:55:44 AM
GOD OF WARts
by KurtLockwood
Oct 1st, 2008
04:56:24 AM
About Tetris - The Movie
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 1st, 2008
05:04:42 AM
Ratners not that bad
by masteryoda007
Oct 1st, 2008
05:20:13 AM
Has anybody seen...
by Rei-Ginsei
Oct 1st, 2008
05:33:10 AM
Brett Ratner Is The GOD OF LAMENESS
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 1st, 2008
05:39:55 AM
AND PAUL W ANDERSONS
by ominus
Oct 1st, 2008
05:50:23 AM
Hard to go wrong with God of War.
by Kizeesh
Oct 1st, 2008
06:20:07 AM
Ratner's OK. It's the rating, budget and cast that concern me
by Mr Nicholas
Oct 1st, 2008
06:59:19 AM
Glad to see some Shadow of the Colossus fans out there....
by Rameses
Oct 1st, 2008
07:58:39 AM
Where's John Milius when you need him?
by skycrapper
Oct 1st, 2008
08:24:00 AM
All video games movies SUCK HARD!
by HerbWestAustin
Oct 1st, 2008
09:18:00 AM
Red Dragon = Good?! Really?
by LabattsBleu
Oct 1st, 2008
09:26:16 AM
best role ever
by mad_taffer
Oct 1st, 2008
10:26:26 AM
the rat + vin diesel = god of war
by im nar
Oct 1st, 2008
11:18:25 AM
just now playing this
by El Borak
Oct 1st, 2008
11:18:39 AM
MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN CAN STAR AS ATLAS!!!
by Err
Oct 1st, 2008
11:56:30 AM
Kratos was kind of a jerk the way I remember it
by drewlicious
Oct 1st, 2008
12:31:53 PM
BRETT RATNER-- PLEASE FUCKING DIE!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 1st, 2008
12:47:51 PM
No video game has had a good story.
by alienindisguise
Oct 1st, 2008
03:12:49 PM
leave SotC be
by Phategod2
Oct 1st, 2008
05:02:58 PM
No good stories?
by XAOS
Oct 1st, 2008
05:04:08 PM
One last thing...they BETTER keep Linda Hunt...
by FlickaPoo
Oct 1st, 2008
05:11:13 PM
Fuck you UGO.
by Roketopunch
Oct 1st, 2008
06:49:26 PM
Star Hump...
by Gym
Oct 1st, 2008
06:49:46 PM

by kendragon
Oct 1st, 2008
08:18:19 PM
Haha, Michael Chiklis called Kratos a pussy.
by IAmJack'sUserID
Oct 1st, 2008
09:45:22 PM

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