Published on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 - 5:00pm
Vern's Got A Contest For You, Sponsored By Seagal's KILL SWITCH On DVD!
Hello fellow Seagalogists and others,
Steven Seagal's latest and most recent, KILL SWITCH, arrives on DVD October 7th. Here's the trailer:
Seagal plays a Memphis homicide detective chasing two unrelated serial killers while committing atrocities against dentistry and possibly juggling more than one family. Also he had a twin brother who was murdered during a birthday party - it's kind of a long story. Isaac Hayes is in it for a minute too. And there's a part about a dead clown.
I know in the talkbacks and stuff alot of you are always saying how you wish you could get a free KILL SWITCH STEVEN SEAGAL DVD LIBRARY including 11 important Steven Seagal titles. Well that's quite a coincidence because to celebrate this historic release (and also some movie called CYBORG SOLDIER that comes out the same day) some guy who contacted me would like to give away exactly that, a KILL SWITCH STEVEN SEAGAL DVD LIBRARY. For some reason they won't allow me to say the full lineup, but it's a pretty good one that includes what I consider his most badass picture as well as his recent returning-to-form duo, which I bet most of you don't own. Oh yeah, international readers, I assume these are probaly region 1 NTSC, not sure about that but be warned that's a likelihood.
For some reason the proprietors of this KILL SWITCH STEVEN SEAGAL DVD LIBRARY chose me to give away their prize. I should probaly come up with something "fun" or "creative" to do with it, but I still feel guilty that that one guy broke his hand driving a monster truck just to win a Playstation 3 in that SEAGALOGY contest I hosted. So this one is gonna be simple and safe.
In the talkback below, please tell me why you feel YOU should win this KILL SWITCH STEVEN SEAGAL DVD LIBRARY. Go ahead and be clever or whatever, but sincerity counts.
At the end of the day on Friday I will choose one KILL SWITCH STEVEN SEAGAL DVD LIBRARY WINNER and I will have to contact you through the talkback I guess so check back if you hope to win.
--Vern
Reader Talkback
I seriously got no idea. by DerLanghaarigeSep 30th, 2008 05:04:22 PM And I am Region 2 and PAL
anyway. by DerLanghaarigeSep 30th, 2008 05:06:59 PM I win! by ForsakynSep 30th, 2008 05:11:19 PM I should get it by KneprockSep 30th, 2008 05:16:45 PM Just wondering... by Phantm_CruisrSep 30th, 2008 05:24:27 PM Vern by Vic TwentySep 30th, 2008 05:38:01 PM Still have not seen Ticker by Bubba FranksSep 30th, 2008 05:51:17 PM Pick me! by NewbsSep 30th, 2008 06:14:09 PM I don't want the DVDs Vern by Cedar_RoomSep 30th, 2008 06:15:04 PM Only one reason... by elsachmoSep 30th, 2008 06:22:27 PM Here's Why by bullet3Sep 30th, 2008 06:29:34 PM Because Van Damme is a giant
pussy! by the_arashikageSep 30th, 2008 06:51:00 PM Read no further by ZombieflickerSep 30th, 2008 07:00:06 PM I think I should win Vern.. by liljuniorbrownSep 30th, 2008 07:16:05 PM I wouldn't mind perhaps
winning the DVDs, sir... by Jackie BoySep 30th, 2008 07:34:33 PM The Vern Revolution by opitroneSep 30th, 2008 07:57:21 PM I want to learn by Agent BlueSep 30th, 2008 08:04:54 PM I think opitrone should win by Jackie BoySep 30th, 2008 08:09:06 PM Because... by The_Closet_NerdSep 30th, 2008 09:00:11 PM I'd like the prize, please by Darth BuseySep 30th, 2008 09:02:11 PM I should win the DVD because .
. . by SkidMarkedUndiesSep 30th, 2008 09:04:00 PM Give me the Steve-uh-reeno! by Joey_RedballsSep 30th, 2008 09:09:51 PM I'm trying to stay as humble
as usual, but I really think I
dese by brakywakiSep 30th, 2008 09:20:09 PM I deserve the prize because by SuperturdSep 30th, 2008 09:30:48 PM ISBN-13 9781845769277, I
bought TWO!!! by maxxsterlingSep 30th, 2008 09:34:02 PM Hrmmm... by macheesmo3Sep 30th, 2008 09:34:52 PM Choose me please... by byronimationSep 30th, 2008 09:39:22 PM Seagal showed me my first
"boobs in a movie" with
UnderSiege2 by George NewmanSep 30th, 2008 10:20:29 PM I think I should win, Vern.... by DamonsterSep 30th, 2008 10:25:48 PM "And there's a part about a
dead clown". by Mr SporkSep 30th, 2008 10:30:02 PM Why I should win by cdlestrangeSep 30th, 2008 11:28:12 PM Do you have a copy of Pray for
Death? by hamslimeSep 30th, 2008 11:37:33 PM I just enjoy the balls out of
this s--t. by gotadventureSep 30th, 2008 11:52:09 PM I need 'em for laying the
foundations of future
generations. by The Real McClaneOct 1st, 2008 12:05:09 AM C4 by mojorisnOct 1st, 2008 01:02:15 AM Perfect Present for my Dad's
80th Birthday! by specadminOct 1st, 2008 01:17:45 AM "unfinished SNES game" by ShanOct 1st, 2008 01:18:17 AM "unfinished SNES game" by brakywakiOct 1st, 2008 01:35:58 AM Why I deserve it... by Alonzo MoselyOct 1st, 2008 02:26:06 AM What does it take to win this
box set? by welshcakesOct 1st, 2008 05:03:09 AM I should win because... by rostOct 1st, 2008 05:23:37 AM Nobody should win by FatSeagalOct 1st, 2008 05:48:00 AM I should win because by LaserheadOct 1st, 2008 06:28:56 AM Give it to me! by Dazzler69Oct 1st, 2008 06:55:14 AM Vern, here's a list of every
Seagal movie I've ever seen by Yeah I Wrote ThatOct 1st, 2008 08:08:18 AM Because I could, in fact, get
a boner in front of a bear,
Vern. by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 08:13:54 AM Also, I own ALL of his music
on CD. by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 08:16:47 AM I like free shit. So send me
some! by Col. Tigh-FighterOct 1st, 2008 09:58:07 AM I should win by NoahTallOct 1st, 2008 10:57:49 AM I should get the set by SubtletyOct 1st, 2008 11:38:29 AM I bought your book Vern by Lone_Wolf_McQuaaludeOct 1st, 2008 11:46:57 AM btw, the idea Maxxsterling
suggests.... by SubtletyOct 1st, 2008 11:49:50 AM I should win because I
constantly defend Seagal.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 12:00:58 PM revenge by Spandau BellyOct 1st, 2008 12:23:51 PM Let's cut the crap. by ArchiveOct 1st, 2008 12:34:27 PM I vote DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
wins by hamslimeOct 1st, 2008 12:37:30 PM bless you, hamslime. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 12:39:31 PM YOU CREMATED NOW MUTHA'
FUCKA!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 12:41:36 PM You're welcome sir. by hamslimeOct 1st, 2008 12:46:54 PM Vern, give it to
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 01:13:24 PM ".it will be displayed
prominently between two book
ends in the by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 01:14:44 PM shape of fists" by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 01:15:08 PM My two cents Vern by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 01:28:29 PM I would lie some free stuff
please, sir. by zombieslayerOct 1st, 2008 01:34:39 PM Can we all get behind some
quotes from Seagal by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 01:36:22 PM why I deserve this by macgruderOct 1st, 2008 01:37:03 PM Give it to the Bloodmeister,
Vern by Hawaiian Organ DonorOct 1st, 2008 01:39:08 PM Yeah! Vote Dickblood in '08!! by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 01:41:05 PM How to Act like Steven
Seagal.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 01:41:52 PM What does it take to change a
man? by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 01:41:57 PM Seagal quotes.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 01:46:41 PM quote from Exit Wounds...... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 01:48:51 PM My side is hurting from
laughing by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 01:50:59 PM ...and that wasn't a talkback
typo. by zombieslayerOct 1st, 2008 01:51:32 PM Also don't forget Seagal tips by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 01:51:59 PM best Seagal line from Hard To
Kill: by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 01:56:12 PM Danny Dickblood by zombieslayerOct 1st, 2008 01:57:00 PM a list of Seagal character
names.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 02:00:34 PM zombieslayer by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 02:01:35 PM Give it to
DannyGlovers_Dickblood by Xiphos_2Oct 1st, 2008 02:04:01 PM example of Seagal making the
world a better place.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 02:04:59 PM wait, wait, wait! by just pillow talkOct 1st, 2008 02:36:10 PM These Seagal TB's always turn
into lovefests. by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 02:37:43 PM oh shit... by just pillow talkOct 1st, 2008 02:40:29 PM watch out Sarah Palin.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 02:40:45 PM He can remake On Deadly
Ground! by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 02:42:52 PM I did it for the good of
humanity, Pillow by Hawaiian Organ DonorOct 1st, 2008 02:45:51 PM On Endangered Ground by just pillow talkOct 1st, 2008 02:45:53 PM Aw, he was sort of great in it by just pillow talkOct 1st, 2008 02:46:58 PM Speaking of a Kill Switch by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 02:50:40 PM Fuck yes!! We're on the Top
Talkbacks!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 02:58:45 PM Seagal needs to play a Bond
villain....... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 03:08:38 PM We need a Q&A with Seagal by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:10:36 PM Bond would distract him with a
catering truck by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:13:03 PM Question 1 by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 03:17:13 PM Question 2 by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:18:09 PM Question 3 by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:21:28 PM Question 3 by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 03:22:41 PM ok...mine is Question 4.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 03:23:23 PM Hollywood should make a Segal
movie where all he does by Xiphos_2Oct 1st, 2008 03:24:45 PM Much as it would be cool to
win... by ArchiveOct 1st, 2008 03:25:38 PM Question 5 by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:25:54 PM Seagal to remake Miracle Mile by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:26:54 PM we need to start another
petition.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 03:28:09 PM Seagal needs to get into
theater.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 03:32:39 PM He needs to rename his band by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:34:08 PM Question 6 by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:43:22 PM "And this is a great prize
because...?" by VernOct 1st, 2008 03:45:45 PM Wait a minute Vern! by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 03:49:11 PM Why I should win. by SeanMillerOct 1st, 2008 03:52:05 PM "And this is a great prize
because...?" by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 03:57:56 PM I just got off the phone with
Steve Seagal.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 03:59:50 PM "And this is great prize
because...?" by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:01:36 PM Captain Ron 2!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:01:48 PM I figured the hair would be
front and center by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:05:34 PM Capt Ron 2?
by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:06:02 PM Captain Ron 2? by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:07:21 PM make it soy milk, Chitty.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:08:59 PM the idea of Seagal at sea is a
good one..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:09:55 PM He would have a wife-beater on
under it by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:12:19 PM I'm seriously shocked no one
liked Pistol Whipped.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:12:58 PM we're gonna have this TB to #1
soon... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:15:50 PM Pistol Whipped is awesome
Danny. by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:16:53 PM All of this Seagal talk is
saving me...... by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:18:32 PM good for you Stuntcock
Mike.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:18:41 PM ....from an otherwise shit
day. by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:19:12 PM Question 7 by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:19:17 PM And it doesn't hurt that Renee
Goldsberry is smoking hot. by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:22:30 PM Chitty.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:23:24 PM ChittyChittyGangBang by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:26:11 PM "I can't believe you can still
eat with that mouth. " by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:29:08 PM Which barfight scene involved? by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:29:13 PM "What about you, Paulie? You
got the fuckin' balls? " by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:30:51 PM What is the brown cigarette
Seagal smokes... by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:31:08 PM That's Above the Law
ChittyChittyGangBang by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:34:23 PM ChittyChittyGangBang by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:35:40 PM Chitty...its not just some
kinda clove? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:36:28 PM Wasn't his wife Sharon Stone
in Above the Law? by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:36:41 PM Stuntcock....oh is that Above
The Law? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:37:25 PM Danny, it's Above the Law man,
I swear. by Stuntcock MikeOct 1st, 2008 04:37:38 PM peace out people....LONG LIVE
THE PONY TAIL!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:38:29 PM Maybe it is a clove by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:38:31 PM Chitty... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 1st, 2008 04:42:10 PM Yep it was Above the Law Danny by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:42:33 PM I've smoked everything else
Danny by ChittyChittyGangBangOct 1st, 2008 04:50:05 PM "If your father knew how
stupid you were.. by Jonah EchoOct 1st, 2008 05:43:16 PM I vote Danny, and heres why.. by Jonah EchoOct 1st, 2008 05:47:21 PM PISTOL WHIPPED is a blast... by doctorfreudsteinOct 1st, 2008 07:26:58 PM Recognize by doctorfreudsteinOct 1st, 2008 07:31:45 PM Who needs quips? by doctorfreudsteinOct 1st, 2008 08:03:52 PM Consider carefully the
consequences by doctorfreudsteinOct 1st, 2008 08:13:20 PM I vote for Danny, too by Mavra ChangOct 1st, 2008 11:17:39 PM give it to DICKBLOOD by the milf loverOct 1st, 2008 11:31:25 PM Dear Vern - Playing devil's
advocate here. by hamslimeOct 2nd, 2008 12:35:55 AM Not to be a cock or
anything... by caruso_stalker217Oct 2nd, 2008 12:44:29 AM Why I should win the KILL
SWITCH STEVEN SEAGAL DVD
LIBRARY. by Toby___WongOct 2nd, 2008 02:21:21 AM fuck van dumme by ProssorOct 2nd, 2008 03:30:46 AM caruso, correct as always. by Stuntcock MikeOct 2nd, 2008 05:30:40 AM Give it to danny by Lost JarvOct 2nd, 2008 07:04:15 AM what the hell is an ugmo? by Lost JarvOct 2nd, 2008 07:06:50 AM Another reason to give 'em to
Danny. by Stuntcock MikeOct 2nd, 2008 07:56:38 AM I should win because... by PhimsetoOct 2nd, 2008 08:01:03 AM Thanks again Stuntcock..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 2nd, 2008 10:01:49 AM OUT FOR A KILL (cont.) by doctorfreudsteinOct 2nd, 2008 01:38:13 PM we gotta keep this TB alive
for the love of Seagal!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 2nd, 2008 02:59:13 PM Steven Seagal/Warwick Davis --
2012!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 2nd, 2008 02:59:39 PM Warwick Davs? by SubtletyOct 2nd, 2008 03:35:37 PM hell yeah... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 2nd, 2008 04:01:58 PM Talk To My Ass by doctorfreudsteinOct 2nd, 2008 06:19:40 PM Straight Talk Express by doctorfreudsteinOct 2nd, 2008 06:29:13 PM A lesson in humility by doctorfreudsteinOct 2nd, 2008 07:04:21 PM "I WANT HACHAA DEAD! I WANT
HIS FAMILY DEAD" by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 08:08:34 AM More STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 08:10:57 AM WHOA! WHOAAAAA! by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 08:42:01 AM Casey Ryback would break
E.T.'s scrawny arm!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 3rd, 2008 09:35:15 AM hell fucking yeah...thanks for
the scoop Stuntcock... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 3rd, 2008 09:35:49 AM Casey VS. Predator by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 09:45:08 AM DANNY, I've got them all on
DVD already. by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 09:46:23 AM "Nobody beats me in the
kitchen." by doctorfreudsteinOct 3rd, 2008 11:16:00 AM He'll have to put on the
Spacesuit prior to...... by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 11:22:33 AM "Yo, fuck nuts!" by doctorfreudsteinOct 3rd, 2008 11:44:35 AM "Your no Space Cook." by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 12:06:05 PM lets officially make this
SEAGAL DAY -- OCTOBER 3! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 3rd, 2008 01:56:41 PM Seagal is everywhere on AICN
today. Sounds good. by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 02:19:17 PM Seagal is everywhere all the
time... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 3rd, 2008 02:52:43 PM The question is..where is Vern
today? by Stuntcock MikeOct 3rd, 2008 03:29:47 PM I Deserve the Kill Switch
Collection Because... by curtis3Oct 3rd, 2008 06:04:43 PM Hrmmm by macheesmo3Oct 4th, 2008 12:20:07 AM SPECADMIN PLEASE EMAIL ME by VernOct 4th, 2008 01:21:26 AM Vern by mojorisnOct 4th, 2008 03:56:25 AM Winner or not, DANNY's Supreme
Faith is undisputable. by Stuntcock MikeOct 4th, 2008 07:54:22 AM Well poopy doopy by macheesmo3Oct 4th, 2008 01:59:49 PM specadmin bettah be legit... by maxxsterlingOct 4th, 2008 05:37:01 PM Congrats, specadmin by Darth BuseyOct 4th, 2008 05:38:26 PM Just hatin' (Shoulda been me!) by maxxsterlingOct 4th, 2008 05:39:55 PM Who Cares if Specadmin even
HAS a Grandpa by curtis3martinOct 4th, 2008 08:22:01 PM Hell by macheesmo3Oct 4th, 2008 11:48:53 PM well, specadmin better contact
me soon by VernOct 5th, 2008 03:20:47 AM Uh oh, the plot thickens. by Stuntcock MikeOct 5th, 2008 07:15:15 AM curtis3martin is specadmin's
dad by maxxsterlingOct 5th, 2008 10:52:50 AM Macheesmo 3, this is your
chance by VernOct 5th, 2008 08:33:42 PM Damn....I was hoping if it
wasn't me, it was opitrone. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 5th, 2008 08:57:22 PM can anyone confirm whether
Seagal himself owns these? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 5th, 2008 08:59:20 PM maxxsterling: Whigger, please! by curtis3martinOct 5th, 2008 09:37:38 PM c3m: I'll grow up soon..
you'll still be a dildo... by maxxsterlingOct 6th, 2008 12:17:02 PM email sent !!! by macheesmo3Oct 6th, 2008 01:20:26 PM maxxsterling: Damn! Ow! Stop! by curtis3martinOct 6th, 2008 01:22:19 PM Don't Count Me Among the
"Haters" by curtis3martinOct 6th, 2008 01:34:49 PM no probs.. by macheesmo3Oct 6th, 2008 02:09:51 PM Macheesmo it is by VernOct 6th, 2008 02:26:33 PM macheesmo3 responded in time? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 6th, 2008 03:54:35 PM Congrats by curtis3martinOct 6th, 2008 04:05:21 PM macheesmo3... by maxxsterlingOct 6th, 2008 05:53:08 PM "samurai vow of honesty" by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOODOct 6th, 2008 06:15:21 PM Chuck Norris is so tough.. by macheesmo3Oct 6th, 2008 08:18:51 PM Good contest Vern. by Stuntcock MikeOct 7th, 2008 05:39:08 AM to the first winner.... by ProssorOct 8th, 2008 01:33:23 AM Just got em! by macheesmo3Oct 8th, 2008 11:07:51 AM why i should win this
contest... by burkmanjkdOct 8th, 2008 02:20:42 PM