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The DRAGONBALL Teaser Pretty Much Sucks, But...


Merrick here...


The teaser for the (can't get no respect) DRAGONBALL movie adaptation has shown-up over at dbthemovie.com.

It's looking pretty thin if you ask me, although being caught in a Bulma/Mai sandwich wouldn't be altogether objectionable. And if that's not the zenith of film/marketing analysis, I don't know what is.

Here's an embed of the teaser from dbthemovie.com:



Dragonball Teaser from dbthemovie on Vimeo




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Please no...
by NeilF
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:36:03 AM
Yes!!!!
by PTSDPete
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:36:22 AM
Awful
by Midnightxpress
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:37:28 AM
Son of a bitch
by PTSDPete
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:37:30 AM
Argh...
by JonBlizzard
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:37:36 AM
Looks like D.O.A.
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:37:38 AM
Aint It Cool News
by enderandrew
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:39:22 AM
Worst Movie Everrrrrrr!!
by TheTaf
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:39:53 AM
This Franchise is Officially Dead Now :
by PTSDPete
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:45:30 AM
I think it looks ok!
by Marxeffect
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:46:53 AM
I think it looks ok!
by Marxeffect
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:46:53 AM
Fist of the North star
by Demon_Style82
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:47:28 AM
BTW, is the guy from Reaper playing Son Goku?
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:48:03 AM
Wow...that looks completely lame....
by Crimson King
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:50:18 AM
It looks like crap and I love it
by Flipao
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:50:21 AM
Aaaarrrgggghhh double post!
by Marxeffect
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:53:19 AM
Dragonball Fighter Kombat
by killianx
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:53:39 AM
Seven DWAGONBAWWZ?
by Squashua
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:53:39 AM
That looks like some schlock right there.
by HoboCode
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:55:09 AM
What the Hell was that?
by Ironmuskrat
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:55:35 AM
What really makes me sad is that James Wong made this.
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:57:29 AM
And where the fuck is Mr Satan?
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:58:05 AM
All I want to know is:
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:58:14 AM
Poor, poor, poor Chow yun Fat....
by eggart
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:59:21 AM
Ka-meh-a-meh-a-mee...
by Evil Hobbit
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:01:45 AM
love it or hate it...
by zom-bot.com
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:07:16 AM
I think Shaolin Soccer is more Dragonball than Speed Racer.
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:10:45 AM
Is that a Road Rules
by comedian_x
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:10:58 AM
Ha! it looked better than I anticipated!
by tile_mcgillus
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:15:36 AM
killianx nailed it
by jub3i
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:16:36 AM
Some intellectual properties
by CyG
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:17:35 AM
shaolin soccer is a good comparison
by zom-bot.com
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:25:25 AM
This Will Fit Right In At The Walmart $5 DVD Bin
by A-COD
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:25:28 AM
haha A-cod
by brandon11
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:27:24 AM
Wait...
by Anna Valerious
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:29:23 AM
That looks like crap.
by rbatty024
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:34:45 AM
Dragonball never took itself seriously...
by yesiamaplant
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:41:28 AM
KungFu Hustle looks more DBZ than Shaolin Soccer
by StrokerX
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:44:23 AM
Realy phycics
by StrokerX
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:46:08 AM
Mmmm Padding
by Frankenbastard
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:47:14 AM
Thats not Dragonball
by Wonderboys
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:51:20 AM
Rather have seen
by toxicbuddha
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:51:20 AM
Mmm Padding (Redux)
by Frankenbastard
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:58:02 AM
Mai?
by BigSteve03
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:02:39 AM
There's nothing wrong with making a live action movie about it
by Flipao
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:04:08 AM
not surprised
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:10:07 AM
Oooh Man..
by TJ Donkey Show
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:20:10 AM
crap that looks bad
by T 1000 xp professional
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:27:22 AM
how can anyone over the age of 12 think this looks good
by mrfantomashawk
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:27:42 AM
Sailor and the Seven Ballz
by godoffireinhell
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:29:15 AM
So....no Kamehameha money shot in trailer?
by knowthyself
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:30:50 AM
looks worse than mortal kombat
by modern_lovers
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:47:34 AM
Goku doubting himself? Piccalo white?
by Mr Slippy Fist
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:55:11 AM
Dragon Ball ROCKS ASS BITCHES
by Proman1984
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:58:21 AM
No Krillin?
by Nuck81
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:10:54 AM
Wow
by CharyouTree
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:12:00 AM
That was the Dragon Ball trailer???
by pezduro
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:12:29 AM
That looks cheap...
by Greenleaf1
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:32:58 AM
Crap Crap CRAP
by Zeegloo
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:34:39 AM
BUAHAHA - BUAHHHA - BUAHHHA .. Z!
by frg10
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:35:25 AM
Goku...
by Shepard Bauer
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:53:29 AM
They just......
by the1980mutant
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:54:05 AM
To play Devils Advocate....
by ASKEWD
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:10:33 PM
Y didn't FOX donate the budget to starving kids in Africa.
by The Founder
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:36:17 PM
I wonder who their target audience is supposed to be????
by The Founder
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:37:57 PM
So THAT'S how you adapt DB to the big screen!
by Dapper Swindler
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:43:11 PM
This reminds me of Masters of the Universe
by RobertBaron
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:46:27 PM
White Men and Asian Women...An American Love Story Revisited
by SKLICE
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:46:31 PM
Looks like it was made for the SciFi Channel
by Akai
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:58:08 PM
What zom-bot.com said
by TroutMaskReplicant
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:59:03 PM
SERIOUSLY? NO KAMEHAMEHA WAVE IN THE PREVIEW?
by dr sauch
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:01:41 PM
Emmy Rossum is in it...
by stuatfunnyordie
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:20:20 PM
UM NOT TO SOUND STUPID
by knowledge1027
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:36:55 PM
Any got an alt link please ?
by kingoflight
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:50:08 PM
What about the "but".....?
by Movies4dummies
Oct 3rd, 2008
02:30:16 PM
Here guys, if you really want it
by kungfuhustler84
Oct 3rd, 2008
02:46:02 PM
It's A Shame
by Crow3711
Oct 3rd, 2008
02:48:26 PM
kungfuhustler
by AragornElfstone
Oct 3rd, 2008
02:57:08 PM
I guess Aragorn Elf-Nerd
by kungfuhustler84
Oct 3rd, 2008
03:01:56 PM
and aragorn
by kungfuhustler84
Oct 3rd, 2008
03:02:38 PM
HOT ASIAN GIRLS! I'LL SEE IT!
by Earthquake WestCoast
Oct 3rd, 2008
03:08:16 PM
Didn't see the trailer yet
by Phategod2
Oct 3rd, 2008
03:16:46 PM
Theres Nothing To It
by RosebudsTheSled
Oct 3rd, 2008
03:25:40 PM
Yikes. Looks like an embarassment from the 90's
by drewlicious
Oct 3rd, 2008
04:24:55 PM
That was good
by NYSCO6390
Oct 3rd, 2008
04:24:56 PM
I'm stunned that this movie looks bad
by Chief Joseph
Oct 3rd, 2008
04:39:27 PM
Just kidding.
by Chief Joseph
Oct 3rd, 2008
04:39:44 PM
That was so bad I thought it was fan made
by Rufferto
Oct 3rd, 2008
04:54:31 PM
Does anyone a superman Parallel
by Phategod2
Oct 3rd, 2008
05:16:32 PM
Extendo Stick, Extend!!!
by StrokerX
Oct 3rd, 2008
05:54:42 PM
Seriously I'm pissed.
by StrokerX
Oct 3rd, 2008
06:01:15 PM
Dragonball Vs. Dragonball Z
by StrokerX
Oct 3rd, 2008
06:08:35 PM
Watch us all be wrong and this rules
by StrokerX
Oct 3rd, 2008
06:12:50 PM
It was taken out.
by ricarleite
Oct 3rd, 2008
07:05:53 PM
Nice open mind there
by Phategod2
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:14:04 PM
no one is missing.....
by the1980mutant
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:08:32 PM
ColWTH your an idiot.
by Roketopunch
Oct 4th, 2008
12:11:46 AM
I would rather watch....
by groorgman
Oct 4th, 2008
12:56:24 AM
ColWTH is Right
by A-COD
Oct 4th, 2008
07:15:46 AM
Goku is as Asian
by Vincent Gecko
Oct 4th, 2008
11:34:36 AM
This Should Not Be An Action Film
by smallerdemon
Oct 4th, 2008
11:54:29 AM
Japanese Superman
by Chief Joseph
Oct 4th, 2008
12:32:56 PM
Isn't Piccolo...
by Adelai Niska
Oct 4th, 2008
02:51:43 PM
DRAGONBALL: The Death of Imagination
by shinigami319
Oct 5th, 2008
02:24:26 AM

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