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What Make The Critics Of XIII, NBC’s BOURNE-y Stephen Dorff-Val Kilmer Miniseries??

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An English-language Canadian-French co-production based on a 1984 Belgian funnybook, “XIII” is about an amnesic superagent trying to figure out his own identity following a presidential assassination. Directed by Duane Clark (“Crusoe”), it stars Stephen Dorff and Val Kilmer.

Once again, NBC is apparently sending screeners only to select outlets, none of which seem impressed:

USA Today give it one star (out of four) and says:

… dreadful, derivative, cynically silly …

Entertainment Weekly gives it an “C-plus” and says:

… Intrigued by The Bourne Identity, but turned off by the cogent plotlines and pesky nuances? Rejoice, then, in XIII …

The New York Times says:

… What is obvious to viewers after only a few minutes is not obvious to the supposedly crack investigators dispatched to untangle the conspiracy, whose Ludlumesque layers they fail to see. …

The Los Angeles Times says:

… I imagine that there is some sort of mathematical correctness to the plot, but as a viewing experience it is vague, confusing and preposterous to the point that by the time all was revealed -- or nearly all, since the film ends on an unresolved note -- I had long ceased to care. …

The Boston Globe says:

… as uncompelling as its leading man. … a hollow piece of work, with only a tad more character and spirit than a video game. … It's the kind of story that asks you to either take off your thinking cap or be bored and indifferent. …

9 p.m. Sunday. NBC.


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Wasn't this a videogame too?
by palimpsest
Feb 8th, 2009
01:04:50 AM
It was a videogame
by Lord Luthias
Feb 8th, 2009
01:19:33 AM
No shit it was a game...
by Divine_Shadow
Feb 8th, 2009
01:20:42 AM
I thought this was about the movie "Thirteen".
by Boomers_Lips
Feb 8th, 2009
01:22:44 AM
Divine Shadow - cool your boots
by palimpsest
Feb 8th, 2009
01:53:21 AM
Dumbed down for American audiences?
by V'Shael
Feb 8th, 2009
02:52:43 AM
mediocre
by ls420
Feb 8th, 2009
03:15:35 AM
This was a comic book?
by Oomlot
Feb 8th, 2009
03:44:20 AM
Not so bad.....Dont snub it...
by lostbat
Feb 8th, 2009
06:18:21 AM
My Own Worst Enemy, Now This???
by Media Messiah
Feb 8th, 2009
07:26:28 AM
There are worse things to rip off than Bourne, but
by CreasyBear
Feb 8th, 2009
08:03:52 AM
What the fuck happened to NBC????
by Turd Furgeson
Feb 8th, 2009
08:34:23 AM

by SID 8.0
Feb 8th, 2009
08:36:24 AM
NBC has some stinkers
by mistergreen
Feb 8th, 2009
09:46:10 AM
Game was mediocre. Who thought this wouldn't be?
by memento108
Feb 8th, 2009
10:52:04 AM
Throw in KITT and maybe there's a chance
by aboriginal
Feb 8th, 2009
10:58:55 AM
Remember back when the Big 3 Networks....
by Arcangel2020
Feb 8th, 2009
11:06:33 AM
Fuck the Boston Globe
by Dreamseller
Feb 8th, 2009
11:13:05 AM
Kilmer needs to quit doing this crap
by Charlie_Allnut
Feb 8th, 2009
11:44:43 AM
XIII The Game/JB
by nemesisdarkside
Feb 8th, 2009
12:17:48 PM
Who the hell thought that the key to a hit show...
by pollaxt
Feb 8th, 2009
12:58:22 PM
David Duchovney did the voice in the game
by skimn
Feb 8th, 2009
02:18:04 PM
What, a bad Stephen Dorff movie?
by TinkerTIW
Feb 8th, 2009
02:37:30 PM
If Dorff is in it, it must suck.
by Bob Cryptonight
Feb 8th, 2009
03:24:00 PM
I killed pounds of sunflower seeds playing the game
by YackBacker
Feb 8th, 2009
04:51:56 PM
"Only in Hollywood can you fuck up this bad and keep your job."
by ElPaw
Feb 8th, 2009
05:15:23 PM
Eric Roberts...
by SenatorJeffersonSmith
Feb 8th, 2009
07:23:41 PM
SenatorJeffersonSmith
by StarBlitzer
Feb 8th, 2009
07:53:30 PM
DOES VAL PLAY THE DEAD GUY?
by alice 13
Feb 8th, 2009
08:18:27 PM
STEPHEN DORFF.
by alice 13
Feb 8th, 2009
08:56:24 PM
Why does everyone suck Jason Bourne's cock?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Feb 8th, 2009
09:47:08 PM
NBC has become an entertainment wasteland.
by Orbots Commander
Feb 8th, 2009
09:52:50 PM
I tried watching it. I really, truly tried...
by namasteandgoodluck
Feb 8th, 2009
10:05:18 PM
Is this coming out now?
by punto
Feb 8th, 2009
10:50:22 PM
Nasty
by Oomlot
Feb 8th, 2009
11:43:28 PM
RE: Punto
by Incomplete Gamer
Feb 9th, 2009
12:18:24 AM
For a split second...
by keter
Feb 9th, 2009
01:46:57 AM
Fuck the xbox
by Out of your element
Feb 9th, 2009
08:17:51 AM
Val Kilmer to run for Governor of New Mexico in 2010.
by Leafar the Lost
Feb 9th, 2009
10:33:46 AM
Best thing on "Big 3" US nets in last 20 years.
by kabong
Feb 9th, 2009
11:05:43 AM
Gotta admit, I like Dorff's series of golf videos.
by Bob Cryptonight
Feb 9th, 2009
11:21:47 AM
RE: Out of your element
by Incomplete Gamer
Feb 9th, 2009
01:17:22 PM
Val Kilmer to use stunt runner for Governor of New Mexico in 201
by alice 13
Feb 9th, 2009
03:16:28 PM
After watching the 1st part...
by lfhlaw
Feb 9th, 2009
04:45:16 PM
RE: Ifhlaw
by Incomplete Gamer
Feb 9th, 2009
06:11:49 PM
This show is designed for people with ADD
by Big Jim
Feb 9th, 2009
08:17:52 PM
dorf on spy,,suck suck suck
by MacFaux
Feb 10th, 2009
08:40:44 AM
Val Kilmer to roll for Governor of New Mexico in 2010
by alice 13
Feb 10th, 2009
04:10:25 PM

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