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Published on Sunday, February 8, 2009 - 1:57am |
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What Make The Critics Of XIII, NBC’s BOURNE-y Stephen Dorff-Val Kilmer Miniseries??

I am – Hercules!!
An English-language Canadian-French co-production based on a 1984 Belgian funnybook , “XIII” is about an amnesic superagent trying to figure out his own identity following a presidential assassination. Directed by Duane Clark (“Crusoe”), it stars Stephen Dorff and Val Kilmer.
Once again, NBC is apparently sending screeners only to select outlets, none of which seem impressed:
USA Today give it one star (out of four) and says:
… dreadful, derivative, cynically silly …
Entertainment Weekly gives it an “C-plus” and says:
… Intrigued by The Bourne Identity, but turned off by the cogent plotlines and pesky nuances? Rejoice, then, in XIII …
The New York Times says:
… What is obvious to viewers after only a few minutes is not obvious to the supposedly crack investigators dispatched to untangle the conspiracy, whose Ludlumesque layers they fail to see. …
The Los Angeles Times says:
… I imagine that there is some sort of mathematical correctness to the plot, but as a viewing experience it is vague, confusing and preposterous to the point that by the time all was revealed -- or nearly all, since the film ends on an unresolved note -- I had long ceased to care. …
The Boston Globe says:
… as uncompelling as its leading man. … a hollow piece of work, with only a tad more character and spirit than a video game. … It's the kind of story that asks you to either take off your thinking cap or be bored and indifferent. …
9 p.m. Sunday. NBC.

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Reader Talkback
Wasn't this a videogame too? by palimpsest | Feb 8th, 2009 01:04:50 AM | It was a videogame by Lord Luthias | Feb 8th, 2009 01:19:33 AM | No shit it was a game... by Divine_Shadow | Feb 8th, 2009 01:20:42 AM | I thought this was about the
movie "Thirteen". by Boomers_Lips | Feb 8th, 2009 01:22:44 AM | Divine Shadow - cool your
boots by palimpsest | Feb 8th, 2009 01:53:21 AM | Dumbed down for American
audiences? by V'Shael | Feb 8th, 2009 02:52:43 AM | mediocre by ls420 | Feb 8th, 2009 03:15:35 AM | This was a comic book? by Oomlot | Feb 8th, 2009 03:44:20 AM | Not so bad.....Dont snub it... by lostbat | Feb 8th, 2009 06:18:21 AM | My Own Worst Enemy, Now
This??? by Media Messiah | Feb 8th, 2009 07:26:28 AM | There are worse things to rip
off than Bourne, but by CreasyBear | Feb 8th, 2009 08:03:52 AM | What the fuck happened to
NBC???? by Turd Furgeson | Feb 8th, 2009 08:34:23 AM | by SID 8.0 | Feb 8th, 2009 08:36:24 AM | NBC has some stinkers by mistergreen | Feb 8th, 2009 09:46:10 AM | Game was mediocre. Who
thought this wouldn't be? by memento108 | Feb 8th, 2009 10:52:04 AM | Throw in KITT and maybe
there's a chance by aboriginal | Feb 8th, 2009 10:58:55 AM | Remember back when the Big 3
Networks.... by Arcangel2020 | Feb 8th, 2009 11:06:33 AM | Fuck the Boston Globe by Dreamseller | Feb 8th, 2009 11:13:05 AM | Kilmer needs to quit doing
this crap by Charlie_Allnut | Feb 8th, 2009 11:44:43 AM | XIII The Game/JB by nemesisdarkside | Feb 8th, 2009 12:17:48 PM | Who the hell thought that the
key to a hit show... by pollaxt | Feb 8th, 2009 12:58:22 PM | David Duchovney did the voice
in the game by skimn | Feb 8th, 2009 02:18:04 PM | What, a bad Stephen Dorff
movie? by TinkerTIW | Feb 8th, 2009 02:37:30 PM | If Dorff is in it, it must
suck. by Bob Cryptonight | Feb 8th, 2009 03:24:00 PM | I killed pounds of sunflower
seeds playing the game by YackBacker | Feb 8th, 2009 04:51:56 PM | "Only in Hollywood can you
fuck up this bad and keep your
job." by ElPaw | Feb 8th, 2009 05:15:23 PM | Eric Roberts... by SenatorJeffersonSmith | Feb 8th, 2009 07:23:41 PM | SenatorJeffersonSmith by StarBlitzer | Feb 8th, 2009 07:53:30 PM | DOES VAL PLAY THE DEAD GUY? by alice 13 | Feb 8th, 2009 08:18:27 PM | STEPHEN DORFF. by alice 13 | Feb 8th, 2009 08:56:24 PM | Why does everyone suck Jason
Bourne's cock? by Nasty In The Pasty | Feb 8th, 2009 09:47:08 PM | NBC has become an
entertainment wasteland. by Orbots Commander | Feb 8th, 2009 09:52:50 PM | I tried watching it. I really,
truly tried... by namasteandgoodluck | Feb 8th, 2009 10:05:18 PM | Is this coming out now? by punto | Feb 8th, 2009 10:50:22 PM | Nasty by Oomlot | Feb 8th, 2009 11:43:28 PM | RE: Punto by Incomplete Gamer | Feb 9th, 2009 12:18:24 AM | For a split second... by keter | Feb 9th, 2009 01:46:57 AM | Fuck the xbox by Out of your element | Feb 9th, 2009 08:17:51 AM | Val Kilmer to run for Governor
of New Mexico in 2010. by Leafar the Lost | Feb 9th, 2009 10:33:46 AM | Best thing on "Big 3" US nets
in last 20 years. by kabong | Feb 9th, 2009 11:05:43 AM | Gotta admit, I like Dorff's
series of golf videos. by Bob Cryptonight | Feb 9th, 2009 11:21:47 AM | RE: Out of your element by Incomplete Gamer | Feb 9th, 2009 01:17:22 PM | Val Kilmer to use stunt runner
for Governor of New Mexico in
201 by alice 13 | Feb 9th, 2009 03:16:28 PM | After watching the 1st part... by lfhlaw | Feb 9th, 2009 04:45:16 PM | RE: Ifhlaw by Incomplete Gamer | Feb 9th, 2009 06:11:49 PM | This show is designed for
people with ADD by Big Jim | Feb 9th, 2009 08:17:52 PM | dorf on spy,,suck suck suck by MacFaux | Feb 10th, 2009 08:40:44 AM | Val Kilmer to roll for
Governor of New Mexico in 2010 by alice 13 | Feb 10th, 2009 04:10:25 PM |
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