Now the Wolverine film won't even be able to generate the same level of interest as Van Helsing.

okay boys when you copy and paste BE SURE to remove any spaces in the link once its pasted in your url bar.

or you can simply go to wikipedia yourself and type in DEADPOOL.

unless you're too busy playing call of duty 4 on xbox live of course, in which case add Texas Crusader to your friend list for some real murderous action!

Harry could grab Wolverine, and smother him between hot, sweaty man-boobs. Wolverine would go crazy, slashing wildly to free himself, only to have sliced, in half, Silver Fox by accident.

Harry would then pick up the chunks of Silver Fox, dip them in butter, and eat them greedily, while sitting on his fat arse watching 4 Blu-Ray movies at once.

Wolverine would then get even with Harry-Blob by getting Harry's fat arse on a treadmill and whipping him in the arse with a wet-towel every time he slows down.

This would win an Oscar easily.

I agree, they should reboot the X-Men entirely.

And, about the "too many characters" complaint: I think it's not a problem when ballsy producers set out to create a rich universe from the get-go (see A New Hope), the problem is that they hire shitty writers and actors who can't put their ego out of the equation and want MORE screentime when they're supposed to lie low and wait for the right time to step in (ex: Boba Fett)

This film though. Yeah, a spin-off of X3. Whoopdifuckindoo. We could just pretend that didn't happen? Maybe.

Not that it really matters of course, 'because I've already seen everything'.

Fox... make it so!

Nicknamed the "Merc with a Mouth", Deadpool is a high-tech mercenary known for his wisecracks, black humor, and satirical pop-culture references. Like the X-Men's Wolverine, Deadpool is the product of the Canadian government's paramilitary Weapon X program, although his place of birth is unknown. After Weapon X cured his terminal cancer by implementing a regenerative "healing factor" extracted from Wolverine, Deadpool is left disfigured and mentally unstable.

Deadpool was originally an adversary of The New Mutants and later X-Force, developing an infatuation with X-Force member Siryn. Deadpool received two limited series: Sins of the Past and The Circle Chase. He graduated to an ongoing series in 1997, which was known for its slapstick tone and willingness to break the fourth wall. Deadpool's series was cancelled but he reappeared as part of Agent X in 2002 but that series was cancelled in 2003. Currently, Deadpool is paired with Cable, another former X-Force character, in Cable & Deadpool. He is scheduled to appear in a new solo title in late 2008.

It has been noted that Deadpool shares many similarities with the DC Comics villain Deathstroke, particularly in regards to the characters' real names (Deathstroke's being Slade Wilson while Deadpool's is Wade Wilson). However, since Deadpool's introduction, Deadpool and Deathstroke have developed in vastly different directions.

If they do this, it will rock.

And let me remind people, this is not 616 Wolverine. This is Fox Marvel Movie Universe Wolverine. He's taller. He's different. The story doesn't have to conform to 616 because it's NOT the mainstream 616 universe.

Think of ALL Marvel movies as being separate universes. The current slew of Marvel Studios films may all be in the same universe, but- for example- there were three versions of the Hulk; The television version was one universe, the Ang Lee was another universe, and the upcoming movie is yet another universe.

Marvel has well-established the idea that there are multiple dimensions in which versions of their characters exist, but are slightly different than in 616.

So stop yer bitching. Enjoy this as a new Marvel story, not a word-for-word reprint of the books.

He's damage-resistant, but not invulnerable.

He's at about Captain America's strength level

He's in "control" of his fat, and can "clench" it to "trap" people (or their limbs) in it.

That's all I know from reading the books, but maybe there's something else that's never shown. The old question what what would happen if the Juggernaut (unstoppable force) ran into the Blob (immovable object).

The answer is that, unless the Blob were standing on a vibranium or adamantium planet, the ground would give way.

and Ryan Reynolds would be the guy I'd cast as Chris Knight if I remade Real Genius (or if they inexplicably made a sequel to it).

That useless fucking shitrag Empire has viciously slandered us. Some cunt called Chris Hewitt has written:

"Directors The Brothers Strause – Colin and Greg – apparently got the gig, their first, because they’re such huge Alien and Predator fanboys. AVP:R would indicate that they’re fanboys of the Ain't It Cool talkback variety, guileless goons crowbarring in lame references (the hero is called Dallas; someone actually says ‘Get to the chopper!’) while emphasising splatter and swearing over the suspenseful slow burn."For the full review go to http://tinyurl.com/2gg66d but I'd rather you didn't give the cunts the hits.

If anyone remembers the recent AvP:R wars and the slaughtering we gave the foilage that turned out for it then please air your displeasure at the useless no-quality-control cockmonkeys via email.

In fact, fuck it, anybody who thinks this is wrong- do it, let them know. But be certain to check the AICN history of AvP:R from Mori's initial slaughter of the script to vern's review and our eventual savaging of the plant life.

Lying, dirty cocksuckers.

However, I do apologise for spamming the TB. I never normally do this.

Can I have a main order of rage with a side order of bizerk?

However.

To accuse us and our mentality of being the progenitors of movies like AvP:R is an insult we do not deserve in any way. By all means call us what we are, but apart from plants and the odd mentally deficient toadstool, we all came down VERY hard on AvP:R.

But from the moment that the AvP:R script was leaked (and if they claim it isn't the final version they are, well, lying) it received a non-stop torrent of abuse here.

Evil bastards we may be, but none of us advocated the AvP abortion,

Way to shit all over what could have been a blossoming franchise, Marvel. The first movie shouldn't completely, just kind of suck. Save the extreme suckage for the third one. Like you did with Spiderman.