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Same exact BS by PushTheButton	Oct 8th, 2004 09:35:40 PM
Hey...where is the other internet since there seems to be more t by ginta1971	Oct 8th, 2004 09:37:09 PM
The butt George is plugging is your mom's. by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 8th, 2004 09:42:47 PM
Christ! This is brutal... by Anlashok	Oct 8th, 2004 09:48:55 PM
Bush is KILLING Kerry! by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 8th, 2004 09:51:20 PM
TEH INTERNETS SAY WE R HAVING A DRAFT! by PushTheButton	Oct 8th, 2004 09:52:32 PM
Canadian drugs by zacdilone	Oct 8th, 2004 09:56:41 PM
I mean Chuck Gibson, not Jennings. doh n/t by PushTheButton	Oct 8th, 2004 09:58:04 PM
AH..The enviroment... by Anlashok	Oct 8th, 2004 10:00:23 PM
oops..enviroNment by Anlashok	Oct 8th, 2004 10:02:14 PM
Kerry is kicking W's ass by AlwaysThere	Oct 8th, 2004 10:06:51 PM
Did Bush call John Kerry, "Senator Kennedy"? Must research on t by SmarkJobber	Oct 8th, 2004 10:09:27 PM
"Need some wood?" Bush rocks...Kerry's a moron. by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 8th, 2004 10:10:27 PM
I want to hear someone ask Kerry about his stance on Homo Marria by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 8th, 2004 10:11:45 PM
Hmmm.. by Logo Lou	Oct 8th, 2004 10:12:15 PM
Kerry just did his Porky Pig impression by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 8th, 2004 10:16:30 PM
Bush is def. getting angry and frustrated because his punk-ass d by Judge Briggs	Oct 8th, 2004 10:17:54 PM
Since they asked George about stem cells.... by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 8th, 2004 10:22:44 PM
Bush on stem cells: We can't research using unwanted embryos in by SmarkJobber	Oct 8th, 2004 10:31:47 PM
Bush will Win ... by JamieCOTC	Oct 8th, 2004 10:33:57 PM
I don't like either but Bush won tonight. by stlfilmwire	Oct 8th, 2004 10:50:35 PM
anybody want some wood by Dr Farragammo	Oct 8th, 2004 10:53:08 PM
My main frustration with Kerry is that he didn't call out Bush o by SmarkJobber	Oct 8th, 2004 10:58:44 PM
The Patriot Act & Bush protesters by Dr Farragammo	Oct 8th, 2004 10:59:50 PM
Is it just me, or did Bush look like he was loaded up on speed? by spumpkin	Oct 8th, 2004 11:08:30 PM
McClane'd by joshua	Oct 8th, 2004 11:16:08 PM
Several points need to be made by HarrisonsDad	Oct 8th, 2004 11:20:58 PM
Partial birth abortions. by TheTsordiLine	Oct 8th, 2004 11:22:08 PM
SMACKDOWN!! the president is a blithering idiot. by dr.bulber	Oct 8th, 2004 11:32:56 PM
Kerry will say anything to get elected by ejcarter9	Oct 8th, 2004 11:36:14 PM
I choose to boycott... by spumpkin	Oct 8th, 2004 11:36:45 PM
Hey Sparkle, speaking of look-alikes . . . by HarrisonsDad	Oct 8th, 2004 11:47:46 PM
No, Cheney is Mr. Potter from It's A Wonderful Life... by Batutta	Oct 8th, 2004 11:48:25 PM
Love the guy slamming the people on this site as if they are le by lettersoftransit	Oct 9th, 2004 12:08:41 AM
THIS JUST IN: President Bush named the inventor of the second in by SmarkJobber	Oct 9th, 2004 12:17:13 AM
Two Party System is a failure by ToxicEnema	Oct 9th, 2004 12:30:49 AM
another good quip smarkjobber by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 12:36:37 AM
Farragammo -- even I'd drink a beer with Dubya... by SmarkJobber	Oct 9th, 2004 12:49:22 AM
Bush offered to give me wood. Suddenly, I feel dirty. by lettersoftransit	Oct 9th, 2004 01:18:28 AM
smarkjobber, ya read me wrong by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 01:24:06 AM
Farragammo -- to paraphrase Bush from last week's debate, "Of co by SmarkJobber	Oct 9th, 2004 01:32:18 AM
oh no, it's you again zzzzzzzzzzz by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 01:35:19 AM
smarkjobber too late on responding to cannibalnun by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 01:38:05 AM
Fuck that Gore is a embarrassment by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 01:46:17 AM
hahahaha Bush looked like a moron. Kerry kicked his ass... by Russman	Oct 9th, 2004 01:48:39 AM
W tough?? hahahahahahahahahha by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 01:49:12 AM
Cannibal_Nun, "Hatemonger Pull Toy" -- LOL by SmarkJobber	Oct 9th, 2004 01:52:07 AM
technically, there's 3 internets by punto	Oct 9th, 2004 02:16:10 AM
time for the ol' drunken over-reaction! by ChickenGeorgeVII	Oct 9th, 2004 02:27:16 AM
BU__SH__ by JDanielP	Oct 9th, 2004 02:41:38 AM
B - U - _ - _ - S - H - _ - _ !!!! by JDanielP	Oct 9th, 2004 02:45:07 AM
Yet another conspiracy theory: Bush had "help" during the first by Shan	Oct 9th, 2004 03:01:17 AM
ebonic go have a colonic by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 03:06:02 AM
whoops ebonic take II and don't call me in the morning by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 03:09:11 AM
ozymandius by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 03:13:01 AM
In What Fantasy Universe Was This Thing A TIE??? by Rebeck	Oct 9th, 2004 03:32:38 AM
3 mistakes? What 3 mistakes? by Kurutteru Yatsu	Oct 9th, 2004 03:47:46 AM
Yep. Definitely insane... by ZeroCorpse	Oct 9th, 2004 03:50:28 AM
One more before I go by Kurutteru Yatsu	Oct 9th, 2004 03:51:40 AM
Okay, last one for real by Kurutteru Yatsu	Oct 9th, 2004 04:03:15 AM
Zerocorpse you are dead on by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 04:06:17 AM
I sometimes need a Babel fish to understand Bush by moviemaniac-7	Oct 9th, 2004 04:25:59 AM
I just got a Republican email that said the danger of terrorism by lettersoftransit	Oct 9th, 2004 04:30:00 AM
re Cannibal_Nun by DocPazuzu	Oct 9th, 2004 04:58:18 AM
Well I'll check in on you guys in a month, I'm goint to the othe by The Founder	Oct 9th, 2004 05:15:23 AM
surprised by stvnhthr	Oct 9th, 2004 08:12:25 AM
Let's back up. The news is going wild about that bulge on bush' by lovetoall	Oct 9th, 2004 09:02:29 AM
Those are two seperate web addresses above. by lovetoall	Oct 9th, 2004 09:05:39 AM
Here's a picture of Big Daddy listening to a bigger Daddy. BYE by lovetoall	Oct 9th, 2004 09:10:11 AM
The Lumber Company explained, courtesy of FactCheck.org by lovetoall	Oct 9th, 2004 09:16:20 AM
Cannibal Nun: "Man in the state of Nature, as Hobbes told us, is by TheTsordiLine	Oct 9th, 2004 11:14:36 AM
Cannibal Nun is a fake by Ben Dobyns	Oct 9th, 2004 12:04:48 PM
wow that sucked by MiltonWaddams	Oct 9th, 2004 12:39:12 PM
Good One LostHighway by WolfmanNards	Oct 9th, 2004 12:39:28 PM
I hope most of you did not register by koie	Oct 9th, 2004 01:12:58 PM
How can anyone say this was close? by riskebiz	Oct 9th, 2004 01:51:25 PM
ebonic that's your problem by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 02:11:16 PM
milton waddams by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 02:19:17 PM
milton check the other polls by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 02:30:33 PM
Bullet Proof Vest not a Wire by Froduss	Oct 9th, 2004 02:46:22 PM
Put a bush and a dick in the White House..... by Vermifax	Oct 9th, 2004 03:02:53 PM
I feel sorry for all the conservatives... by Kurutteru Yatsu	Oct 9th, 2004 04:32:34 PM
Sean Hannity Irish? by Peter Charles	Oct 9th, 2004 05:39:10 PM
Nope, Bush lost the debate by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 06:58:45 PM
Bush-Heads need to shave their pubic regions by HarrisonsDad	Oct 9th, 2004 08:31:54 PM
BUSH committed a felony when he intentionally mislead Congress t by JDanielP	Oct 9th, 2004 10:20:06 PM
Edwards favorite movie by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 10:30:34 PM
HARRY -- When are you going to review "UNCOVERED: THE WHOLE TR by JDanielP	Oct 9th, 2004 10:43:08 PM
Ann Coulter... by Holly_Wight	Oct 9th, 2004 10:43:46 PM
Novak needs to toss a salad by Dr Farragammo	Oct 9th, 2004 11:16:36 PM
Cheney tidbit... by DragonHeart	Oct 10th, 2004 12:26:13 AM
So, I guess that this debate wasn't to the first debate what ... by Shan	Oct 10th, 2004 12:53:40 AM
The real reason why i'm voting for George Bush is because he has by My Ass Smells	Oct 10th, 2004 02:22:11 AM
ok time to be superficial and talk about the girls by Dr Farragammo	Oct 10th, 2004 03:19:18 AM
Coulter sexy as a naked Strom Thurman by Dr Farragammo	Oct 10th, 2004 03:36:10 AM
Now that the Bush Regime have been busted for wiring up Bush in by ol' painless	Oct 10th, 2004 04:17:23 AM
Photo of see-through dress on Alex Kerry at Cannes can be found by HarrisonsDad	Oct 10th, 2004 04:30:08 AM
Ann Coulter's Penis... by Holly_Wight	Oct 10th, 2004 04:37:22 AM
REPUBLICANS TRYING TO ARREST MICHAEL MOORE by bushsux	Oct 10th, 2004 04:58:53 AM
Cannibal Nun, you could be really funny by TheTsordiLine	Oct 10th, 2004 10:13:10 AM
Cannibal Nun pulled the Nazi card by Human Tornado	Oct 10th, 2004 02:00:09 PM
Cannonball Run by bushsux	Oct 10th, 2004 02:34:01 PM
Thanks for the empty rhetoric Voicebox! by bushsux	Oct 10th, 2004 02:44:31 PM
A simple observation by HarrisonsDad	Oct 10th, 2004 04:06:51 PM
Holly_Wight, you may be right by TimBenzedrine	Oct 10th, 2004 04:25:40 PM
Hey talkbacker "HarrisonsDad", you sure got that right. It seem by JDanielP	Oct 10th, 2004 05:41:47 PM
For voters who haven't figured it out yet, Republicans help only by JDanielP	Oct 10th, 2004 05:52:25 PM
Insert 'subject' here by Immortal_Fish	Oct 10th, 2004 07:49:38 PM
You're Wrong Again by Roboteer	Oct 10th, 2004 08:16:26 PM
Roboteer... by Immortal_Fish	Oct 10th, 2004 08:30:26 PM
Can't blame the guy for trying to make this site relevant again. by HanFiredFirst	Oct 10th, 2004 09:27:56 PM
This administration is a joke. Vote the crooks out and put in p by JDanielP	Oct 10th, 2004 10:52:44 PM
roboteer cut the shit please, this is personal by Dr Farragammo	Oct 10th, 2004 11:07:28 PM
Please someone tell me that asshole Matt Drudge is wrong about C by truthseekr1488	Oct 11th, 2004 01:17:53 AM
Ah yes here comes the man with the answers ... cannibal nun by Dr Farragammo	Oct 11th, 2004 01:21:46 AM
About superman... by VoteRoslin08	Oct 11th, 2004 01:28:28 AM
ABC News just confirmed the death of Christopher Reeve by truthseekr1488	Oct 11th, 2004 01:55:22 AM
Bush like me, good article by Dr Farragammo	Oct 11th, 2004 02:01:27 AM
RIP Chris Reeve by Dr Farragammo	Oct 11th, 2004 02:07:18 AM
Who really cares about the Debates? Seriously, is there ANYONE h by Triumph poops!	Oct 11th, 2004 02:15:05 AM
RIP to Reeve...and the ridiculous "If Reeve's passing is not sym by Triumph poops!	Oct 11th, 2004 02:31:46 AM
The Rule of Threes: Janet Leigh, Rodney Dangerfield, Christopher by SmarkJobber	Oct 11th, 2004 02:59:32 AM
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER LIE BY TRIUMPH POOPS by bushsux	Oct 11th, 2004 09:37:22 AM
Bush campaign seeks to deceive the American public . . . .TRUE S by HarrisonsDad	Oct 11th, 2004 11:29:39 AM
Sinclair does it again...wow by Dr Farragammo	Oct 11th, 2004 01:06:40 PM
Cannibal_Nun - Gore took the national popular vote by a half-mil by Trader Groucho 2	Oct 11th, 2004 06:10:09 PM
Poor Cannibal_Nut... by Holly_Wight	Oct 11th, 2004 07:12:12 PM
Re: Death Trap... by Holly_Wight	Oct 11th, 2004 07:14:58 PM
Gee, what a shock. Another Day, another Bushsux rant where he le by Big Dumb Ape	Oct 11th, 2004 08:27:41 PM
Bill Maher on Bush by Dr Farragammo	Oct 11th, 2004 11:58:45 PM
Why do libs like Dr. Farragammo and Bushsux keep posting? Do the by Triumph poops!	Oct 12th, 2004 02:07:15 AM
sparklecopy, believe me I know by Dr Farragammo	Oct 12th, 2004 02:08:28 AM
Triumph you are one dumb fuck by Dr Farragammo	Oct 12th, 2004 02:24:16 AM
Triumph, one more thing. For a guy who loves Star Wars you didn' by Dr Farragammo	Oct 12th, 2004 02:34:05 AM
Triumph , I'm not done with you..This goes for any nationalist o by Dr Farragammo	Oct 12th, 2004 02:49:36 AM
LMAO! Dr. Farragammo, geek with no life and intellectual twat by Triumph poops!	Oct 12th, 2004 03:23:44 AM
"intellectual twat". Thanks for the line Triumph, you just made by Dr Farragammo	Oct 12th, 2004 03:42:27 AM
Doc Farragammo, go to the ATM, get some money, and then go get a by Triumph poops!	Oct 12th, 2004 04:22:49 AM
AICN politics by prof1971	Oct 12th, 2004 07:22:18 AM
Nun, re: "Think" by Immortal_Fish	Oct 12th, 2004 12:53:44 PM
It never ceases to amaze me the lengths that people go to make t by prof1971	Oct 12th, 2004 01:57:11 PM
get a hooker? hahahahaha. by Dr Farragammo	Oct 12th, 2004 02:23:13 PM
C'mon Hugnut by Dr Farragammo	Oct 12th, 2004 06:23:10 PM
Bush... by cooper2000	Oct 12th, 2004 08:17:12 PM

Bush-Kerry_II !!

I wasn’t going to waste bandwidth on this, but I'm pretty sure I just heard the president of the United States call the Internet “the Internets.” Then, I swear, I heard Jenna Bush’s left palm smack her own forehead.

And he's concerned about the cheap drugs from Canada being safe. Because terrorists would never target American pharmacies. Oy oy oy!

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